Monday, August 16, 2010

Pre-season Power Rankings

Well... this Thursday is the Captains Meeting / Meet n' Greet. Since there is no longer elected positions, DPT has nobody to endorse for office. Thankfully, this should greatly reduce the number of tears shed at the meeting (although, anything is possible). I'd love to see a quick meeting that didn't require Missy whistling 7 times in order to get the room to shut up... but things like "the cooler policy," mandated balls and strikes, potentially legalizing munting and various other announcements will surely destroy that dream. Our new rep Jaime (like Jamie but not Jamie) will sadly not be able to attend. Instead we get her boss, MLoop, to answer all of our questions.

So if you still aren't excited, let me remind you that the meeting is "Wacky T-Shirt" themed. Not making this shit up.

On to the Pre-Season Power Rankings!


10 comments:

Maria said...

The power rankings are more exciting than the Ligers season will be! Go Ligers, I'm trying to keep the faith!

J.W. said...

Damn, the only team I wasn't there for is the one team playing in the fall. Don't flip anyone off against them.

Go check out the big guava standings if you want to see kickball dominance. We used to have runs scored up there, too, but I think runs against tells enough of the story.

Now to find out how we stack up against the big leagues now that we've rolled through the dominican summer league.

Griff said...

Good work on the power rankings, but Chan, did Liger-camp go that poorly??

Also, do I need to up my subscription status to "DPT-Insider" in order to see the comments on Pick Me Up??

Chandler said...

Let's just say that at least half the Ligers (who showed up) are 0-1 already on the season.

And yes, all DPT-Insider's get uncensored access to the internets. Yearly subscription is $39.99 and includes an extra WAKA t-shirt!!

Florian said...

Where do I sign up to become a DPT- Insider?

Geoff said...

How is dominating "Big Guava" qualify as an achievement? Maybe the lakers should give me a $12 million deal because I scored 90 points on the Hotshot game at the bowling alley or perhaps Trini will be the favorite at next year's national spelling bee because one time she remembered to put i before e a few times. Look, all I'm saying is we don't need the power rankings skewed because off-constantly placed at the special olympics.

Furthermore... Balls and dolls the sequel aka Skockers' yearly fruitless predictions shouldn't afford them a higher ranking either. If he had any insight to the future he would have known better than to pick purple for his team color; he wants to make it to the playoffs not a prince concert!

Giblueeyes said...

and before you ask.. no, I did not come up with the theme....

J.W. said...

Glad we're being underrated by the masses.

trinihic said...

Hey hey... it's not my fault my name is spelled with the 'e' before the 'i'.. Blame the parentals... See you party people Thursday... :)

Rob said...

Does DPT insider include text alerts to posts, scores and breaking news?

Last season acquisitions weren't hyped up like the Big 3 are this year.

Geoff nice comment. We can't change colors when our unofficial mascot is The Grimace from McDonald's. Haha. Corso loves that mascot head.