Thursday, September 1, 2011

Week 2 Power Rankings and Picks!

CLOSED!  But the picks picture won't be updated.  Gotta do this shit by hand today.

Two for Tuesday? Get your picks (preferably with commentary) in by 4pm on Thursday!


Picks:

28 comments:

FRANK said...

lol on the penetrate deal. How pitching wise is PHDivas? Decent? Straight Line sober?

Chandler said...

I'm pretty sure they don't throw any wacky shit.

Mike "The Mandingo" Smithkey said...

TJ's vs Growlers (GKB Game of the Week)

TJ's make their official GKP debut tonight although I think they spent more time on the field last week then anyone else playing with themselves. The Growlers do not feel like the are getting any respect and I think after the lashing the TJ's are going to put down on them they will see why. TJs make a statement tonight in the beginning of their pursuit for that elusive championship.

Shockers vs TJ's
Rob is worn out after going 7 minutes and blowing his load and the TJ's shock him with their toes? I too am stretching for jokes here. Anyway TJs win and will soon find themselves on top in the power rankings before choking in the playoffs and making an early round exit.

Growlers vs Alcoballics
Growlers come out pissed after the ass pounding they receive from TJs and take it out on a rebuilding Ballics team. Ballics will not get their first win of the season until week 3 but lucky for them it is smooth sailing at that point until week 7

BC!BT! vs Kickball Team (upset alert)
I am not yet convinced that Kickball Team is as bad as they looked last week but fortunately I do think we are pretty good. I predict a close game but think that the Tobago fans and the power of the Brown Chicken will give the good guys the inspiration they need.

SuperBad vs PHDivas
SuperBad has a scrimmage match this week to tuneup before their big battle for #1 against the TJs next week. Yes I am getting a little ahead of myself but I was perfect last week in my picks so I can do that.

ABCDEFG vs Ligers
Green team your name is stupid and hard to long to type so from now on I will refer to you as ABCDEFG. I am confident that the Ligers will give Bull the send off he deserves and win this one for him before he goes on "Melitary Leave". Going to miss you Bull.

TBN vs I'd Hit That
TBN played a descent game last week despite the score and really did not make that many mistakes. I still do not know much about IHT so I am betting on the veterans. TBN wins on a walk-off.

FRANK said...

yes, TBN did make a descent, to the bottom of the standings

Mike "The Mandingo" Smithkey said...

*decent
quit your spell checking and write some commentary

FRANK said...

gotta see what goes on in training camp these next few days

Chandler said...

TJs vs. Growlers
The Jammers are back and ready to rumble with their old friends from the defunct Bayshore Division. Unfortunately, I think the game is passing these wily veterans by. They need new blood... and what they got can't defeat the defending champs. Growlers win.

Shockers vs. TJs
I watched part of the Shocker game last week. They made a lot of mistakes. And there's no way the Jammers lose two games in one day. Jammers score early and then waste the rest of the clock.

Growlers vs. Alcoballics
Gorecki returns to the field to find his team in disarray. He has to feel like Joe Paterno. Growlers win.

BC!BT! vs. KT
Remember in "Weekend at Bernie's 2", where Bernie is partially brought back to life because the two dudes use a pigeon in a Voodoo ceremony instead of a chicken? Well Trini is a Voodoo Princess, and she has lots of chickens. BC!BT! cluck to life and peck out KT's eyes. Tobago citizens skip work to watch their team win.

Supa vs. PHSober
If I wasn't playing during this time, I'd watch this game. I want to see Supa get wasted... blast their hippie-music... and slap those that don't drink back to Sunday School.

YLLohfuckit vs. Ligs
I didn't pick my team last week, and that worked out well. And I'm not about to believe the Ligers can win two in a row... even if it's Bull's last game. Fuck it wins.

TBN vs. IHT
I saw some IHT people at the bar last weekend. So they're OK in my book. But TBN still pounds them.

Nate Dawg said...

Ponder didnt win a Heisman???

Litman said...

JAMMERS
JAMMERS
GROWLERS
BC!BT!
SUPER BAD
LIGERS
TBN

Kyle said...

Growlers
Jammers
Growlers (possibly by forfeit, we'll see how many peeps show)
BCBT
Supa
Liggers
Beer Nuts

Nate Dawg said...

Jammers
Jammers
Growlers
BC!BT!
Superbad
YLL...
TBN

The Todd said...

GROWLERS
Shockers. with this pick, I could quite possibly risk it all. I'm betting again st TJ twice... unheardof, but Growlers are badass, and I think the shockers have some stuff going on.
GROWLERS
BC!BT!
SUPER BAD
LIGERS
TBN

Maria said...

