Friday, October 28, 2011

Top 20 Tebowing Positions

Okay.. So it's Friday and my friend and I were bored at work. Actually, this is all her doing - she's a Gator:

I decided to make a list of ideas for Teneille’s Tebowing weekend:

1. Tebowing while holding a boa constrictor: Te-boa-ing

2. Tebowing on a toilet: Te-go-ing

3. A hooker Tebowing: Te-hoe-ing

4. Tebowing on a tow-truck: Re-po-ing or Te-tow-ing

5. J. Lo Tebowing: T-Lo-ing

6. Tebowing while mowing: Te-mow-ing

7. Tebowing while reviewing the National Debt: Te-owe-ing

8. Tebowing while reading The Raven: Te-Edgar-Allen-Poe-ing

9. Tebowing in a row boat: Te-row-ing

10. Tebowing while sewing: Te-sew-ing

11. Joey Lawrence Tebowing: Te-WHOA-ing (Ben you may be to young for a Blossom reference)

12. Billy Blanks Tebowing: Tae-bow-ing

13. Tebowing while bowling: Te-bowl-ing

14. Tebowing in New Orleans: Te-beaux-ing

15. Tebowing while asking for a raise: Te-pay-me-more-dough-ing (ok, that’s a stretch)

16. Tebowing by a FSU fan: Te-foe-ing

17. Tebowing while at a swap market: Te-quid-pro-quo-ing

18. Tebowing while painting: Te-Vincent-Van-Gogh-ing

19. Tebowing while picking your hair: Te-fro-ing

20. Tebowing in a Mary Jane lab: Te-grow-ing

8 comments:

Chandler said...

That's pretty funny. If your co-worker did actually come up with all that, she gets a gold star.

Chris said...

Nicely done.
Tebowing while in or from Trinidad: Te-Bago-ing

Chandler said...

Trini Tebowing while making out with white dudes: Te-moan-ing

trinihic said...

hahaha.. lmao... and yes, she did come up with that all on her own.. See how productive we are on Fridays!!! Our Actuaries can be funny to :)

MJ said...

Tebowing with Florian:

Te-Flo-ing

M. Gorecki said...

Supposedly in college that although Tebow was a virgin that he still enjoyed head (who doesn't?) Maybe some slut should get on her knees and upload her pic to tebowing.com simulating:
Te-blow-ing

YellowBird said...

Tebow masturbating:
Te-Strok-ing

The Todd said...

Aw, this looks like fun! let me try, let me try!

Tebowing While on the Blog:
DPT-Bowing.
Tebowing with Asians:
Te-Banko-ing.
Tebowing dressed as a shocker at the tourney:
D-10-bowing.
Tebowing While screwing over fun-loving kids playing in the prime of their live:
Te-Korb-o-ing.
Tebowing at a bad ass Halloween party tonight:
T-Bone-ing (yet,there can be so many other T-Bone-Ing positions)

And that's a show, Trini.