Thursday, October 13, 2011

Power Rankings & Picks - Week 8

Final Power Rankings and picks for the season! We added a little hate... and a lot of ass kissing.

Picks are closed!

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30 comments:

Paige said...

nice Chandler, thanks for the blast. ;) I will have to say I can definitely do better than GRollo last week! :)

M. Gorecki said...

Ballics are (currently) 1st in the division, AND beat both Growlers and YLL head to head and we are ranked 7th? Mannnn Alison must be holding out on you. I'll pick up a jar of peanut butter so Divot will give you some attention.

Chandler said...

She's out of town right now, so try to get me that PB tonight. Cool?

M. Gorecki said...

lol, whatever it takes to sway the rankings.

Think divot likes it extra creamy or extra chucnky? (The peanut butter that is)

Chandler said...

Creamy for sure.

Ryan said...

HMMM Alison is out of town.....

Litman said...

BEER NUTS
JAMMERS
SUPER BAD
ABCDEFG
GROWLERS
SHOCKERS
JAMMERS
BALLICS

FRANK said...

Since we have 9 games this week ill make 9 picks.. And Ill make them before everyone else so they can go against whatever I put, with hopes of being the grand champion in picks... for eflo's schwagcard... Here we gooooo

LIGGERZ v TEEEBEEEENNNN

In the Special (Beer) Olympics this week, the two juggernauts of mediocrity clash for the coveted middle of the pack trophy!
Making their way to the ring in one corner we have the sports gray squad led by the ankle biting Bushwackers of Natro and EmmmmmJaaaaaayyy! Hugachakka Huga Huga. In the other corner we have crip color, visor toting, tanning bedding, man bunting, pea NUT buttering, the Chancellor of Cunnilinguistics, "Chanyard Theeee Browwwwwnnnnnn" (speed bagging in the corner)
Let's get it on!
Chanyard starts it off with a shin kick to begin the match and breaks his twig of a leg. One of the stumpwhackers gets on the others shoulders towering to a menacing 5'10" and drops double nut buster moneyshot to Chanyard leaving him reeling and out of gas.. The Bushwhackers finish him off with a double battering ram top rope clothesline for the pin. Chanyard goes into retirement and has his ring manager Divot "nurse" his wounds. More to come throughout the day! Got to get some work done.

Chandler said...

lol

FRANK said...

TJ's vs PBC

Creepy Yella hears that PBC has some hotties on their squad and ups the date rape levels in his bug juice this week. While all of the girls on PBC succumb to his love potion, his true target, the sexy beast himself, Deeks, is unphased and sweats it out like last nights creatine. Unfortunately Deeks cannot carry the load all by himself, as we saw last week, and the Jammers and Yella have their way with PBC.

FRANK said...

Shockaflockaflamers vs Supabad
(Game of the Season)

As Paige laid little robby to sleep last night, he said a little prayer under his breath. "Please God, For once, I want our name to be engraved in the anals of history, I know we've been dicks all season, but isn't that what winning is all about? I'm reaching the end of my kickball career and need this to justify my male patterned baldness. I know I've been slacking on my fun factor, and my 3 a season gamedays haven't been getting the usual 5+ comments of past seasons, but I want this! I need this! Please God. Will Karma prevail, or will God grant him his wish? Find out tonight! (We win of course)

The Todd said...

yep, I'll have to conform and pick what will most likely be whateveryone is picking (same as Chandler, litman). Although I think the Ligers can pull off a double vitory, the fat that they'll be drunk and missing their power couple tonight is a big hit.

Florian said...

Are you drunk right now Todd?

Smithkey said...

In hopes of catching Frank in the picks I am going to have to go with a few upsets. So here we go

Ligers (upset)
TJs
Shockers (upset)
ABCDEFG
SuperBad
Growlers
Ballics
BC!BT! (upset)
Shockers

I will probably be buying beers tonight.

Paige said...

Ligers
Jammers
Shockers
Y.....
Supa
Growlers
Ballics
Jammers
Shockers

FRANK said...

YLL vs IHT

The pleasantly suprising upstart team of the season goes against the not so suprisingly last place team this season. If the green team falls to IHT, and noone sees it, does it count as a loss, does anyone care? Tried to get the tree falls in the forest reference, but it failed miserably..YLL wins and noone watches..

FRANK said...

Supa v PBC

You will be able to set the field on fire after this game is over with the amount of liquor that is passed around in this one. Hopefully our guys will lay off the gel. Flo may pitch. We win. Our Crystal Pitcher votes are still up in the air Deeks. Need a good showing from you tonight. I like vodka, whiskey, tequila... actually there's nothing I dont like.

FRANK said...

TBN v Growlers

The Growlers have quietly won 4 in a row and are tied for 3rd for the most wins in the league. They are catching their stride just in time for the playoffs.

The Nuts have lost 1 game this season! Is that even possible? Was Irish the problem all along? Has MJ found the fountain of youth?

Are the Nuts the Bills/Lions of 2011? No, they lose tonight. But they had a great run.

trinihic said...

same as Smithkey's.. yes.. and I have no commentary because Chandler sucks ass and PB&J... thanks!

FRANK said...

