Friday, June 25, 2010

DPT Summer Cleaning

I've decided the contributor pics have gotten out of control. Not the pictures themselves, but the sheer volume of them. There's nothing wrong with lurking, enjoying and/or commenting. But newspapers (remember those?) don't print bios of their readers. Instead, they give information about their active columnists.

So DPT has enlisted the help of Doc and Marty McFly, who will travel back in time to kill your parents before they have drunk unprotected sex (which was clearly a mistake).  There might still be time to build your own flux capacitor to stop them.  But you've seen the movies... it's a huge ordeal.  And you probably won't make it before you fade away...

9 comments:

Jack said...

Oh, man, I just got up there.

bull said...

We got spammers!! Moving on up

Chandler said...

haha. I delete those all the time, Bull. I should give the spammer a contributor pic.

M. Gorecki said...

chandler, you're drunk with power..

Chandler said...

Either that or just drunk with hope and expectations. You know... people who demanded a picture but haven't posted anything in 8+ months. That's a bit beyond me.

Last night I was just drunk though. The normal kind.

Jack said...

Is there still a possibility of a new sauce at the anchor bar? Or a certain updated picture on the way to orevent someone's from fading away?

Smithkey said...

What an awesome idea Jack. As people go awhile without posting their pic begins to fade until finally it no longer exist. Genius

Chandler said...

Glad you appreciate a good idea Smithkey. Unlike Gorecki, apparently.

And Jack... the bell was rung but not with titties. And I'm not allowed to post the picture. So things are still fading fast...

Jack said...

It's a shame to deprive the world of such excellent photography. I suppose certain elements of DPT have a bit of a socialist streak bent on censorship. I'm glad DPT Management has taken up the charge of revoking the pictorial credence of such freedom-hating malcontents.