Wednesday, April 18, 2012

be THAT team!!!

Since my post regarding out FORCED forfeit last week, it happened, -send request for the gchat log to my FB- , I must say the surprising thing was the fact the league peer pressured the game into existence via a contrite FB post and blog update for the betters.

Hoping to yield that power with intent, I call on the ALLL-COO-BALLL-ICSS to do us a solid and once again BE THAT TEAM.

After rigorous negotiations, Jack Up, you know, the team with the hottest girls in the league, have agreed to a Wet T-Shirt contest themed game, no joke!

Also they asked me to inform the league gentlemen that 75% of the ladies rostered ARE IN FACT, SINGLE!!! In the "Bro Code," the most coveted rule, "Bros before Hoes," ladies of course I mean hoe in the lightest of vernacularand the heaviest onamonapia, I share this info. And quite frankly, I cannot do them all. Actually I could, odds are some of them will not like short, fat brown guys, slim odds BUT the odds are there so Bros have a go.

Anywho, 'Balics if you could make this happen all will be forgiven.

BE THAT TEAM!!!





Footnote: SB was not asked to execute said wet tshirt theme due to their history with water themed kickball games and the lack of understanding of what a water gun does.

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DPT Translate:
"Even though Frank attempted to force the ToeJammers into a forfeit... social justice saved the day.

I now want to use 'social media' to pressure the Alcoballics into a Super Soaker theme next week against the hot Jacked Up girls.

I've spoken with Jacked Up, and they are willing to do the theme.

Turns out most of their hot girls are single. I'm going to try to fuck them all. The rest of the GKB guys can go after the ones who are racist.

Finally, the Alcoballics can repair their reputation if they make the Super Soaker game a reality next week.

Footnote: I still blame SuperBad for ruining the Super Soaker game last season."
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13 comments:

Chandler said...

You're talking about next week, right?

RÜBS said...

yes, next week sir!

RÜBS said...

they have a week to plan!

Chris said...

Does Ruben write his posts in Spanish and then use google translate?

Chandler said...

^like^

Jess said...

*Gouging eyes out*

Smooty said...

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!!

Jess said...

Excellent translation!

FRANK said...

Is that Dave H in the Sombrero?

trinihic said...

hahaha.. Chis... I thought the same thing.. hehehe.. Come on Rubs.. Are you writing this while walking Patch and staring at Mikey while he's working out????

April (tall) said...

Dear DPT Translate,

Thank you!

-April Tall

RÜBS said...

engrish not my first language dickholes -smileyface-

RÜBS said...

my freedom of speech rights have been violated. according to my felonious past, i am classed as a white male, let's not let it happen it again, white power!!!