Thursday, September 29, 2011

Week 5 Picks

PICKS ARE CLOSED only a matter of time until Gorekci frantically tries to text his in...

Get your picks (and commentary) in by 4pm Thursday. Make it funny. Don't be a Tobago.

23 comments:

Smithkey said...

I see your pics Chan but no funny. Quit being a Tobago

Chandler said...

Ligs vs. Tonys
No man is an island. But many men look like islands. Clap clap clap COME ON! LET'S GO!!! Brown Tony wins.

Nuts vs. Shockers
Every week Rob emails me reasons why his team is going to lose. Every week they win despite that nonsense. This week's reason is because Rob is out of town. Is that really a detriment? Shockers win due to TBN fielding errors.

YLL vs. Toes
Game of the week, and a pure toss-up. And with IHT and Pitches providing refs for this game, there are sure to be 30 arguments about calls. In fact... they probably won't even have time for 7 innings. YLLINaD wins because they're better at kickball. Plus, I've been a little too hard on them this season. Hugs all around.

OMGs vs. Supa
This should be a friendly game... but Supa can win with any line-up they throw out there. Frank, however, will vape before the game and forget where he is. After spotting Gorecki on the mound, he'll mistake him for a zombie and proceed to shoot him with paintballs.

PHDs vs. Growlers
The Growlers head to the doctors for their yearly check-up. They're diagnosed with a bad case of "misunderstanding". The prescription of "smiles and social graces" is thankfully covered by Obamacare. Growlers win due to the pleasantries and good looks exhibited by 3c7dff36-8c74-11e0-a26e-000bcdcb471e.

I'd Wiff That vs. Crystal Pitchers
Most lighthearted game of the week... which should make it GotW. Both teams have fun. Nobody argues. PBC pick up another win and another teams worth of Crystal Pitcher votes.

Chandler said...

I might have put one funny in there. So that only upgrades me to a Trinidad.

FRANK said...

Zombreckbrie!

The Todd said...

Ligers (I have a surprise)

Shockers - I actually pick this as game of the week, TBN has a chance to win as well, except everytime Nate is about to score, he has a flash back and starts walking half way, chanting "Walk Off, Bitch", and consequently gets pegged out everytime.

YLLINEEDADRINK - Jammerz have a chance to win, except everytime they are about to score, they have a flash back of the glory days when ultra competiveness yielded a winning record, and consequently gets pegged out everytime.

SuperBad - ballics have a chance to win as well, except everytime they are about to score, they do, just not enough to win.

Growlers - PhDivas have a chance to win , except everytime they are about to get on base, they don't and consequently gets pegged out everytime.

Pitches Be Crazy- Neither of these teams really has a chance to win, just to not lose.

trinihic said...

what wrong with Tobago???? Much better than where you're from!

trinihic said...

BCBT! - Todd if you touch me I will scream bloody murder... lol
TBN - give me the upset NATE!!! U give me so much crap at KBS, let's see you put some game out there.. lol
Jammers - got crap for not picking them last week. I'm not bending under peer pressure, but I have to play with some of these guys on Weds
Supa - really Frank.. is this even a contest
Growlers - does this team ever dress up though? I may have to stop picking them to win if they have no fun factor
I don't care vs I really don't care - hmmmmm PBC to win!

Chandler said...

Actually Teneille... I grew up on an island too. And it's the greatest island in the world.

JD said...

Ligers v Brown Chicken!Screw Teneille!
Not going to lie and say it didn't hurt to read that Teneille doesn't care about our Pitches. The ginger is inconsolable. Ligers roll.

Beer Nuts vs. Shockers
I have an affinity for purple ties at work, so Shockers.


YouLookLikeINeedADrinkToRefThisGame vs. TJ's
The green machine broke out the two-a-days in anticipation of this matchup. Their pre-game routine will involve watching Rocky 4, but only the scenes involving their hero, Drago. This dedication to excellence will result in victory.

Ballics v SuperBad
I've yet to be wrong betting on SuperBad. Underrated team hair.

PHDivas vs. Growlers
I've yet to be right betting on PHDivas. Battle of the hot catchers. Always bet on black.