I'll take Chan's picks. And remember I don't drink beer.

I did make goodbye Pudding shots for Bull though!

Jack from Off Constantly said...

TJs vs. Growlers

Is Rubs pitching for the TJs still? He's got to be going to more junk stuff than Eddie Harris (WATCH MAJOR LEAGUE) at this point. TJs are the team that OMG stands around so he looks like he fits in with this otherwise youthful crowd. I'll take the Growlers, a team still in their prime.

Shockers vs. TJs

After a loss to the Growlers, the TJs will go with a car thief with a bad haircut and ironic glasses to pitch and secure the AL East title with a victory over the perennially winning Shockers.

Growlers vs. Alcoballics

If the Growlers felt young the first game, wait til OMG takes the field. Despite a homerun from former OCer Dino, the Growlers take the win with a barrage of late game runs at OMG's expense.

BC!BT! vs. KT

So, I guess Chandler's saying Teneille is kind of like Pedro Cerrano (WATCH MAJOR LEAGUE)? If so, I say she uses that rum drinking idol Jobu to lead BC!BT! to victory over KT, and possibly give them crabs.

Supa vs. PHSober

I had no idea Supa played hippie music. That's pretty awesome and takes me back to my fun college days. I guess I was too tied up in corralling my team and trying to teach the refs kickball rules last season to notice. You know what's not awesome? Not drinking. Especially when you lose, which PHSober will most certainly do when playing Superbad.

f v Ligers

f's got a pretty good team. They put a scare into Superbad apparently, and any team that can do that will certainly beat the Ligers handily. f shows no regard for Bull's last game and embarrasses the Ligers.

TBN vs. IHT

TBN. No more commentary. Time to go to work. (WATCH MAJOR LEAGUE, IT'S A REALLY GOOD MOVIE)

trinihic said...

crap.. you guys kill me.. I guess I will have to listen to all the voodoo, chicken, tobbogan crap all season. Didn't realize that between Smithkey and Litman when they created one brain it would have this effect. We can't let those two hang out together anymore. As for Geoff he knows why he can't come around KB anymore! and what's up with Jack giving commentary on games he's to cool to come watch. Go fart around in your WAKA league cause you think that your to cool for us... (*I still heart you*).. hahaha
Anyway.. on to my picks and since I'm at work at 6:30 am.. guess I will give some trite commentary

TJ's vs *Growlers*
Growlers win cause even though Rubs has been rubbing his magic buddah he still can't score and it's hurting his game a bit.. :p With Griff returning to full fledged league action and deeming us finally cool to *play with* it may be to little to late for TJ

Shockers vs *TJ's*
Half of the team decided they wanted to leave early to head up to Tennessee.. Will they really show up for the game or go before? I think Rob will barely have a team showing up, and if they did, TJs will be reeling from their earlier loss, get their act together and win their first game of the season

*Growlers* vs Alcoballics
Hmmm.. coming off of a win in their first game after making a ref cry or threatening someone's life, the Growlers enter this game pretty confident. Ballics girls bring the heat, but it's not enough to beat the team in black.. (umm they still wear black shirts right, trying to be like BNDs??? lol)

*BC!BT!* vs Kickball Team
Knowlton decided he was to cool for us this week and took his commentary to some mountain waiting for God to talk to him. So while he's up there praying for us, Smithkey will decide that Teneille is getting way to much attention and change the name of the team to Smithkey and Litman in love.. That being said, I don't know anything about TKT.. So BCBT to win.. Plus we are actually playing really good together

*SuperBad* vs PHDivas
Supa to win mainly because several people on the team are semi in love with me... hahaaha... (gossip gossip gossip) and also they have Drew who can apparently kick over fences with his eyes closed.. That being said, I'm up for watching drunk Frank in costume rattle some newbies...

*Team WTF* vs Ligers
Is this Stephs team? If it is or even if it's not, I call them over the Ligers.. Sorry Todd, but even with your BND mentality, you can't get Rollo moving more than 5miles per hour with the baby weight and kicking girls in their faces.

*TBN* vs I'd Hit That
I like The Beer Nuts alot. They know how to have fun, plus I'm at the end of my commentary and hungry, so this is all I got. TBN to win.. :)

This weekend heading to TN to get lost in some white water rafting and bring in my b'day festivities.. I'm not sure if that county knows what it is in for.. Chandler is spearheading this mission and Knowlton may make a cameo appearance... So someone is liable to eat the brownies, run around trees naked, get arrested or get thrown overboard.. pick one, it will happen..

