Monday, October 17, 2011

SHOCKED



I am entirely responsible for the fallout of PBC's denied crystal pitcher. Kissing the ass of D-10 (who are awesome) I got a shocker costume for Halloween and thought it'd get in a great work out at the tourney, completely oblivious to the implications it had in completely swaying the vote of the Shockers, the Shock value which ultimately brought ligers to crystal. Oops… but the pics are funny. My personnel opinion… screw it, anyone who cares about hanging onto this last remnant of WAKA deserves to be relegated back to WAKA. What the hell is it anyway. It’s undefined as something that goes to the most fun team that exhibits the true passion of the kickball camaraderie or some BS like that. Completely based on Qualitative measurements that only ensure drama in this bitch-ridden blog. How about a “beer pitcher” award that goes to the team that consumes the most alcohol in a season…. Now were talking. Completely quantitative measurements that will decide a clear victor. But then BCBT will win it and I hate those table-flipping shenanigan-doers. screw it… let’s burn the Shocker with the Waka shirts on National anti-Waka day. And the crystal pitcher too.

7 comments:

Chandler said...

The "Crystal Pitcher" is not a WAKA thing. It's a Bayshore League thing created by our ancestors (some of whom still play with us today) and passed down to our generation.

As for the "drama" and "bitching," I'm sure most of that is in jest... but even if it's not, what's more American than complaining? Why do you hate freedom, Todd?

YellowBird said...

Just tell me the date and place and I'm all for the "National Anti-WAKA Day" party.

Chandler said...

Their tournament is this Sunday...

The Todd said...

Surely I do jest... I think that was the bitchiest blog on the site. So yeah, flying the red, white, and blue.
Ha... on a Sunday, thats hilarious... lame... but mostly hilariously.
Have you checked their site lately? they still have the teams from last season shown on the left... they still have photos up from 2 seasons ago for the winners picks... looks like someone just can't let go of DPT just yet. What the hell, that deserves a good blog post... WAKA can surely catch some flak from that... lame.

The Todd said...

shown on the right... man I should proffread before I comment and not after

YellowBird said...

Sunday tournament......roflmao..... what non-drinkers.

Chandler said...

Todd... your retraction won't save you from Paige's waterboard...

Yella... Sunday tourney for realz. Gonna be fun, I'm sure.