Friday, March 23, 2012

Honey Badgers Quit That, Toejammers Show Mercy



After a 5-run first inning, the Toejammers (5-1), decided that enough was enough.

I think I heard 'Matte'...

So we used the rest of the game to work on our shank-fly technique and scored two more completely unearned runs. The Badgers (1-4-1) looked like they still had a good time despite failing to reach third base. Or kicking a ball to the outfield.

The coveted Soul Glo Boot MVP award went to Matt for giving up one earned kick all game in his second start on the mound, while the Soul Glo Fro UN-MVP award was earned by Christian for watching a bunt trickle down the thirdbase line fair while thinking it was foul. Good job, third string!

Other game notes:

- In addition to earning the Soul Glo Fro, Fat Kid also managed to lose a game of raquetball to Tony Esco earlier this week, which earned him the privailage of wearing a superhero costume of his own last night:

...fits like a sweaty, stanky glove...


Injury Report:

-  Despite winning in racquetball (JAACCOOBB!!), Esco manages to go 1-3 on the night and winds up with a hyper-extended knee after attempting to jump over a chair on the sideline.

Q: of the Day? What should I tell the kids in gym class when they ask  why I'm limping?



Final score:  Toejammers 7 - Honey Badgers Quit That 0



10 comments:

Fat Kid said...

nice post, asshole...

Nate Dawg said...

Tony what happened to you kicking a homerun? Hope you pointed over to field 1 after you popped out. I didnt see you do it hence why I didnt pass out...

Griff said...

@Fat Kid: thanks sport...you earned the recognition...lol...can't wait till the bet between you and Matt when we play the Ligers...

@Nate: the only pointing he was doing was down to his kneecap....poor guy

Griff said...

P.S. - how did you guys let that game slip away last night?? Thought you brought the BeerJam belt!

Nate Dawg said...

@Griff - I did bring the BeerJam belt...they are a pretty solid team and we played lights out defense for 5 innings. The 6th inning we made a couple mistakes that cost us. They made some perfect kicks on us too. As you know sometimes you need things to bounce your way in this game and they got the bounces. Hope Tony is ok and gets better soon.

Fat Kid said...

what the hell did i bet him last night?

Griff said...

you bet Matt that he can't throw out Chandler on one of his scissor-kicks down 3rd base....loser has to wear Superman boxer-briefs the following week (that you volunteered to purchase)..sans shorts.

You got 2 weeks to get those things ordered...don't pay for rush delivery, son

Fat Kid said...

That's right! I'm confident in that bet. No way chandler gets thrown out.

Chandler said...

haha. what if I pop out now that the pressure is on?

-skinny kid

Litman said...

t of the day: Griffs Q of the day was funny as shit