Thursday, March 10, 2011

Picks Week 5

Alright... new week... new field... new game times... I FEAR CHANGE!!!  Seriously, I do.  That's why I voted for McCain.  But let's not go there.

Last week (before God ruined the fun) we did a great job providing commentary.  I'll post mine after I eat my one meal of the day.

In the meantime, you should check out some excellent blogging going on over at the OC site today (Post 1 and Post 2).

Get your picks in by 4pm on Thursday!

10 comments:

Maria said...

I've been waiting all day for commentary and there's nothing so I'll give it a whirl, believe me it will suck.

Off Constantly will beat the Ballics, although they are both kinda of a cult and it's hard to be friends with either of them I think OC will be able to break up the Ballics. Just cuz.

Superbad and BeerNuts, to my knowledge the Superbad guys are going to be attending the game, don't think there's a Bolts game Thursday so Superbad will pull it out cuz they have music for their batters and that makes them cool.

Drunk again and Pitches be Crazy, don't know many people on either team so I'll give it to Ginger Justin to try to pull this one out? Don't let me down Justin!

Bunt Chasers and Shockers, well I know Caruso won't be at the game so if their stand in Captain can pull out a win, David might have to fire himself. But if Rob and D-10 are coming, I don't think they have a chance. I haven't seen them play but heard they aren't that great, Rock em, Shock em, whoo!

Growlers and Ligers, the only thing I know about the Growlers is they have one chick that's pretty intense. They prob really want to beat the Ligers, but if our A team shows up I think we have a chance. Go Ligers!! :)

Anonymous said...

Howdy, DPT. How was your bye week? Sucked, huh? Yeah, shitty luck. Hey, here's a question: when a tree falls on a kickball field, and a someone cut it down to try to ruin our good time, does it go "mloop?" On to the picks!!!

****GAME OF THE WEEK****

Ball licks v. OC

Hey, Gorecki! You're a bitch! OC wins.

Superbad v. TBN

Congrats on winning the Beer Olympics two weeks ago, TBN. I bet it's the last thing you win this season now that y'all are on the OC's schedule. And Nate and Frank still owe me a beer each, which holds over thanks to no game last week. Superbad wins easily, unless Nate can find a tree to cut down.

I'd Shock That v. PBC

Well, the rename DAaLtS contest fizzled quickly. I expected more from DPT's loyal readers and contributors. Maybe MLoop and Korb also hacked away everyone's creativity before they went after that poor tree. The smart pick might actually be DAaLtS, but I've been watching too much Jersey Shore lately so my brain is mostly useless unless the cabs are here or it's t-shirt time. Also, I now miss the bumpits a little bit. PBC to win because even Snooki gets laid on occasion.

Bunt Chasers v. Shockers

This looked to be a blowout at the start of the season, but now the Shockers have proven to be outright bad. Fortunately for them they're playing the team that most resembles "Bye Week." The Shockers finally enter not only the vagina and anus, but also the win column.

Growlers v. Ligers

This game was almost game of the week. In fact, I'll call it the game of the week that doesn't involve a team as awesome as the OC. Chandler v. Robes to start the game will be a huge matchup. If Brown can get away with his patented munt, get his scrawny ass on base, and then get that leadoff run, the Ligers have a good chance to win the game. If not, then the earth will spin back onto its axis, up will once again be up, and the Ligers will no longer be undefeated. Growlers get the win in a close game.

Caruso said...

oc
super
pitches
bc
ligers

Won't be there but I'll pay up next week.

Chandler said...

Ballics vs. OC - Gorecki is starting to feel the stress of his wedding. Not so much the gathering of hundreds of friends and family... or the fact that he must wear an apron the rest of his life... but really the difficult task of containing Drunk Bull during the reception. Good luck on that. Try a right hook to the face. OC wins and the Ballics complain finishing the game at 7:30 is "too early" to head to the bar.

Superbad vs. Beer Nuts - Thanks to re-alignment, Superbad went from 2nd place in the Rapey Division to tied for 1st in Stabby. Somehow, Frank thinks they got screwed. They'll still be in 1st after this week. Super wins after Frank buys some Kentucky Blue Bobo Bush off one of the locals before the game, giving him the Popeye/Spinach effect.

DAaLtS vs. PBC - It's raining outside. The sun will probably be back out around 3pm, and about a 0% chance of rain at kickoff. However, the humidity and glamorous bump-it hair do not go together. Only Bald Eagle Justin shows up to the game... DAaLtS win.

Bunt Chasers vs. Shockers - Good job, Rob. You get a win today. Shockers win... but they shouldn't celebrate it.

Growlers vs. Ligers - Knowlton returns to orchestrate the magic. But after watching him get excited upon learning his new iPhone has a compass and Google Maps... maybe he's washed up. Growlers sit on the Ligers' face.

Alison said...

Alcoballics - Agree with Jack, definitely game of the week. Might be a close one.
SuperBad
Drunk Again and Looking to Score
Shockers
Ligers

Won't be at the bar tonight so I'll buy/collect next week.

GO BALLICS!!!

bull said...

OC
Sup
DALTS
Shockers
Ligers

It's not my job to entertain you suckers!

Paige said...

OC
Supa
PBC
Shockers
Ligers

FRANK said...

OC vs Alco

Alcos past their prime. The Alco-dudes are growing man boobs from all the estrogen their wifeys are pumping into them. Gorecki breaks his hip in this game from forgetting to take his ensure, Alsheimers... OC Wins

Supa vs TBN

We are doing an R theme this week, so get your flashbulbs ready for wardrobe malfunctions. TBN usually plays us pretty tough, but I think we can squeeze out a win.

DALTS vs PBC

PBC blows and I think the DALTS are the better team. DALTS. Weak commentary..

Shockers vs Pin Chasers
Both suck, Shockers win

Growlers vs Ligers.

Ligers lose, then kick the OC out of the Rapey Div when they take the top spot. They then rename the league Liger Kickball League

Chandler said...

I like the sound of Liger Kickball!

FRANK said...

Welcome to it