Thursday, September 16, 2010

Week 4 Picks

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Now that the Vegas odds are out... here are the picks. Get yours in before 4pm on Thursday.


45 comments:

caruso said...

Superbad
Shockers
INaR
Turds ($)
Liiiiiigers
TBN
Shame
IKT

Kyle said...

I hope I'm wrong on the first one here...but I'm just playing a hunch.

SuperRandom - Ballics will be without some key players and having Frank and Sandra back makes all the difference for the mean green. I can already hear my teammates voting me off the island for this one.

Retirement Home Allstars - I'm just not confident that the offseason acquisitions trump the experience of the veterans...plus, the terminator has to be pissed off by now.

BnD - they aren't the team from the past, but good enough to win this one.

PickMeUp - Dollar Wells is really that bad.

Team Bitchslap - Domestic Violence brings people together. How else do you explain Rihanna sticking up for Chris Brown and then singing a song with Eminem about getting beaten and burned? Smithkey bitch slaps Tony and then BCBC bitch slaps the boys in blue. At least Chandler can redeem them at the FlipCup table later on.

Thee Yeagabombs (oh I see what you did there) - No faith in TBN, unless it involves winning chug offs or drinking mass quantities of alcohol. Yeaga won't need any late inning heroics this week.

Off Constantly - With The Rays back in 1st in the AL East, all is right in the stables of the Rays Haw. Jack, Beardface and the rest of those drunken fools will do just enough to end this farce and return WAKAShame to where they belong...as extras on the cast of The Jersey Shore.

I'd Kick That - they aren't good, but the last place finishers at the Special Olympics could beat Team Fab right about now. I'm reminded of Patches O'Houlihan saying "it's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there."

/hate

Geoff said...

Ballics
Jammers
Balls
PMU
BCBC
Yeaga
Waka waka
Potg

C'mon Karl?!

Rollo said...

Superbad- We shall continue going undefeated
TJers
BnD
PMU
BCBC-They will do this because Chandler will be chasing after balls in left field instead of staying at 1st base like he is suppose to do.
Yeaga
Waka
IKT

Chandler said...

Great commentary, Kyle. Gold star for you today!

Kristen said...

Superbad
Shockers
BND
PMU
BCBC
TBN
Wakashame
IKT

Steph said...

BALLICS (kyle, you're dead to me)
Shockers
BND
PMU
BCBC
TBN - upset special
WS
IKT

Brian L. said...

All getting on our (IKT) bandwagon I see. lol.

M. Gorecki said...

I'm sure you all noticed that GorecHate picks were not done last week. I apologize as I'm sure you all were anxiously waiting for them. Well I'm submitting this week's a day earlier than I normally do to make up for it. So here we go...

Ballics- Oh boy look at everyone jumping on the superbad bandwagon. You wont hear us bitching that 4 starters wont be there on thursday. We'll just be sure to lace Frank's bowl since everyone seems to credit their winning ways to his return.

Jammers- That Shockers performance vs the ballics was about as entertaining as watching BJ Daniels and Jacory Harris each throw 4 INT's. Hopefully this will silence any further smacktalk of them being any good.

BnD- I thought Week 2's 14 run pounding they put on dollar wells was them getting angry, but then they lose last week to PMU. I still havent given up on this team so bring a kitten to sacrifice or something.

PMU- Only a 3.5 point spread on this game? This game will be over before Dollar Wells even takes the field. In fact I suggest you all borrow the ballics/ligers coolers we brought to week one and spread them around the field as they might be better on defense than your actual players.

BCBC- The only week I was planning on picking Ligers to win was when Chandler was going to Vegas with the Ballics. But then I learned hes not heading to Vegas till Friday because he doesnt want to miss his kball game. HIS kickball game, not the team's. He now trumps T.O. and Favre as he is truely bigger than the game itself.

Yeaga- Yawn Beer Nuts please tell me your story at the bar on how you tried to keep this game close but then found a way to Beer Nut yourself to a defeat.

Waka- Remember when the OC was teling bayshore division to fear them. Well Team Fab got the memo but no one else since seems to care. (Including Nate of course)

IKT- Flo please dont plea to DPT that your power rankings should continue to rise after this weeks victory. You guys have beaten teams that elementary school children could probably handle.

Chandler said...

Damn, Gorecki. Your commentary continues to impress. It's kind of like in Full Metal Jacket... where Drill Sergeant Hartman realizes that the fat, inept and useless Private "Gomer Pyle" was a natural at sharp-shooting.

