Thursday, September 23, 2010

Week 5 Picks

**CLOSED! Lots of people missed out this week.  Tisk tisk.**

The District of Columbia is now the second largest "state" in terms of traffic to DPT.  While I don't doubt that Obama checks the blog, he can not account for all the unique visitors we get on a daily basis.  So why the sudden increase from our Nation's Capital?

Could it be the WAKA brass are watching our community? They're stationed in DC... the birthplace of our great league.  If so... hi guys/girls!  Feel free to request posting rights or make comments (no rights required).

Here are the picks.  Get them in by 4pm on Thursday.


18 comments:

Rollo said...

Toe
Yeaga
Id kick
off C
Alco
Super
Balls
Pick

caruso said...

Liiiiiiigers
Yeaga
INtPTFEWptflmq
OC
Ballics
BCBC
BnD
Waka Waka Waka

Maria said...

Jammers
Shockers
I'd Kick that
OC
Ballics
Supa
BnD
WakaShame

Geoff said...

Jammers
Yeaga
PotG
OC
Ballics
Supa
Balls
PMU

Kristen said...

Jammers
Yeaga
IKT
OC
TBN
Superbad
BND
PMU

Griff said...

Sooul Glo -
Chandler woo's M-Loop
"mloop" is all we will hear back
K.B.S. awaits

Rubs and Griff still out
Soul Glo still knows how to win
Uh oh, Tourney Mode


Shockers - hmmm...I know bombs are the sexy pic here, but I can't see the shockers losing 3 straight. Gray-Bush somehow convinces the critics that purple granny panties CAN be better than orange thongs. Well on the kickball fields at least. And the Elks Lodge.


I Need Refill - Undercard game of the week..I'm going with Refill springing the upset simply because they beat threw a bigger beat-down of team fab, and suffered a closer lose to WAKA.


OC - Lee Corso's "Not So Fast" Bowl. You decide: An OC team that brings a flawless record and Suffocating D into Conference "Just-Play-B&D-For-1st-Place" to find themselves with 1 win thru 4 games, or a Penny Drafts team that's actually in last place in a conference with Team Fab. Duh. OC
wins, people.


'Ballics - TBN ties BCBC and then Yeaga-thongs last week!?! I think they're on their way to a first victory...BUT not until the Beer Olympics.


Supa - Strange that BCBC would rather slap each other around than their opponents (can't believe your only win is against us "old f*cks"), but even stranger is that those Turkey-Slapping Farm Animals represent the toughest challenge in SuperBad's way to the Conference Awesome title. Unleash the good 'ol Tony we all know and loath if you want to spring the upset...heard he's already runnin loose on Tuesday nights in Temple Terrace. You NEED him for the W!

B&D - Tacklin'-Todd's Dirty-30 Birthday wish (besides all these people who are "Undecided" for his party on Friday to just make up their minds and stop by) is for the Kitten-Killers to take it easy on the Pink Tacos this week. Mercy after 10 kittens, k?


PMU - ESPN 8: The Ocho's Game of the Week. PMU in a battle of giant giant-killers for first-place in Conference Boring. PMU wins in a close one. Sans injuries.

Smithkey said...

Ligers vs ToeJammers

Ligers are too good of a team to not win a game this season so why not this week. Going to with the upset here and predict the Ligers win in dramatic fashion.

Yeagabombs vs Shockers

The Shockers are starting to look more and more like and early season overrated Big 10 team as the season goes on. However, I see them pulling out the victory this week and really making things interesting in the fun conference.

I'd Kick That vs I Need A Refill

IDK gets another win this week as they continue to dominate a schedule that might even be easier then Boise States.

Off Constantly vs Dollar Wells

The OC is pretty good and The Dollar Wells is pretty shitty. I think it is about time Dollar Wells just disbands and lets someone worthy in the league play.

Ballics vs THEE Beer Nuts

The Ballics have finally stopped bleeding from the anal pounding they received last week and learned they much prefer to be the pitcher rather then the catcher. TBN will not win a game this year but do have some great ties to be proud of.

BCBC vs SuperBad

BCBC is an offensive train wreck. With the bases loaded twice with 0 outs last week they managed to only score 1 run. SuperBad will most likely go undefeated in the regular season before choking in the playoffs.

