Monday, September 20, 2010

AppreciHATE!

WTF? I log into DPT today and it looks like a 5 year old's birthday party.  This makes me very uncomfortable since I'm not legally allowed to be near 5 year olds.

Let's start with that "bitch-slap."  Smithkey... your mom hits me harder when she's riding me reverse-cowgirl and slapping me in the face... signaling me to go from a canter to a gallop.  You also used too much powder and hit him in the neck.

Breaker Division... it's sad that a league who has a "Dungeons and Dragons" theme night is probably more fun than 90% of other WAKA leagues in the nation.  Who's idea was that anyway?  The new rep Erik? Or was it Tyrus, who is a well-known World of Warcraft player?  At least HI-MAY doesn't try to impose league-wide theme nights on Bayshore.  If she did, I'd probably cast level 200 "Cock of the Infinite" and turkey slap her back to the Shire with the other hobbits.

So it's MLoop Appreciation Week, huh?  Lame.  But ok, I'll play along.  Consider this the MLoop Haiku Competition.  I'll start (assuming "MLoop" is pronounced "M-Loop" and not one syllable which would resemble the sound of your turds hitting the toilet water):


MLoop wheels and deals
negotiates "free" parking
party budget shrinks


ten games is too long
eight games seems just about right
avoids lightning strikes


do not bring coolers
mandatory "balls and strikes"
MLoop hates freedom

Feel free to submit your own.  Have a hateful week, you fucktards.

9 comments:

Kyle said...

breaker league is weak
mloop would fit in perfect
kegger pass the lube

SarahB said...

Mloop... one syllable which would resemble the sound of your turds hitting the toilet water - hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Geoff said...

Turds go Mloop
Mloop goes to Bayshore
Bayshore goes to shit

Silky Johnson said...

That is not 5, 7, 5 moras respectively, Geoff. Disqualified!

Jack said...

What is the M for?
Masturbates with pal Keggers?
Bito's post approves.

Bayshore's too much fun.
Eight games is less fun than ten.
Lame excuse? LIGHTNING!

Faulty reasoning
mloop, mloop. mloop, mloop. mloop, mloop. Flush.
Bye-bye excuses!

(The final haiku utilizes the single-syllable form of mloop)

Geoff said...

No Silky you're wrong when translated to Japanese it's exactly 5-7-5 MORA. You're weak American syllabic haiku are an insult to my Burakumin roots!

Silky Johnson said...

Jack - excellent use of the one-syllable "mloop." I also like the cadence which implies the anus is "double tapping" the turds into the bowl.

Geoff - my mind is blown.

Chandler said...

Guess I might as well try:

cooler game was fun
paper forfeits were threatened
totally worth it


Translated for Duc:

クーラーゲームは面白かった
紙の罰金遊びは、脅迫された
それは全く価値が

Translated back to English for LOLz:

It was an interesting game Cooler
Forfeits the paper, which was threatened
Totally worth it


Repeated about 8 more iterations until Google translate settled on the following:

This game was fun coolers
In this article, and threatened to confiscate
Totally worth it

Chandler said...

I think I just invented "Google Translate Telephone".

Now I can sit back and wait to collect all my "Internet Money"