"I think we've finally found something that you do well!"

Of course... MY kickball game that I'm flying out to Vegas "late" for is The Beer Olympics and possible trip to THEE Doll House (depending on the outcome). Surely you wouldn't miss that either. Granted... I'd probably stay if we were playing Team Fab too.

Brie said...

BALLICS (Really, Kyle? REALLY?? I think you owe our whole team drinks just for voting against us. I second that, Steph - you're dead! DEAD!)
Shockers
BND
PMU
BCBC
YB
WAKA
IKT

FRANK said...

Supa/Mean Green! All the ballics jockin, rbis we steady knockin, hatin on me cuz ya team be floppin.

Gorecki's mid game Ensure gets laced with Turbolax, and he spends the 2nd half shitty in the turdlet. Just one teaspoon, for fast effective relief!

Jammers: ButtJammers give the shockers a taste of their own "medicine" and milk one for the win.

BND
PMU
BCBC
YEAGS
WAKA FLOCKA
IKT

Jack said...

Superbad v. Ballics

Could the Ballics be any more arrogant right now (except Kyle, of course. Way to pander, Kyle)? My god, you beat one team that wears PURPLE and all of a sudden you're going to win the national title in Vegas? Reeks of Ohio State-itis to me. Prepare to be slapped down by a rejuvinated Superbad squad while collecting 82 feet of total offense in almost reaching second base.

Shockers v. Jammers

Purple v gold here. The only way this game could be more flamboyant is if Team Fab was reffing. I have no idea what to expect from either team, mostly because I haven't caught the most recent episodes of "team with a million excuses against team with a combined age of a million." I'll just flip a coin. shockers. Who cares?

BND v. I Need a Better Team Name

Hey, BND, I think you left a few errors on the field last week. Mind cleaning that up? It doesn't really matter, though, because bnd could beat this summer holdover with Phil making errors at every position, and not just third.

PMU v. $ wells

I'm going with an upset here for some reason, probably mainly due to the fast fucks. $

Bcbc v. Ligers

I still think BCBC is a quality team. And I still think the Ligers don't give a shit about winning anything other than flipcup. BCBC

Yeagas v. Tbn

I'm too antsy to get to these last couple picks to say anything humorous here. yeagas

OC v. WAKA

Ahhhhh, here we are. My favorite pick every week. We've finally achieved underrated status, and all it took was a loss to an improved IKT team (check the week 2 picks, I said it then, too). This week we play wakashame, AKA the most widely accepted theoretical result of what would happen if Jersey Shore and Lucky Charms made sweet love and popped out a kickball team nine months later. I see no one has faith in a Dub-less OC, but I do. Big bounceback win for the folks in navy blue.

IKT v. Team Bad

Team Fab is not good at all. I'm going, and IKT is brimming with confidence after the upset of the season. Team Fab is not good at all. I picked their game incorrectly last week, but even Georgia beats Florida on occasion. IKT wins and goes to 3-1. My God I hope we get this team in the playoffs, though.

M. Gorecki said...

Chandler- I almost write these picks seeking your approval and the much desired gold star. Glad I can entertain. And if you're telling me you're not coming to vegas on thurs cause of a possible trip to thee doll house I'll have to bitch slap you. The f-ing hotel desk clerks wear less clothes than the girls at doll house!

Frank- nice comment. I guess we both know each others kryptonite now huh?

Jack- Is it arrogant to write that the ballics avg runs scored is twice as many as the oc's? although your weight is twice the size of me, I'm twice the man as you.. just ask your girl.

Chandler said...

Gorecki - You forgot you're twice Jack's age, too. Take good notes on field 1 at 8pm this week. When you bitch-slap me I want it to be professional (ie: not what we're going to see tomorrow).

Chandler said...

Oh... and I'm going to get those "gold stars" working eventually. You'll start off with a bunch.

Jack said...

I'm surprised Gorecki is able to get so many posts in these days. I figured he would have dropped his internet service like he drops kickballs.

Smithkey said...

Superbad- Ballics are going to Vegas, yeah yeah we heard. I am just jealous so I picking the team in green to win this one.

Shockers- The purple team was without some of the best munters last week and therefore got crushed when they actually tried kicking the ball out of the infield. Look for them to return to their douchey ways this week and beat the old timers.

BnD- still do not know a damn thing about INR so I am picking against them. Time for BnD to step it up.