Team Fab vs BnD

Team Fabulous? More like team horrendous. In all of my seasons playing kickball they are hands down the worst team. I think it is time they are relegated to the breaker division. BnD wins in a massacre.

WAKA Shame vs PMU (Game of the week)

WAKA Shame has finally learned consistency and thus have the record to prove it. PMU is flying under the radar yet again and is sitting quietly at number 5 in the power rankings. I am going with the under ranked PMU team in this matchup and look forward to them jumping all the way up to number two in the rankings after a quality win this week.

Rob said...

Griff - did you hack into my computer this morning? I did gameday with Herbstreit calling the game on ESPN ocho so he can't pick it.

FRANK said...

Lotta good matchups this week.

Gotta go with
SoulGlizzy
Shocktop
IdKick
OCChoppers
TBN with the upset
Supa
BND
PMU

Brie said...

Even though I won't be there this week...

Jammers
Yeaga
IKT
OC
BALLICS
Superbad
BND
PMU

Jack said...

Happy Celebrate Bisexuality Day, everyone. Maybe MLoop and Keggers will spice things up and pick up a lovely lady who walks the street of Nebraska to honor this glorious day. No tranny, though, fellas. That doesn't count. (Last season that would have been a Chouder joke for sure)

On to the picks!

TJs v. Ligers

Those sneaky Ligers used their magic last week to tie BCBC, and the TJs were victorious against the Shockers even with Ruben out on assignment, purportedly getting back to his hispanic roots and seeking the fountain of youth for Soul Glo's playoff run. Unfortunately, Rubs was wildly unsuccessful in his venture. Everyone knows the Fountain of Youth is a myth. Liger magic, however, is very real.

Yeagas v. Shockers

After another disappointing and presumably excuse-filled loss, the shockers find themselves a league average team. Fortunately for them, the yeagas can only beat a pre-magical epiphany Ligers squad, and even thay was only by a run. I'll take the shockers in this one.

IKT v. I Need a Refill

I'd kick that is at 3-1 this season, and I know everyone's waiting for the implosion. Hint: that's coming the next two weeks.

OC v. $ wells

Did I really pick dollar wells last week? That's awful. The lost 11-1. Maybe next season they really should change their name to "penny beers" or "dirty sock for huffing paint." Their extremely porous defense allows for an OC offensive renaissance, and we collect our second... (Excuse me I just threw up in my mouth) win of the season.

Ballics v. TBN

Ballics are back from Vegas I presume, so Gorecki's old, fragile, ball-dropping body won't be relied upon as much this week. TBN, well, the just don't win all that much. How's the chant go? Alcoballics, 1, 2, 3, mloop (one syllable)?

BCBC v. Superbad

Two really good defenses in this one. While I still think BCBC is generally underrated, I'll take Superbad to win this one.

Team Turrble v. BND

Freakin blowout. (Let's just see if BND can become the second team to shut Team Fab out)

Wakashame v. PMU

Did the bumpit sisters really ditch their trademark? PMU wins just because I'm pissed off that there are no more bumpits around.

Florian said...

Jammers
Shock Top
IKT
The OC
Ballics
Supa
The Todd
WAKAshizzle

Chuckers said...

This weeks Winners:
The beer nuts
Thee Beer Nuts
Da bear nuts
Tie
Dem Beer nuts
1-2-3 Bear Nutz
Los Beer Nuts
Beer Nuts

Nate Dawg said...

Ligers - Heart
Shockers - Head
I Need a Refill - Flipped a coin
Off Constantly - Head
Thee Beer Nuts - Heart
Superbad - Head
Balls n Dolls - Head
Pick Me Up - History/Gut

Alison said...

ToeJammers
Yegabombs
I'd Kick That
Off Constantly
Alcoballics
SuperBad
Balls N Dolls
Pick Me Up

Paige said...

Ligers
Shockers
IKT
OC
Ballics
Supa
BND
WAKA

Kevin said...

jammers
yeaga
IN a R
OC
ballics
superbad
balls
waka

bull said...

Liger
Yeaga
KIck
OC
Alco
Super
BnD
PMU