Friday, March 9, 2012

Ligers Look Like 'You Look Like I Need a Drink' Looked Last Season

That is to say: an above .500 team.

Maybe I'm just old-school... but I grew up in a world where people wrote re-caps on Friday instead of doing actual work.

Last night the Ligers took on the Green Machine... who is definitely not mean or obscene. Ok, I'll stop.

Anyway, the game was filled with minor errors on both sides, that resulted in the winning team feeling lucky and the losing team feeling like one got away from them.

On the Ligers' side of the ball, two horrendous drops by Ninja and Rollo allowed YLLINaD to score in the first inning. The offense didn't fare much better, stranding two runners on 3rd base with one out. Seriously... sacrifice flys... shouldn't be this difficult.

But YLLINaD had their own issues, allowing Rollo to score on a botched out attempt, and ruining two potential runs of their own with bad base running decisions.

The scoring was even further stifled by the wind coming in from the bay. We even took a brief time-out to watch Justin complete his Ginger Slam, as we all dreamed of higher scoring games.

Final score: Ligers win 2-1.  After the game, Irish Dave passed out a shit ton of cheese, cream and butter. Thanks Dave! We'll try to promote your product.

Kerrygold Cheese. Made with 100% real angel breast milk.

These Angels.

12 comments:

Litman said...

Winning. Duh.

Rollo said...

That botched drop of mine had some serious rotation on it . It looked like a basketball spinning on a globetrotters finger in mid air focker.

I also would of scored anyway on the next kick. Negative nancy.

Chandler said...

You got lucky!

Rollo said...

No luck is them not calling your kicks bunts!

Chandler said...

Haha. I didn't have any munts yesterday.

And you taught me how to munt. You can't rip on your protege!

Rollo said...

Lol! Oops.

Nate Dawg said...

Routine line drive Rollo, should of been caught. No excuses. Hope you went out and got some Jergens. Soft hands son.

Rollo said...

You're nuts. That balls rotation was faster than you in bed. But my hands weren't what they normally are last night. I still made the key plays and a beautiful double play. So die.

Nate Dawg said...

Whatever excuse makes you sleep better at night Rollo...and nothing is faster than me in bed. Efficient as a motherfucker.

Chandler said...

It's a race!

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

4 and 0, Liger roll. Nice. And you guys gave up the pity point in typical cuddling-duddly Liger Fashion. I'm afraid to play with you now, such awesome domination coupled with empathizing pity points.... that's talent.
Rollo, don't feel ashamed for your drop, you did it from the heart.

Rob said...

4-1 in 5 days