-Trini!

FRANK said...

Look at trini with the trash talk, better than Smitticks and Jacks weak banter.. Although to is spelled too...

Growlers vs. TJ'ers

As much as I hate the Jammers and their cockiness, all while being the newbies in the league, you can't deny their intensity and knowledge of the game. Probably just being jealous, because I dont think we've ever beat them, but I am going Jammers to sweep this week in both games. Growlers get run ragged and develop a horrible case of jock itch. Rubs rubs it in with a slathering of Massenglo. Jammers win 4-3 against Growlpals.
Robby abandons the Gameday for the rest of the season, and pays for it dearly. Jammers win 6-1 and Rob loses his street cred.

Growlers vs Alco
Slorecki's viagra keeps him half hizz long enough to shoot his wad in the 7 minute game to earn a win against the shockers. Unfortunately he "limps" in to the growlers coin purse and cant break the plane. Alco gets shut out, and must sleep on the couch.

BCBT vs. Kickball Team

Smith Key shows up from a full night and day of clubbing, wearing a white silk tee and Jnco rave pants with attached reflective stringers. He disco's his way to the finish and plays out of his mind. Unfortunately, he gets caught with a sheepskin bag of heroin, and a vicks inhaler, and loses two strokes..., I mean runs after the match is over. BCBT loses by 1.

Supa vs PHDivas

Looks as if I may be dressing up in my hippie witch doctor attire this week. I prescribe the Divas a non lethal dose of our famous "mello shots." The Divas pass out after 3 innings, only to wake up and find themselves in a 7-11 chowing down on big bites and taquitos. Supa wins by default.

Liggers vs Ylltidecarol (mediocritic game of the week)

Ylltide decks the halls with Ligger folly, fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra. Bull sells out to be with Mel-ahni? Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra. Gon be now the diapered man-child, fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra Rahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. You will be missed Bully.. Unless this is another false alarm... JK. See ya man.

TBN vs. IKT
In the battle of the acronyms, Natrodamus has visions (delusions) of grandeur and predicts a win tonight. Unfortunately it doesn't take a psychic to see that IKT sucks so bad, even a team full of Knowltons could beat them. TBN wins, and Natrodamus appears on Montel, promoting his new book, "Natrodumbass." He sells 3 copies and goes into exile for the rest of the season.

Litman said...

Trini....if you don't like the name we can change it to Brown Chicken! Fat Litman! I'd be honored to have my name mentioned in the team name....shut your yap!

JD said...

TJ
TJ
Growlers
Kickball Team
SuperBad
Ligers
Beer Nuts

Florian said...

Jammers
Jammers
Growlers
BC!BT!
Supa
Team Green
Nuts

Chandler said...

Frank is in mid-season commentary form!

FRANK said...

No commentary = No Picks = No Beer

Nate Dawg said...

Hate hate hate! Cant wait to kick you in the shin Frank.

Alison said...

Growlers
ToeJammers
Growlers
Brown Chicken! Brown Teneille!
SuperBad
Ligers
THEE Beer Nuts

Paige said...

Growlers
Jammers
Growlers
BCBT
Supa
Ligers
TBN

FRANK said...

Is that a premonition natro?

Caruso said...

Growlers
jammers
Growlers
Pitches be crazy
supa
YLLYNAD
I'd hit that

bull said...

Toes
Toes
Growl
BcBt
Supa
Liggers
TBN

M. Gorecki said...

GorecHate Checking in with its Fall 2011 Picks. I know you all were dissapointed I didn't provide commentary last week. Still got my picks in (after the deadline) and Karma got the best of me cause now I owe drinks. Try and find me at the bar if I owe you as I will definitely track you down to collect mine after these teams win. Anyways on to my pics with lil 'mini me' hate instead of a full version due to time restraints:

Growlers- i'll save my judgement for this week to see if i shall name them the balls n dolls of KKB.

TJ's- I'm gonna get in shocker robs head by demanding we play all 7 innings over cause i wasnt there week 1.

Ballics- again i'll see first hand if this can be a fun game or not. warning gorecki (yes i speak in the 3rd person) is doing the lineup and field assignments. how can we not win?!

bcbt- the secret is to get this team drunk so they make fun of each other and defile their own property. oh wait is that really a secret?

superbad- frank slow your roll and take an extra hit this week before playing. let johnny run his league and compliment the man for once.

ligers- walk off win by bull. team tries to pick him up and carry him off the field. they instead just high five him.

tbn- nate doesnt care what i write about his team here.