PMU- Yes the Vegas spread is set real low for this game but I think it is going to be closer then what people think.

Ligers- Ligers are do for a win and BCBC are looking to bounce back after last weeks disappointing "tie." The team that does not have the fuck up inning wins this one.

Yeaga- TBN got lucky last week. Unfortunately for them their is no Thunderfingers on the Yeagabombs

OC- Upset special

IKT- Team Fab is worse then mayonnaise

Geoff said...

I LOVE all the smack talk this week! Great game commentary too! Oh, and Smithkey you might as well bring a bunch of singles this week because you're not winning shit with those weak ass picks, plus you're gonna owe everyone an extra beer after you soft-slap Tony.

Maria said...

I'll take Kristen's picks. I just don't know anymore.

The Todd said...

alcoballics will NOT win.
Toe Jammerz will NOT win.
Ballz n Dollz
Dollar Wells will NOT win.
Ligers will NOT win.(this will be classic Tony at his best)
Beer Nots will NOT win.
Waka shame will NOT win.
Team Fab will NOT win.

Swchack will NOT miss a Bitch-Slap, he will so be there.

YellowBird said...

Wow. Looks like I'm been missing a lot of smack talk this season. Maybe I'll start visiting the site more often.

Per Jack's request, here are some picks for this week.

Superbad -- the Ballics could probably have their complete roster, Alex Rodriguez, Lady Luck and the entire Tampa Bay Rowdies soccer team and still not win on thursday. All of this 4 starters missing bullshit really describes kickball. It's not about how many of your top players that don't show. It's about how many of your bad ones that don't. If Ball/Rhyme Dropping Gorecki is on the field, Munting-Machine Rollo and Superbad will find him. Besides, Frank needs something to be happy about since his Back Pussies are gonna get rolled by the Bucs on sunday.

Jammers -- After the Ballics gang raped the Shockers, Rob took it upon his balding self to seek me out at the bar and declare that this week's game vs his team would not be a fun time for the Jammers. Truth is, if anyone ever has a fun time playing against the Shockers it will be a first. On a side note, with all of the charity work D-10 does I'm surprised they've never hosted an event to buy Rob a toupee.

Balls N Dolls -- "Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill!"

PMU -- No chant, no problem. Dollar Wells is the kickball version of a bye week.... unless you're Team Fab.

BCBC -- the Ligers will be clinging to a slim lead until a fully nude Litman (the Streaker) bends over to present Chandler with a Smirnoff Ice lodged between his butt cheeks. Chandler's immediate vomiting reaction will prevent him from going to one knee and chugging. BCBC avoids receiving a paper forfeit for having glass at the fields due to such a creative "Icing". The entire Liger team will then walk off the field in protest.

YBombs -- Athletic people trying to walk to get on base in a kickball game teamed up with girls wearing orange thongs >>> a bunch of drunks drinking cheap beer.

Off Constantly -- Beardface. You just can't get him out of your mind. Rays Haw!

IKT -- I'd Pick That

Florian said...

I just have to give Kevin props for maybe the best comment in the history of the blog.

"On a side note, with all of the charity work D-10 does I'm surprised they've never hosted an event to buy Rob a toupee.

I almost died laughing at this one.

trinihic said...

wow.. lovin the smack talk...

KYLE - YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!!!! After this weekend... *tear* I thought there was some team PRIDE!!!! Vegas or bust...

Anywho.. I wish I had time to provide commentary, but some of us work...
Rollo - I hope your read to bring it today... Don't go home crying to McNomNom when we smack you down...

Ballics
Shockers
BnD
PMU
BCBC
YegaBombs
Waka
IKT

Can't wait to see the bitch slap fiesta... :)

See you hommies tonight!!!!

Geoff said...

I take it back Smithkey... who is this Carusa person that wants to buy us beers? INAR, Dollar wells, ligers, AND beer nuts??

Smithkey said...

Geoff- I am pretty sure I have never had to buy beers and pretty sure I never will.

Paige said...

Supa
Shockers (flipped coin)
BnD
PMU
Ligers
Yeaga
WAKA
IKT

caruso said...

Geoff-
Dollar Wells - that's my team, not sure if it's team spirit or denial. Refill... they play balls & strikes and their pitcher is sick. BCBC tied w/ the Nuts last week so I think the Ligers can take them. No reason for picking Thee Beer Nuts other than I heard there's a possibilty of hell freezing over this week (I mean Chandler became FB official this week). C'mon man, just take the free beer.

Nate Dawg said...

