Monday, July 12, 2010

Hunting Beer Nuts

**This is a 10 minute "documentary" about our 4th of July attack on THEE Beer Nuts.  Due to some salty sailor language, it's not recommended to watch at work without headphones.  Enjoy the stupidity.**

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of THEE BEER NUTS
They started up near Tarpon Springs
And we were on their butts. 

Our captain had a mighty beard of pubes,
The first mate loved the conch.
Five other pirates went that day
In hopes to break 'em up, in hopes to break 'em up. 

The weather sucked big donkey balls,
Storm clouds were all around,
We followed S.S. BEER NUT 3
Until that bitch broke down, until that bitch broke down. 

The NUTS set up in the shallow sea,
Right off Three Hooker Isle.
We raised our flag...
Full steam ahead...
Bull's "pirate roar", was kinda gay...
Knowlty giggled...
Balloons were thrown...
And we crashed Crystal's birthday!

11 comments:

Alison said...

The day was definitely worth getting up super early for! Awesome time! Excellent video!

ARRRRRRRGGG!!!!!

Nate Dawg said...

LOL!!! Awesome! Cant wait to watch the vid when I get home!

bull said...

Solid freaking internets gold!

Ernie said...

HAHA, that is awesome!! So Chandler, when are you going to quit your job and start editing videos for MTV? Great video!!

SarahB said...

SURF CLUB!!! :P

Chandler said...

MTV doesn't play videos anymore, Ernie.

E-FLO said...

Dude, by far a DPT Instant Classic! The fact that you RENTED a boat to go trolling for BNs makes it awesome...

Rosey said...

Haha... awesome. Well done.

Geoff said...

Awesome caper. This is the kind of content that makes DPT fun!

Nate Dawg said...

Awesome vid Chan...love you guys for coming out and breakin' us up!

Smithkey said...

I think Ernie is referring to editing videos for Real World promos. Anyway awesome video, looks like a good time