Sunday, June 20, 2010

Don't Ice Me Bro!

Ernie taking 15 minutes to chug his Ice

Griff suffering the consequences of the dreaded "Ice Block"

Ok, first let's quickly explain the concept. "Icing" is when a friend/coworker/complete fucking douchebag sneaks a bottle of Smirnoff Ice up on their victim (or into the possession/vicinity of) and announces: "You totes got iced bitch/bro/brah!" The victim of the "icing" must then do one of two things:

  1. Deflect the "icing" with their "ice shield," which must be a bottle of Smirnoff Ice that they already had in their immediate possession, or...
  2. If the victim does not posses an "ice shield" they must drop to one knee and pound the entire 12oz bottle of date-rape/shame flavored juice.

3 comments:

Nate Dawg said...

Souder and I discussed the 3rd option of slamming the bottle on the floor, shattering it at the feet of the person that "iced" you, gesturing to them and walking away. I'll go with that option...

Chris said...

Maybe I should keep a box of "Summer's Eve" around for the "ice block"...douche flag.

Nate Dawg said...

OMG IRL!!!! Love that skit...