I'd Hit That vs. THEE Crystal Pitchers. A few IHT's joined us a couple of weeks ago for shots, basically because they were chasing our women. I can respect that considering their name. We will use this distraction to our advantage and pull off a much needed victory.

Litman said...

BCBT
SHOCKERS
ABCDEFG
SUOER BAD
GROWLERS
PBC
RAYS

FRANK said...

So far Todds in the running for worst commentary of the week. Still early though. Flo still has to make picks.

Liggers vs LiggerLovers

After receiving so much hype before the sesaon started, Tony has left GKB to ref after giving up on his hapless team of has been's. Unfortunately he brought the BT to BCBT. Now their team has been regulated on down to BC, Boner Cakes, Butt Cookies, Bukkake Capers, etc... Liggers win.

TBN vs Shockers

Rob arrives in Vegas just in time to bet the game line on the Shocker/TBN match at Sportsbook.
Because there was no Gameday to aid him in his picks, he mixes up his bet, accidentally putting two in on the stink and only one in on the pink. His squad gets milked for 5 runs and he is left with a two fingered fudge sicle. TBN wins

YLL vs Jammers

Dick match of the week! (DMOTW)
Washed Up Dicks vs On The Cum Up Dicks. Charitable Rubs is getting soft from all of his good deeds lately, and loses his title of King of All Dicks. YLL takes the new crown and the W. YLL earns the black jerseys next season, and Jammers go back to KBS where they can win some games.

Alcobad's "C" theme

Hopefully Supa will show up for a theme game this season, and out "C" the Alcoballics. Eflo has said they will be doing random tonight, "allegedly". Our lineup is waaaaaaay random tonight, so it could be close. Finally we have an equal amt of girls on both sides. If I dont pass out from heat stroke from my costume tonight, we win..

PHD's vs Growlers

PHD's try to Pap Smear the Growler, and the assholes get jealous and sue for malpractice. Growlers win. PHD loses their kickball license and never comes back next season.

PBC vs. IHT

Going from Daywalking, Bumpit Wearing Obscurity, to liquor toting hot girling, Crystal Pitcher Frontrunning, Triple Deeks stands to be the manager of the year this season.. Gotta ride the sweaty PBC wave this week!

Florian said...

I'm going to take a page out of Maria's playbook and just copy someone else's picks. Give me The Todd's picks.

Chandler said...

Flo... you're fired.

FRANK said...

You're benched flo

Chandler said...

Ever since Frank dubbed Flo's commentary "Worst Commentary of the Week" (WCOTW), he hasn't submitted any.

This is like the infamous season in WAKA where his team (Kicktease maybe?) benched and berated him for picking against his team. He never made picks the rest of the season.

Stop being so impressionable, Flo. Embrace your right to pick against your team and make shitty comments. When the masses chanted "We want Flo!," they weren't asking for the Florian that shys away from criticism. They wanted the Florian that wouldn't take 10 fucking minutes to select an 8th round draft pick like Gorecki did.

FRANK said...

rather get some shitty commentary that we can kill on than none at all

Nate Dawg said...

No time never enough time like Jessie Spano for commentary...

Ligers - Tony is reffing for KBS tonight. Ok so I lied a little bit.
Shockers
You look like a...
Supa
Growlers
CP's

FRANK said...

I'm Sooo excited!!!! Im soooo scared!

Nate Dawg said...

I knew Frank would feel me...

Chandler said...

Only episode from that entire show that I remember. There might have been one when Slater crashes a nice car though.

Smithkey said...

BCBT
Shockas
ABCEDFG
Supas
Growlas
Pitchas

Alison said...

Ligers - Toss up on this one, could go either way.

Shockers

You Look Like…

My head says SuperBad is going to win this one, my heart says Ballics will and are a Cinderella team. I know a few who won’t be there so I’m going with Supa since drinks are on the line. I think the Ballics won last season when we weren’t favored to and that was a theme game too (Super Hero’s). Frank, am I right about that? I usually get in trouble when I pick against the Ballics so we’ll see how this goes down.

Growlers

Pitches Be Crazy

FRANK said...

I was out of town for that one. Prob why we lost. lol