Alco v Liggaz
Bloods v Crips
Battle of the Beatens

Can we get a bloods vs crips match for real? shit would be hype. CholoFlo is riding high after scoring the winning run last week to steal the lead in the Tomfoolery division. Can he vape his way thru this one and stay on top? Sadly no, hes a lightweight, but his team carries him, and everyone heeds Coach OMG's words of wisdom. Use the side of the foot girls! More surface area!
Im running thin on jokes.. sorry

Chandler said...

Keep it up, Frank! Commentary is a marathon and you're the only one who's gonna finish!

JD said...

Sorry Frank, I'm in Texas, but my Pitches have instructions to treat you right. I'll give you a little tickle on Saturday.

Ligers over Beer Nuts
ToeJam over Pitches....Colts are 0-5 without Manning, I'm out this week...simple math.
Shockers over SuperBad.....Shockers care way too damn much. SuperBad caught looking ahead to Pitches.
YLLLLLLL over Hit Something....YLLL 2-a-days pay off as they play a team that has players still not sure how they ended up on kickball team.
SuperBad over Pitches....For your Crystal consideration, watch how much fun we have getting our ass kicked.
Growlers over Beer Nuts....Met a couple of Growlers last weekend, solid citizens. Believe they are misunderstood. Impressed how they drowned their Gator woes with shots.
Ligers over Alcoballics
TJ over Whatever Is Left
Shockers over PHD....I deserve more credit for calling the PHD upset. Off the bandwagon this week.

Y'all have fun. Left a little present on the field last week to remember me by. See y'all Saturday.

Florian said...

Ligers
Jammers
Supa
YLL......
Supa
Growlers
Ballics
Jammers
Shock Top

FRANK said...

BCBC vs Jammers

Will Tenilles new racy fb photos create a spark in BCBC's shorts, or was their flame blown out by Tony's meat clappers? They need a leader on this team, and I think it's too late in the season to re-kindle the week 1 magic. Jammers Roll.

FRANK said...

Shockers v Divas

After taking a dissapointing loss to end their regular season run, Shockers take their aggression out on the Divas, and score 50 runs. Rob retires defeated, and shoots me with paintballs on the hayride

FRANK said...

Where the F is Chandler's Commentary!?

Chandler said...

Hiding

Alison said...

My dog is famous!!!

Alison said...

THEE Beer Nuts
ToeJammers
SuperBad
You Look Like…
SuperBad
Growlers
Alcoballics
ToeJammers
Shockers

JD already brought up Crystal Pitcher...the ballots are ready for Saturday!!!

Chandler said...

Ok fine. Quick commentary time. First nonsense that comes to my head. No proof reading.

Ligs vs. TBN
Both teams are short people. But TBN also has short people. This gives them the edge. When I was a kid, Litter Caesars used to have the "under the counter club." If I went with my dad to pick up the pizza, since I was shorter than the counter, I got a free toy and a kids meal or some shit. I haven't been to a LC in decades, but if they still have that deal then TBN should load up. Sorry, Charlie. You're just too big. Nuts win

Toes vs PbC
Kevin brings his bug spray. And he's very good at going around trying to give people some... although I think most people decline. Has anyone ever seen him drink any? I haven't. Apparently it isn't cool to roofie yourself. Anyway, Deeks is out but Anne is allegedly showing up to pitch. She'll take more balls to the face. Jammers win.

Supa vs. Shockers
Rob's lack of Gamedays alone make me root for Supa here. It'll be a good match-up if everyone can get there on time. Although, I have a gut feeling that an argument is going to break out. Supa dupa.

IHT vs YLL
The green team ends their impressive season with a bye-week. I'll be reffing this game, and it's bound to put me to sleep. You Look Like You Got Offended by Blog Comments wins.

PbC vs Supa
Supa kicks their ass, but passes the Crystal Pitcher torch to the orange peeps. It's been a long time coming, but they do deserve it.

TBN vs. Growlers
MJate is one game away from the #2 seed! They can almost taste it! And then they fuck it up. Growlers use TBN as vaginal wipes.

Alco vs. Ligers
Theme game is kinda lame. But I'm just an old angry man. A curmudgeon, according to Alison. Well get the fuck off my lawn. And don't even get me started about all the Asians on the 'Ballics that are clearly taking our roster spots! Spots that should be reserved for Tyrus and Florian! Ballics win a heated battle. OMG vows to return next year after extensive stem-cell treatment, a younger and re-built machine!

BC?BT? vs. Toes
No contest. Jammers pull out all the known douche plays to win... and the GKB refs aren't studied up enough to make the correct calls. The Earth opens up and swallows both teams. As they journey to the center of the Earth, they discover dinosaurs and giant mushrooms. Tony forcefully becomes the leader and names the new colony Terra Nova. He also nicknames Ruben "Piggy," and teases him constantly. Ruben breaks off into a rival camp, which is eventually raided by Tony. During the donnybrook, Ruben is hit by a giant boulder and falls of a cliff to his death. Jammers win this convoluted mix of horrible classic novels.

Shockers vs. PHDs
This game doesn't take place, but victory is awarded to the Shockers. Instead, both teams sit down over cups of tea and discuss intellectual ideas to solve our debt crisis. The PHDs scoff at Robs idea to invest in hair restoration drugs.