Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Savannah Room Roster

Ok... I'm tired of everyone asking me who's in what room... and who has extra room... etc etc.  So we're going to revert back to what we did in 2008 and 2009.

Here's the roster that I know of.  Let me know the changes as things get settled.  I can take ONE more person in my room if someone is desperate.


12 comments:

Maria said...

Haha I love a spreadsheet of loveliness! We have our shit together come on.... hahah!

Chandler said...

last I heard... you didn't have any shit. nor was it together. :)

Maria said...

Whohoo, look who got their shit together. Not like this is the only thing going on in my life right now....

So excited for this trip!

Chris said...

As Maria pointed out, check out Nate in a room full of Ligers.

Break 'em up. Break 'em up.

Jack said...

Anyone want to play "what are Knowlty and Gomez going to do with their roommates?"

I'll go first: eat bacon wrapped octopus off the stripper's ass while send the clown out to rob a bank with the TNT.

Chandler said...

How about...

The circus clown entices little boys into their room for sex. The Octopus (which we now know is an oracle) then picks which boys do Knowlty and which ones do Gomez. The stripper (and her pet pig) is just there to lower room costs, since the guys are obviously not interested in females. The TNT will be used only if the authorities try to break up their little boy orgy.

Nate Dawg said...

LMAO!!! Both of your comments are hilar...Chan stepped it up a bit though.

Florian said...

How about this:

They take turns giving the clown and pig anal. The octupus is there to pleasure the stripper, who is just there for show (as they made sure that everyone saw the stripper go into their room). The TNT is there to destroy all evidence when its over.

Chris said...

The circus clown is really a spy sent by the Imperial Lord Herbert to infiltrate the Galactic Allegiance formed by Knowlty and Gomez. The stripper, just a few weeks ago a new recruit to the Allegiance Star Fleet, has been tasked with providing covert protection on the dangerous Savannah mission. Knowlty befriended the pot belly pig while on a peyote fuelled vision-quest in the Forests of Ginnie. Lucas, as he is now called, is Knowlty's faithful companion. The octopus is a cleverly disguised communication droid that allows Knowlty to keep in contact with the Allegiance and his birds at home. Oh, and it also give Knowlty his tickles. The TNT, well that is just there to blow up this ridiculous comment written in the rambling style of one Davey McKnowlty.

Jack said...

Well done, sirs. Way to step up the game.

As the creator of the game, I say Chandler has a good sized early lead.

I'll try again.

They plan to extract the ink sac from the octopus after hearing of it's powerful hallucinogenic properties when mixed with stripper glitter (ahhh, the sweet smell and sparkle of strippers), after which they'll take a ghost tour of the Savannah led by the pig while the circus clown juggles the TNT, which is presumably in stick form.

Jack said...

You know, that sounds kind of like a Soundgarden video. In fact, all of these scenarios kind of sound like Soundgarden videos. Those were some fucked up dudes.

Chandler said...

I think you just re-took the lead... can't believe I didn't think to incorporate stripper glitter.