Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Picks Weeks 4 & 7

One complaint we've gotten this year, is the lack of variety in the picks due to only 5 games being played each night.  So... let's get fucking crazy and have a

DOUBLE PICKS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!

Wow... that was fun.

Picks are CLOSED!

11 comments:

Nate Dawg said...

I wont be there tomorrow since I will be reffing KBS's wednesday night league tournament. Thanks alot Johnny for not waiting one more week when I could have made a Wednesday night game.
No commentary this week...you know cuz I dont care...

Ligers
Drunk Again
OC
Supa
TBN
Growlers
Ballics
OC
Ligers
TBN

FRANK said...

Since we have lost 2 in a row, its hard for me to talk shit to anyone so Im just going to cop out and list em... Sorry.

ALCO
DAALTS
GROWL
SUPA
TBN
GROWL
ALCO
OC
LIGER
TBN

Kyle said...

You people suck...all of you...

Chandler - your wife is out of town so you have no excuse not to have commentary with your picks.

Nate - I realize that you don't care, but that shit is weak

Frank - you should have randomized your commentary and talked about games which weren't even occurring, at least it would be amusing

Anyways:

Ligers vs. Alcoballics - Ligers have lost two in a row...no one has scored against us yet when I'm on the field...we win easily, even if Maria trips me rounding third after I kick the ball to deep right as Griff explained via MS Paint earlier this week.

Shockers vs. Drunk Again - This is the Shockers best chance to not finish the season in the cellar...I think they pull off the win and Rob celebrates by shaving his head.

OC vs. Growlers - Upset Alert (btw, where the hell has the gameday commentary been...weak sauce) Growlers win this one as the OC is busy charging money for moustache rides w/ Beardface.

SB vs. Bunt Chasers - Even though Caruso won the picks, Frank still has the better team...Superbad looks only kind of bad this week and comes away with the victory.

TBN vs. Pitches - Which TBN team shows up? The one where every guy pops up despite Nate yelling at them to keep the ball on the ground? Something tells me TBN is a little pissed about last week...hell, they lost on a national drinking holiday and that should never happen to them. TBN rolls.

Drunk Again vs. Growlers - The force is with the vagina, as it usually is. Growlers win, despite the look ahead to what will be a rematch of last years championship game the following week.

Alcoballics vs. Pitches - This is a classic look ahead situation for the Ballics. Revenge will be on our minds as we look towards the game versus the Growlers next week. Having said that, our defense is gross, Ballics win a close game 1-0.

OC vs. SuperBad - OC can't lose two games in a week, and Super can't win two games in a week...Frank can't be random on sequential days...OC wins

Ligers vs. Bunt Chasers - This is just what the Ligers need after getting their asses kicked on Wednesday night. A cupcake presents itself and the losing streak is broken. Caruso still gets drunk. Win win.

Shockers vs. TBN - The Beer Nuts are just too much for the Shockers...wait, did I really just say that TBN was too much for anyone? Well, they are. The Shockers ARE THAT BAD.

See everyone in the hood in a few hours.

Chandler said...

Ok ok ok. Here's your damn commentary:

Ligers vs. Ball Slurps - The Slurps have Kyle and the refs on their side tonight. I'll score our only run in the first inning. Slurps win 2-1.

Shocks vs. Drunks - With the game on Wednesday, the Shockers probably can't even make it. DAAAAAALTS win.

Osama's Children vs. Frankensnatch - The children who hate justice do not have a good offense. Their defense is solid... but without help from the refs they'll probably only get one run. Robes is a machine and will not be denied.

SuperBad vs. Caruso - SB are in a down year... but no way they lose tonight.

Pitches vs. Nuts - I think the Nuts (like the Ligers) are falling back to reality. Pitches win as long as nobody kicks it to their girls.

Not Scoring vs. Robotwat - Robes comes to this game as the T-1000. He liquefies himself and and walks 4 times, earning 4 RBI.

Red vs. Orange-ish - Red wins despite Teneille dropping 7 pop-ups, and then celebrating as if she was MVP.

Omnipotent Communism vs. SupaDupaBad - OC can't lose twice in a row. Supa can't win twice in a row either.

