Thursday, February 24, 2011

Picks - Week 3

PICKS ARE CLOSED!

Hectic 3-day weekend of golf, open bars and pools have put me a little behind on the picks update.

Bull, Alison, Rollo and Brie (-0) win one drink each from Caruso, Nate and Justin (-2).  Most have collected, I believe.

Get your picks in this week by 4pm on Thursday!


23 comments:

barflett said...

I C WUT U DID THAR.....picking against yourself for the old reverse jinx eh?

Chandler said...

I just think you guys are far superior at drinking... so you'll have all the rewards.

Paige said...

OC
Ligers-game, TBN-Olympics
Growlers
Ballics
Superbad

Will be in the Bahamas so if win/lose will collect/pay next week! :)

FRANK said...

Shockers get off the schnide and pull out the win against the OC.

Ligers stay undefeated as the Nutz pass out early drunk.

Growlers get the win as the Pin Chasers, bowl a gutter ball.

Alco barely beat a 7 girl 4 guy superbad team (Shouts to them....) This game could be close, but I have alco beating Drunk again.

Supa is out for blood this game and destroys their pitches.

Jack from Off Constantly said...

First I'd like to give a shout out to all the Bruneians out there. Happy National Day. Can you believe it's been 27 years since y'all escaped the rule of the British? That's only 208 years after we declared independence from those pasty, snaggle-toothed crown lovers. You guys are catching up quickly! On to the picks!

Shockers v. Off Constantly

This game was circled on the schedule and figured to be in the running for game of the week, but the Shockers 0-2 start has squashed that. The OC is 2-0 against some pretty unimpressive teams. Also, each win was by only 1 run. Where is the OCD that held so many teams scoreless last season? I'm betting it makes its triumphant return against a struggling bunch of Wichita State fans, as the OC shuts down their offense, pours on the runs, and shows those purple shirt wearing clowns that they're not in Kansas anymore.

!?!?!?!?GAME OF THE WEEK!?!?!?!?

Ligers v. TBN

Yes, that says game of the week. The '!?' should pretty much display the amount of utter disbelief I was feeling when I typed that out. A game that used to only be watchable between innings now has actual significance in the standings. It's kind of like what would happen if FAMU was a national title contender. I saw the Ligers play a good game last week to beat Pitches be Lazy, so I'll take them to win here, too.

Growlers v. Bunt Chasers

Caruso let me know that the Bunt Chasers only have one name, and it is this current iteration. In fact, most of Top Shelf/Dollar Wells/Bye Week isn't even a part of this team. Instead, they've added more kickball newbies who don't understand the fundamentals. Well, reading is fundamental, and I read Playboy (for the articles), and there are Growlers in Playboy, so put all that together and I'm taking the Growlers. This logic train brought to you by Shasta. "Our soda's as crappy as this guy's logic."

Ballics v. I'd Shock That

I'd Shock That ruined my entry for "Name that team" when they scored that first inning run. I have to hand it to their leadoff guy, who nailed a double down the line and took home on some sac kicks and iffy defense. Solid work. Your team should probably throw you a party, because if you hadn't crossed the plate you'd be known as the Florians right now. Get it? Because you never score. Anyway, I'll take the Ball licks, and I'll type it that way just to continue my great streak of drawing some of the most hateful of all the Gorec-hate comments.

Superbad v. Pitches ain't $&!*

In the words of Snoop Dogg, "pitches ain't $&!* but hoes and tricks." What used to be considered a legitimate team now must hang their heads in shame for the rest of the season after losing to the Ligers. I'll take a healthy Superbad squad to win this one easily.

***NOTE***

If my picks are correct, the combined record for the OC's first three opponents will be 0-9. How's that for schedule strength? We might as well be in the ACC.

Maria said...

I like Frank's picks, too lazy to look to see who's playing who.

Oh and Ligers game, TBN Olympics.

yup.
I still like Vodka.

J.W. said...

Maria, commentary. I had another bad joke week. We need more funny.

Maria said...

I don't have much input JW, I'm sorry. I'll find a good joke for you for next week??

The Todd said...

this weeks is so easy, even a WAKA Player can follow:

OC
Ligers
Growlers
Ballics
Superbad

Chandler said...

You're being too hard on yourself, JW. Your commentary was still pretty amusing.

Robes said...

OC
Ligers
Show me your Growlers
Alcoballics
Superbad

Patrick said...

OC
Ligers
Growlers
Ballics
Superbad

M. Gorecki said...

Is it just me or does it seems DPT doesnt get the traffic and posts its used to seeing? I mean we are nearing the half way point to the season and theres only one game recap posted each week? 0-5 nom comments to each post? What gives people?! I'm planning a wedding and work 60hr weeks and I still have time to slack off and throw a post on here! I might start Gorec-hating all the poeple that DONT post on here! Step your game up!

Ok on to Picks:

OC- So is Rob showing up and demanding a lineup card or is too busy following Paige around like a puppy dog? If he's there or not the Shockers lived up to their overated hype again this season and continue to stay "defeated". Jack, to quote the late (or is he)TuPac "I'm going to let my little homies ride on yah bitch made ass" Take it from here Trini..
"Stay home because ur scurrred... hehehe or sick.. whatev... lol" Now thats the way to talk s*it!

Ligers- So do you think the Beer Olympics will be a fun non-competitive game like the years' past when the two teams sucked? Wait they still do, so that shouldnt be a problem. I'll come early and scout out this liger team since we play them next week but then grow bored as the beer olympics are only fun if ur participating. Here ya go Nate.. Ligers win the game, "Don't Care" wins the Olympics.

Growlers- I messed up last week by hating on the wrong team. Looks like we played Bunt Chasers Week 1 so I mentioned how once they changed pitchers they made the bleeding stop. Well thats not gonna help this week, even with a super absorbant maxi pad, as the growlers are in full menstruation.

Ballics- Lets see Drunk Again has managed to put up only 1 run and the Ballics havent let a run score yet. Defense. (and my angry pitching from supposedly being "cut off"). Wins. Chamionships.

Supa- Franks back from being sick last week and needs a math lesson. How is winning 4-0 "barely" beating a team? And are you saying you were at a disadvantage cause there were more girls than guys that showed up? Have you seen the swarm of alco-bitches that show up every week?

So get ur picks in so I can collect even more beers dammit!

FRANK said...

U guys should have started 4 guys and 7 girls, then seen what would've happened son! And by barely winning, you guys only scored in one inning..

Brie said...

OC
Ligers
Growlers
ALCOBALLICS
Superbad

And Chandler’s power rankings must have been written on “opposite day” since this girl is not the one doing the "cutting off." Just sayin'...

Chandler said...

Don't worry, Mike. Those who don't contribute will miss out on our DPT party. Which is good since Google fired us, and subsequently ruined our plans.

Brie... I wasn't aware that Mike was the chick in your relationship until AFTER I wrote the rankings. ;)

Florian said...

Google fired DPT! Why does everyone hate DPT?

Nate Dawg said...

I'm probably going to be buying drinks tonight...whatever "dont care" (thats for you Gorecki)

OC
TBN
Bunt Chasers
Ballics
Superbad

trinihic said...

OC
Ligers
Growlers
ALCOBALLICS
Superbad

bull said...

OC
TBN wins both
Grow
Ballics
Supa

FRANK said...

Change mine to the Nutz over Ligers

Alison said...

Off Constantly
Ligers
Growlers
Alcoballics
SuperBad

Angie AKA Clam, HJ, ... said...

OC
TBN
BC
BALLICS
SUPERBAD