Thursday, January 26, 2012

Still Bitter

Last season it was made very clear that only 6 "elite" teams are eligible for the Crystal Cup. The rest of us bastards are just filler games and fodder for your redicule and scorn. We can't take the heartache that we went through last year when we put a great deal of time, effort and money striving for acceptance only to be spat upon by your society. We're too lazy to join another league, so we're going to sponsor an award strictly for the undesirables. We were going to give it a homoerotic name like some splinter wrestling organization, but that would make SuperBad pester us to be eligible.

Instead we bring you the Chalice of the Others sponsored by South Tampa Smiles. Our mascot will be an abandoned puppy and Sarah McLachlan will compose our theme song. The only teams eligible are the Growlers, YLLINaD, Jacked Up, Honey Badges Hit That and Guys, Dolls & Balls and of course PBC. The rest of you can keep jerking each other off and recycling Teneille. We're going to make new friends who are better than you in every way.

16 comments:

Chandler said...

Hahaha. Can't wait to see who wins this thing.

bull said...

Silky Johnson would be proud

E-FLO said...

C'mon Deeks, let us play too!!!

Justin "G" said...

Chalice of the Others! Awesome idea. We will finally belong.

Nate Dawg said...

Enjoy your consolation trophy...losers

Smithkey said...

Damn't, can't believe I left the league the one season I actually have a shot at winning something.

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

Dammit Deeks, I can only say I'm sorry so many times. I screwed up the voting by wearing the shocker costume and thus, gathering their votes. I didn't know the travesty that would unfold. I suck. But get over it. that's right you and me, let's throw down. Bitch.

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

Yep, I called you Bitch.

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

okay, I'm just joking. I value my life.

trinihic said...

JD can suck it.. and you also need to learn how to spell my name. Maybe I will pay attention to you once in your life!!!!!! :) hugs not drugs!

trinihic said...

Dammit... never mind, you did spell my name correctly. Fine.. You just suck at life.. it's okay though. This season I will talk to you.

JD said...

Wait a minute......you saw your name spelled correctly and thought is was misspelled? I apologize for not saying this enough, but you're dumb.

JD said...

As for Todd and Nate, I know you're not happy that you have to be at least this tall
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to be eligible for this award. We'll revisit with the Board during our next meeting.

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

Kiss Off Deeks, you bitch.

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

Yep, I called you "bitch".

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

(silence)