Thursday, September 8, 2011

Kickball GameDay - Week 3



Fowler - In the south, in the heat of Tampa, Kickball Thursday serves up a tasty treat for fans everywhere starved of their kickball. GameDay getting you ready is Next!

Announcer - Welcome to GoKickball GameDay, pouring drinks by Yard Of Ale

Fowler - Good Morning Kickball Fans and Welcome to GoKickball Gameday. Alongside Desmond Howard, Kirk Herbstreit and Lee Corso; I'm Chris Fowler. Who is on upset alerts this week fellas?

Corso - The leader for Thee Beer Nuts is Nate L. He is an athlete who can cause all kinds of problems on offense and defense. Thee Beer Nuts upset Alcoballics behind a game winning run from Nate, but its close.

Herbstreit - I'd Hit That are a lot better than people expect and I wouldn't be shocked if they pull the upset tonight on the Ligers.

Desmond - The PHDivas defense is the story here. They have been horrible recently. For me the upset is going to be if Pitches Be Crazy doesn't score double figures tonight.


Fowler - And a crucial test for the Growlers today, hoping to unleash their weaponry. Is Robert's bunch still a top tier team, or is that ancient history?

Corso - Hey listen to this. The Growlers are 0-2, allowing 8.5 runs a game, yet they are a 3 point favorite. Yo! Somebody knows something about this one. I'm going with that somebody, Growlers win.

Herbstreit - You Look Like I Need A Drink has the defense, a balanced attack, depth and the versatility to cause problems for the Growlers tonight. It's going to be another tough game for the Growlers and a 0-3 start.

Desmond - I think Robert is on the hot seat tonight to get a W and turn around their program. Their offense is scoring 13 runs but they need to improve the league's 2nd worst defense with 17 runs. Fortunately for them, You Look Like I Need A Drink doesn't have a real playmaker, and they benefited from a weak schedule in allowing only 4 runs. That changes tonight, Growlers win by double figures.


Fowler - Meanwhile, the Shockers blow in as favorites over Brown Chicken, Brown Teneille, but skeptics abound. A ton is at stake for both.

Desmond - I think Brown Chicken, Brown Teneille's defense rallies tonight, and that will carry the team to a victory.

Corso - Not so fast my friend! Listen to this. The Shockers average 8.5 runs a game, and on defense they allow 4 runs a game. So they are going to be tough to beat. I like the Shockers tonight.

Herbstreit - Brown Chicken, Brown Teneille are physical and will come after the Shockers tonight. In the end the Shockers get it done here. They have too much talent.


Fowler - ToeJammers vs. Superbad tonight, which contender will still be standing at the end of an exciting night?

Herbstreit - This might be the fastest game you watch all year. I think it's Superbad with their defense and efficiency even though the ToeJammers will fight tonight in a battle.

Desmond - The ToeJammers had problems last week and I think it's going to be another tough game for them. Superbad wins this in a blowout. One thing that caught my attention after reviewing ToeJammers tape last week, was the gloves! I know their 3rd baseman wants to be like me, but this is kickball not football. Lose the gloves man!

Corso - Good Pick. Listen to this. Superbad won 2 in a row, make it 3 in a row tonight. They outscore the ToeJammers tonight. Now it's party time, pass out the Stoli Doli's!

 
Fowler - Enjoy your kickball Thursday

1 comment:

Nate Dawg said...

Corso knows what he's talking about...