Tuesday, September 13, 2011

DPT Bad QB - Week 1 Recap

Stats for week one are now updated on the DPT league page.

So how much did everyone suck?

Gorecki vs. Litman
The Bengals and Broncos did a decent job blowing ass for Gorecki, with Orton not completing a pass longer than 25 yards. But they couldn't overcome Tarvarius having two fumbles and an interception, and scoring 35 points himself. Final score: Litman wins 47-20.

Kyle vs. Souder
Souder tried to lose with Cam Netwon's 400+ yard and 3 TD performance. Thankfully the Manning-less Colts saved him. Kyle lost points with both his starting teams (Redskins and Ravens). Final score: Souder wins 6 - -6.

Smithkey vs. Bito
Nobody knows suck like Btio. He keenly drafted and started the Vikings, and then giggled as McNabb threw for 39 yards and scored him 45 fantasy points. Smithkey had no chance, even though he scored the 2nd most points this week thanks to the Raiders and Jags. Final score: Bito wins 52 - 47.

Chandler vs. Nate
What a debacle. Chandler had Ben Rapesburger on the bench who put up career numbers. Then Chad Henne decides only to suck enough to lose his actual game... but not enough to score positive fantasy points. Meanwhile, Nate skates by with Mike Vick, the turnover machine with no arm and horrible accuracy. Final score: Nate wins 5 - 4.

For those in the league, make sure you comment who you want to start in week 2.

17 comments:

Smithkey said...

Pretty fun league so far. This week I am going with Jacksonville against the Jets solid defense and dem Cowboys just because I have to use them at some point and this could be a good week to do so.

Litman said...

Tavaris Jackson for MVP!!! Great pick by me!
I'm going to start Seattle since they are going against Pitt and Jackson should get me a pick 6 at least and I'll start Chicago against the Saints since Cleveland is going against the Colts. Plus there is no way Cutler has two good weeks in a row.

Nate Dawg said...

I cannot believe that I won! I guess my guys sucked just enough to pull off a 1 pt win. Thanks Henne!

Nate Dawg said...

I'm gonna go Bucs and Cardinals in week 2.

Litman said...

I hope Freeman lights it up Nate.

Chandler said...

I'll be starting my first two picks again... since I can't imagine Ben is going to suck twice in a row.

The stats and data tracking is a little tedious... and I'm not sure I like how I'm presenting it on the blog. But I'll give it a few weeks and see how it goes.

I also could have sworn Tony Romo apologized for being a horrible QB after their game. This should give Smithkey points and a win... but Grantland hasn't ruled on it yet. I'll post something up if anything changes.

Kyle said...

Note: Grantland specifically stated that an apology in a scheduled press conference was not worthy of points. A specially scheduled press conference to apologize was worthy of points.

Chandler said...

Oh... then that's why. Romo is still a baby though.

Nate Dawg said...

Littman, I have the touch of death...Freeman might actually explode when he is hit this week in Minnesota...
PS agree Romo is a Homo

Chandler said...

Here's a good stat for this league... Week 1 had 7,842 passing yards which shattered the NFL record for yards passing in a given week.

And yet McNabb only had 39 of those (2 in the second half).

Geoff said...

I have Lame Ben on BOTH of my realy fantasy teams! What an asshole!

Chandler said...

Oh... and Souder, Litman, Smithkey and Nate still need to pay. I'm taking Bito off the list since I'm just going to short-pay him for GnR tickets.

Nate Dawg said...

I had the Ravens D, Wes Welker and Ben Tate all on my bench this week...still beat Joe's sorry team though...

Nate Dawg said...

I have money for you Chan...Bring Dawn's vodka and anything else we left in the DHC from WWR to kickball and we will make a swap.

Chandler said...

OK Mr. 1 point victory. I'll bring the vodka and I'll bring some beers for you to the game.

Alison said...

Nate, forgot that liquor last week. I do have it for you guys. I won't be there this week but Chan can bring it for you.

Nate Dawg said...

Thanks Chalison.