Friday, February 24, 2012

Growler's Update

Many of you saw me being carted off the field last night. It appears that I will be down for the season with a knee injury.


For those that missed it, my Growler teammate, Austin, shares his recap of the events below:


This is my own personal account of the events of last night....


Lance Pickett pitches the ball. It's kicked short down the right field line. He dives and makes a miraculous throw to peg out the runner. Lance lies motionless on the ground...

Johnny the Announcer- I've hardly ever heard this field this quiet. With Lance Pickett lying there... Can you see his future going down the drain? And what must this do to the Growlers' kickball plans?
Billy John- Please be okay Lance!

Lance is carted off the field and Jarod Moxon goes on to lead the Growlers to an against all odds victory. 

Later at the Hospital....

Emily - How long is he out? Any chance for this season?
Doctor - Lance tore every ligament he's got.... He'll need several surgeries.
Emily- How long?
Doctor - Minimum year and a half, if ever.
Emily - Oh, no!... Lance's ride. His kickball scholarship to Florida State... Jesus

4 comments:

YellowBird said...

I wouldn't worry about Lance. He's still going to go on and make all those terrible Fast & Furious movies.

Chris said...

He still has a promising career as a kickball coach, you know, once Kilmer is ousted.

FRANK said...

Fuck kilmer.

Griff said...

Hey Robes, sorry to hear about your injury...hope you have a speedy recovery in time for the tourny