Ask the Commish- Answers

Good first round of questions from you guys. I will try to answer them as earnestly as possible.

1. What is the meaning of life?- It's all about doing what lights your fire. If you like to make copious amounts of alcoholic drinks and dispense them via a bug sprayer or make jokes with tons of sexual innuendo, go forth.
2. Where do babies come from and how to avoid it?- Well, I can tell you that the pull-out method never works. Believe me!
   
3. Can we push the tournament to May 5th?- Only if we have two rain outs or a severe sandspur infestation. However, a Cinco de Mayo End of the Season Party is looking pretty good right now.
   
4. Can we have a 22-game season? We could, but it's going to cost you all a lot of money.
   

Please provide more questions. I'll provide more answers.