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No Wednesday Rant today. I have a lot to bitch about... but taking a break to catch up on other things. Also, people are having trouble accessing the site on their cell phones. We're working on that, but right now our domain hosting seems to be fucking up when it comes to forwarding. If your phone is telling you "www.donkeynoms.com" is not responding... you can still get to the site using the actual blogger address of: "donkeypunchtoboggan.blogspot.com". If your smart-phone is working perfectly... you get a gold star.
30 comments:
Ballics
Yeaga
OC
Penny Pilsner (should be a barn burner)
Jammers
BCBC
Balls
Waka Waka
Rack me!
BALLICS!
YB
OC
DW
SB
BCBC
BND
WS
Shockers
Yeaga
OC
Dollar
Superbad
TBN
PMU
Wakashame
This will probably be my weakest commentary yet. Please people, do something crazy and start blogging about it. I need new material. Desperately.
Alcoballics v. Shockers
The Shockers squeaked by strong newcomers BCBC last week while the Ballics tied in a shootout with the Yeags. I'm going to take the stout Shocker D in this matchup, especially with how tired I imagine the Ballics will be after field setup duties. I'm picking them to cover, as well.
Ligers v. Yeagabombs
The Yaeags have been quite the anomoly this season tying each game by the score of 4-4. The Ligers are about what we expected, a middling kickball team with creative themes. This weeks theme? Probably something involving a Yeagabomb boot up a Liger behind. Work friendly, kind of! Ligers barely beat the spread, though.
The OC v. IKT
Did we really just tie PMU? Did Grifter really fall on the way to the game-winning run for our second third-to-home faceplant in as many weeks? Yes, those things happened, unfortunately. That said, I have still never missed on an IKT game, and I've seen them play both of their games this season so I think I know what to expect. So take this Off Constantly win to the bank. I'm calling 5-0 with a somewhat punctual and not-hungover BEARDFACE sparking the offense and reaffirming our reputation as obnoxious trash-talkers.
Team Fab v. Dollar Wells
Ugh. Dollar Wells. Ugh. They'll cover. Vomit.
Superbad v. TJs
I have literally no idea what's going on in the other division with the fields closer to the parking lots. I do know that I think Superbad is overrated, though, so I'm taking the Toejammers to win somewhat easily here.
BCBC v. TBN
The best new team I can recall against one of the oldest yet losingest teams around. BCBC in a cakewalk, and they'll cover easily.
PMU v. BND
After Balls N Dolls stripped the team of the unwanted and unnecessary parts they returned to their asskicking ways. I expect more of the same this week as they hold PMU scoreless and take over third place in the division. They'll cover, too.
I Need a Refill v. WAKAShame
I almost want to pick that this game never happens due to each team tearing out their eyes after witnessing the game before theirs, but I guess I'll take WAKAShame to roll through this team, cover the spread, and set up a battle for first place in the division next week against the mighty OC. Of course, this will happen the one week Jack is unable to attend and he will be requesting text updates from Texas. Stupid poorly timed vacations.
BALLICS
Yeaga
OC
Dollar Wells
Superbad
BCBC
BND
Waka
Alco
Yeaga
Off
Dollar
Superbad
BCBC
Balls
Waka
Ill take a side bet with you Jack for an extra beer on that Superbad game.
Ballics
Yeaga
OC
Team Fab
Jammers
BC BC
Balls
INaR
(JW's worst commentary) > (Average Bayshore player creativity)
After taking a week off from commentary I decided to bring it back this week in hopes of killing some time at work.
Ballics vs Shockers
In a rematch from last years tourney thriller this one should be heated. Get their early as the first 100 fans in attendance will receive free "Douche Flags" to throw during the game for each time a Shockers player pulls off their patent move. I like Ballics rise up and survive the munting and douchery to pull off the upset.
Yeaga vs Ligers
Oraaaaaaange.......and Bluuuuuuuuue! Once again Ligers defense is in strong early season form, unfortunately their offence looks something like the Gators did last week. Yeaga wins but does not cover the spread.
The OC vs IKT
The only question surrounding this game is whether or not Grifter can get any more annoying at the kickball fields. the OC covers the spread while Flo stairs off into the distance watching the fun conference teams play dreaming of better days.