Superbad - Even more confident with this pick after hearing Kyles comments. Although Mike knows by me picking against the Ballics usually means a W for them. That is unless Goreki "Goreki's" the game...

TJ'ers - I think the Jammers are starting to hit their stride and the Shockers have been exposed as overrated from the preseason polls. If you want to win Rob tell your players to kick down the 3rd base line. Basic strategy son.

B n D's - I have yet to meet or even see anyone from I Need A Refill but Balls n Dolls have been way too low key this season so I suggest you stay away from these fields if you dont like to see cute lil dead kittens...

Pick Me Up - This game could cost David the picks...might work out for him though if he has a similar performance as Todd from BnD's as Chan will have to buy him drinks for the rest of the season too, just sayin'...

BCBC - I might have gone a different direction if the "Slap Heard Round the World" was after this contest but I believe this will just pump BCBC up even more one Smithkey is going to be on a high after lighting up Tony and Tony will seem like he got an extra helping of Lasagna as I am pretty sure he probably slaps the shit out of himself before every game anyways...

TBN - Even with 2 players already on IR after week 2 TBN really turned the corner last week against BCBC getting their offense going. This week they will take down the beer hatin' Bombs...

OC - This is the upset that really isnt an upset, both solid squads WAKA came into the season underrated and have played well while OC came into the season on a 12 game winning steak or something and got knocked back down to earth, I would like to see this contest but unfortunately I will be playing...Dont fuck it up Grifter

PoTG - No contest on this one...just wish TBN was playing Team Fab so we were guaranteed one win this season...

Chandler said...

the "hell freezing over" comment just made me LOLz

Kevin said...

superbad
jammers
balls
pmu
bc bc
yeaga
oc
ikt

Florian said...

Superbad - Frank is back. Who cares? The key to Supa is the return of Sandra. They take down the Alcoballics who are too busy preparing for Vegas.

Shockers - No Gameday today. Word is Rob is trying to find a loophole to ensure his team a win by cheating.

BnD - Who will Todd injure this week. My guess is this famed pitcher that INaR has.

PMU - Word is Caruso and his misfits can't field a full team. Doesn't matter as PMU wins in a laugher.

BCBC - Word is that ChanChan is tied down now. That means he can't run out to left field and make all the plays anymore. Ligers will however win at the flip cup table.

Yeaga - This is an old rivalry that BeerNuts used to win back when Yeaga was still Recess Rebels. Now Yeaga dominates.

WAKA - No Jack. Doesn't matter. Using the old if A>B and B>C then A>C formula. You figure it out.

IKT - Word is some of IKT's best players will be out for this game. Doesn't matter as Fab will not put up much of a fight.

Nate Dawg said...

Flo's favorite loves to start sentences with "Word is..." come on Flo you got a better vocab than that...

FRANK said...

Word up

Florian said...

That sentence makes no sense Nate. If you are going to criticize my vocab then at least use a grammatically correct sentence structure.

Nate Dawg said...

Haha just lack of proofreading...meant to delete out "favorite". You still suck Flo

Florian said...

Still wouldn't make sense. Then it would read

Flo's loves to start sentences with "Word is..."

Not as bad as TheeBeerNuts suck at kickball. lol

Rob said...

Sorry no gameday. Corso, Kirk and Desmond were busy during the week. Stinks had a great theme for gameday picks today, look for those later in the season.

Superbad
Jammers - rarely pick against my own team but what does coach rob know that Mark May will have breaking news on the 6pm sportscenter.
BND
PMU
BCBC
Yeagabombs
Wakashame
I'd Kick That

Angie AKA Clam, HJ, ... said...

BALLICS
SHOCKERS
REFILL
PMU
LIGERS
NUTS
OFF CONSTANTLY
IKT

Angie AKA Clam, HJ, ... said...

Kyle, how much is Frank paying you and with what is he paying you with? hmm hmm?

Nate Dawg said...

Makes sense to me Flo...nice comeback, if we played in your crap of a division we would dominate...

Chandler said...

Rob knows something? Holy shit... I'm changing my pick.

bull said...

Supa
Jam
Balls
Up
Liiigers
TBN
Fozzie's Shame
Kick

Florian said...

Yeah, if Rob is picking against his own team then I want to change my pick to Soul Glo over Shockers.

Alison said...

Alcoballics
ToeJammers
Balls n Dolls
Pick Me Up
Ligers
Yegabombs
WAKA Shame
I'd Kick That