Ligers vs. Chasers - I'm missing my first ever kickball game this night. It ends a streak of 100+ games, which include two seasons in KBS. Regardless, we win.

Static Electricity vs. Beers - UF plays this day. Shockers will forfeit.

caruso said...

ligers
drunk
growlers
soup
pitches
growlers
ballics
oc
ligers
beer

Jack from Off Constantly said...

I was going to skip commentary this week, but I can't let Kyle down. On to the picks!

Ligers vs. Alcoballics

I really had no idea that Rollo could play third, but he was like the matrix out there. Well, like the matrix if it liked to talk a lot of shit, argue calls, and make snazzy kickball plays all at the same time. Unfortunately the Ligers are on a bit of a slide and have zero momentum and a lot of anger. Gorecki's powerful tongue makes sure a relaxed Ballics squad takes home the victory.

Shockers vs. Drunk Again

Dalts are kind of coming together. They had a dominant week against a team that should be dominated, and they've played quite well against some good teams this season. They have a chance to sneak through the playoff bracket a little if they catch the right draw. And the Shockers really are that bad at this point.

OC vs. Growlers

Unfortunately, Wednesday nights, particularly this Wednesday night, aren't a good night for OC attendance. I'd like to make a conditional pick here pending a player or two, but I'm just going to have to pick the Growlers in a mild upset. I won't worry about a loss tonight, though, because the last team to lose this game won the playoffs.

SB vs. Bunt Chasers

I don't know how representative Thursday night's game was for the Bunt Chasers, but they looked an awful lot like Bye Week. I did see the new "best catch I've ever seen" after last week's Dalts/Santos catch. BC's SS tipped a ball up that went several feet behind him, then dove and barely snuck his hands under it. Thankfully the OC was reffing third to make sure the proper call was made, as the home plate and first base refs were calling no catch. Anyway, Superbad wins easily.

TBN vs. Pitches

With PBC's shoddy D, TBN can kick the ball wherever and however they want and still score. No need for anger this week, Nate.

Drunk Again vs. Growlers

From what I saw of the Growlers last week from a field away, they're back in peak form. The Growlers will win a narrow one against a surging Dalts. Growlers, narrow, and surging? Sounds like a night of passion for Chandler and his special lady.

Alcoballics vs. Pitches

Kyle's got a lot of faith in his team, and I'll trust him. Besides, the Ballics will have to put Gorecki extra deep if he wants to drop any balls, but they'll keep him around the infield where PBC won't kick much, and hope they get a few dropped rhymes for once instead.

OC vs. SuperBad

With our key players back in the lineup, we'll have a good chance of winning this one. Despite Frank's good karma from donating to my Relay for Life deal, the OC has to unleash the fury for a bounceback win.

Ligers vs. Bunt Chasers

The ligers will be in the midst of a common liger occurence: a losing streak. But they'll get back to the new liger ways tomorrow against bunt week. Insulting bunt chasers is the real dead horse beating in this league.

Shockers vs. TBN

For some reason, I'm kind of bullish on TBN this week. Maybe because that acronym kind of reminds me on TNN, on which I'd get to watch some Dukes of Hazzard while I was skipping classes in college, or perhaps because they're playing a defense as bad as PBC's and the only team the bunt chasers have beaten.

Alison said...

Alcoballics
Drunk Again and Looking to Score
Off Constantly
SuperBad
Pitches be Crazy

Growlers
Alcoballics
Off Constantly
Ligers
Thee Beer Nuts

Whew...moments before the plane door is shut!

Go Ballics!!!

bull said...

Ligers
Drunk
Growl
Supa
TBN

Growl
Ballic
OC
Ligers
TBN

BeardFace said...

No time for comments today.

Ball Licks
DALTS
OC
Super
Nuts

Growlers
Ball Licks
OC
Ligers
Nuts

Rollo said...

LoL

"I really had no idea that Rollo could play third, but he was like the matrix out there. Well, like the matrix if it liked to talk a lot of shit, argue calls, and make snazzy kickball plays all at the same time. "

Love it.

Rollo said...

Oh.

Ligers
Drunk Again
OC
Supa
TBN
Growlers
Ballics
OC
Ligers
TBN


I just copied/pasted the first persons choices. Hopefully this works out for me.