Dollar Dollar Wells vs Team Fab
aka Team Sucks vs Team Sucks more.
SuperBad vs Jammers
Jammers came close this season to not even forming their team before the deadline and after this week they might wish they hadn't. Rumor has it the TJ's held a 2.5 hour practice/boot camp instructing the lady Jammers how to place the ball. What a waste of time. SuperBad wins big!
BCBC vs TBN
Never thought I would be picking my team to win so early in the season and so confidently but I believe we might just be the real deal. Nate scores again this week on the field but unfortunately for him gets shot down at the bar. BCBC wins and covers the spread.
BnD vs PMU
I was very tempted to pick PMU this week in an upset but then remembered it was them that knocked BnD out of the tournament last season. BnD gets revenge this week winning a close one. After the game PMU refuses to leave the field and insist on playing the best out of 27.
WAKAshame vs INR
I am not even sure this INR team even exist therefore I am simply picking WAKAshame to win and cover the spread.
Rollo, I'll take the Jammers on the beerline.
smithkey, i dont think they beat us out of the tourny? i could be wrong, dont remember. but they did stop us from having an undefeated season. they smoked us by like 10 runs.
Jack: Sounds good to me
Shockers
Bombs
Off Constantly
Shit Wells
Supa
TBN
Balls n Dolls
WAKA
Do I have to pick all the games? tough week, lots of close games I think.
Shockers
Ligers (maybe if I pick us we'll win? we don't win when I pick against us so we'll see.)
OC
$ wells
Supa
BCBC (sorry Nate)
Ewe
WakaShame
ALCOBALLICS
Yegabombs
Off Constantly
Dollar Wells
SuperBad
Brown Chicken Brown Cow
Balls N Dolls
WAKA Shame
Alcoballics will NOT win (Shockers will be the dominant force in conference AARP)
Ligers will NOT win
Id kick that will NOT win
Team Fab will NOT win
NoJammerz will NOT win
Beer Nots will NOT win
Balls N Dolls (BnD will be the dominant force in conference BnD)
Refill will NOT win
Ballics
Ligers
OC
DW
Supa
BCBC
BnD
WakaShame
Goooooo Bulls!!!!
Same as Maria's
Shockers
Yeaga
OC
DollaWellz
Supa (Sandra n I are back)
BND
BCBC
Waka
The Todd... Love the Avatar!
Whoa whoa... Stop the presses! If Sandra and Frank are playing I want to take superbad over the Jammers.
Shockers
'Bombs
OC
Nickel Beers
Supa
BCBC
BnD
WAKAShame
Shockers (this is the third 7pm game for the shockers, and first for the ballics...I think ballics will be sluggish to start.)
Ligers
the OC
$$$
Superbad (Frank and Sandi will be back and looking for blood)
Eat-mor-chickn
B&D
Shameful
Shockers
Bombs
OC
Wells
Superbad
Bcbc
Bnd
Waka
Shockers
Yeaga
OC
Team Fab
Supa
BCBC
BnD
Refill
David... Is that Caruso?
BALLICS
YBOMBS
OFF CONSTANTLY
DOLLAR WELLS
SUPERBAD
NUTS
PMU
WAKASHAME
even though i don't know these 2 Superbad people, it appears they are good and so i want to switch my pick to them over Jammers. Also there is no love for my team
Geoff, I'm changing your pick to SuperBad as requested... along with Kevin's
Shockers - Grimace puts a frown on Elmo's face tonight..Elmo not happy..
Yeagas - with all those lefty's, the fightin' souders better prepare for an
all-out assault on right field or this could get ugly
OC - *yawn*
Penny Pilsners - keeping the Team Fab "defeated" season alive
Sooull Glooo - Rematch of the epic tourney finals of a season ago. But No
ruben + no griff TIMES Frank + Sandra = trouble for our beloved/hated team
of Soul Glo Nation. But I've never picked against my own team and don't plan
on starting now. But looking back on our history a tie is a strong
possibility.
BCBC - pop-out, pop-out, line drive to 3rd. Every inning. TBN loses.
BnD - Game of the week...BnD will pull out a close one here..base-running
gaffa-free.
WAKA - *yawn*
These picks brought to you in the nick of time by my TOUCHSCREEN Android phone.
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