Wednesday, December 7, 2011

DPT BQBL - Week 13 Recap

Three dudes this week failed to set their teams. I didn't realize it until around 1:45pm. The following message was posted on the league board at that time:

"Souder, Kyle and Gorecki did not submit picks for week 13. The league realized this after 1pm games had begun. So all 1pm games are void. Kyle is starting the Cheifs, however, since 3 of his teams had 1pm games and at the time of this writing there has been no scoring by Kansas City (good or bad)."

More on this in the recap:

Souder vs Litman
Every one of Souder's teams went negative this week. He had no chance, even with Litman missing out on 56 points while the Bears rode the pine. Final score: Litman wins 24 - -33.

Chandler vs. Gorecki
Gorecki sent me a text Sunday night saying he wasn't sure if he set his BQBL teams (imagine that). I directed him to the blog, which led him to say it was "convenient" that I didn't send him a "reminder text" the week that I was playing him. If it's required that I send reminder texts to people, then I demand a 50% increase in League Commissioner salary. I calculate: $0.00 * 1.5 = $0.00. God dammit! Quit being senile, OMG... and get your shit together. Technology is your friend. Set a reminder on your phone. The NFL survivor pool debacle was bad enough. Final score: Gorecki wins 21 - 12.

Bito vs. Kyle
Bito demanded that teams who hadn't set their rosters get 0 points. I didn't go that route because I thought it was a little harsh... especially since two of those idiots had enough late games to make fair starts. In any case... unless Kyle started the Pats this week (which he wouldn't since they were playing the win-less Colts), any other combination was enough to beat Bito. Final score: Kyle wins 67 - 48.

Smithkey vs. Nate
Finally! A game where two people actually looked at their schedule and set some motherfuckin' teams. Smithkey has been hosed all season long, while Nate won a couple of early games with dick for points. Lately, however, Nate's teams have been garbage (which is a good thing). But Carson Palmer's pick-six and Matt Ryan's two INTs appeared to give Smithkey an easy victory. And Kevin Kolb's game winning drive put Nate in a bigger hole. There was NO WAY that Nate could pull a win out of his ass. Wait... did you just say he started Vince Young? The 4-INT, pick-six, should have been benched Vince Young? Final score: Nate wins 46 - 45.

6 comments:

Litman said...

fuck goreckies survivor pool. it's garbage x 9. i<3 jim beam.

Smithkey said...

Fuck my luck. Raiders and the Jags the rest of the season.

Chandler said...

I think they could turn Gorecki's survivor pool into a pretty decent horror movie...

Litman said...

Chicago & Cleveland

Nate Dawg said...

Arizona and Buffalo

Chris said...

Indy and Carolina.