Coolers Are Saved.... Allegedly

Here's the latest from our investigative reporting team:

We will be allowed to take "small" (maybe medium) coolers out to the fields next Bayshore season. We can't have Dead Hooker Coolers... but I've never seen a DHC out there anyway. Basically, all our drinking rules still apply: No glass. Drinks in SOLO Cups.

So why the change/scare/issue? Well apparently our regional rep is just stressing an existing WAKA rule, as he was instructed. This policy is (allegedly) in place to cover their ass if a league plays on a field that bans alcohol. PAL surprisingly isn't busting our balls about the booze. So we should be able to "skirt" around the cooler rule like we always have.

HOWEVER... there is a lot of time between today and our first week. So who knows how it'll play out.

Last night was the first week of the Big Guava league. Apparently everyone followed the "cooler rule," and one poor sap was spotted walking back and forth to his car for beer refills. But this is quite understandable considering the kickoff email stressed in big fucking bold letters that our tight fields will be loose if you bring any coolers OMG WTF FTW!!!!1!!111!!11!oneoneone11!!11!!

So anyway. Put down the torches and pitchforks for now. But keep them close by. There are a few "rule changes" next season. I don't think they'll be a huge problem, but we'll hear more about that at the captains meeting. Get ready... RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!