Thursday, April 26, 2012

Picks - Week 11

Last chance to pad your stats. But you still won't catch Frank.

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18 comments:

Nate Dawg said...

"Dont care" about commentary...just being lazy honestly
Growlers vs. GB&D
Blowout
Greenies vs. TBN
Low scoring affair
Ligers vs. PBC
Upset alert...or not
Jammers vs. Shockers
Should be a good game but whatever
HBHT vs. Supa
Blowout with 2nd team in...
Jacked Up vs Ballics
Gorecki-hate? Echo?

Smooty said...

Growlers
YYLINAD
PBC
Toe Jammers
Superbad
"That Team"

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

I owe like 20 beers (mostly from Liger bets), it doesn’t matter, but....

Growlers – Going to give GB&D a spanking, at least they should try switch kicking.


GO GREEN – Proving to be a competitor,

Liger – last week I heard Deeks telling Chandler he wanted a "Fun" game. "Fun"? we'll I’m interim Capain now, I never had a fun game on Balls N Dolls. this is hard core, last game and time to show GOKickball that Ligers are a competitor.
now what Ligers had last week was pure offensive bliss, it shall continue.

Purple – with Rob out of the line-up, I’m betting on the Shock.


Supa


Ballics – they really can’t be that bad? After a 9-1 loss to the ligers, time for redemption going into the playoffs.

DanPBC said...

The last HOORAH!

It's sad and unfortunate but GB&D completes the task going 0-12. Earning themselves a lifetime supply of rice cakes provided by an Asian near you. Growlers win!

My head says pick green my heart says pick neither. Thee Beer Nuts finish strong!

With a lack of douchiness this week and going into the tournament PBC will look to new faces for the winning touch. Liger kryptonite is Deek sweat. PBC wins in retarded fashion.

Match up of the week!
Yella forgets his trouser snake and adds bleach instead of vodka to the bug sprayer. Half the team is rushed to the emergency room. It's no shocker to me that the ToeJammer girls stick around to practice scissor kicks and play tonsil hockey under the bush with any and all willing butches. Run for your lives shockers! Shockers win!

No need to play the game! SupaDupaDoucheyCreepBeards are far to skilled to allow this one to slip away, but what if??? Nope! Supa wins!

I am expecting to see white t-shirts and squirt guns for this game. Since I've heard nothing of it this week I'm guessing it's not going to happen. The spectator attendance goes from 100 to 2 if the theme is crushed. Ballics suck! Jacked Up finds a way to pull it out! Jacked Up wins!

Fat Kid said...

Growlers over Retirement Row - GB&D is so furious over going winless that Attorney Trainer takes a training class on contract law and proceeds to sue all the teams that beat them for not following the "official" GoKickball rulebook.

Green Team over TBN- The nuts go back to back weeks with shutouts in this low scoring game. Final score 1-0.

Ligers TIE PBC - im calling a tie. 2-2, the self absorbed, i mean self proclaimed new captain of the ligers, HandJob, has this team inspired. Unfortunately with no Peter its not enough for the win. But it is enough to tie PBC.

TJs over Shockers - Game of the week. Whatever the outcome, Shockers have been under the radar all year. Both teams use this game to prepare for the playoffs and both make it to the final (if on different brackets)

Supa- no need to mention who they are playing, its a joke. Supa wins without even showing up to the fields.

Jacked Up over Ballics- my wife is out of town so i get to sit next to Hess and be a creeper with him watching all the wet tshirts, life is good.

Chandler said...

Dan... do you mean Jammers win? Or Shockers win?

Chandler said...

Christian... no ties allowed. Haha. Griff used to try to do that all the time. I'm giving you PbC unless you tell me otherwise

Chandler said...

Growl - This will be the Growlers first losing season since July 2007, when they were called "Teachers Pet" (before they were the Yeagabombs). That's 9 seasons in a row without a losing record. All of it came crashing down with Rob's fragility. Sad. But historic. Growlers beat the shit out of Geriatrics, Broads and Defibrillators.


Yous Guys - Nate's inside information is that TBN sucks this season. Too bad that cat is out of the bag. Greenies win a close one because they've lost a few steps too.


Pitches be Douchey - PbC, sans Anne, finds another chick to throw douchey pitches. Deeks shows up angry since Todd won't let this game be "fun." Shocker Handjob Hippie Todd runs around the field before the game screaming motivational quotes with a full-mast erection. And then this happens:

Bull shows up on a Sunoco helicopter and immediately begins pumping oil into McKay Bay. Chandler and the rest of the Ligers play the entire game while spraying aerosol cans. Todd loses his erection and frantically tries to spread hippie-dust all over the field to help prevent the environmental disaster. But it's too late!! 70% of all wildlife in the region dies. The temperature this summer rises 0.01 degrees. The pH level of the oceans turn to pure acid. The Kraken is released. All the angels lose their wings. El Niño has poop sex with La Niña. Al Gore polishes his Nobel Prize medal. Polar bears quit drinking Coke in favor of Pepsi. The dinosaurs come out of hiding. All the aliens in the universe deny ever visiting Earth. God gives up on the human experiment, exclaiming "this isn't fun anymore," before going home to pout Maria-style. And John Connor never sends back Kyle Reese to protect his mother... because fuck it! Who wants to live on this shit-hole planet?

Pitches win!


NBA Jam - Thank god I'm playing during this game, and don't have to ref it. The Jamz win in full playoff mode.


Sup? - CJ walks the first 3 batters due to sidearm pitches being called balls. He eventually figures out you can throw fast with a slight curve underhand. Superbad pisses on the Honey Badger.


Lamar Odom - If the Super Soaker Wet T-Shirt game doesn't happen, I'm leaving early to go to the bar.

JD said...

Growlers over Guys & Balls.....If Ethel shows up with more new and better players and if the better Growlers get caught in traffic and crossfire, the Growlers will still win.

YLLLLL over Beer Nuts.....Not the Beer Nuts year.

PBC over Ligers....Yes, we're overrated, goof around too much and rarely stop at the proper base (Edwin, Dan, Seiler, Cassia, Me, Monius, Justin), but we're going to finish in first, so suck it. That's right.....Alicia Killa Zorrilla will finish in first, not Rubs, serious little ToeJammer, Mini-Todd, Shocker Rob, Frank, Creepy-Beard....all of you will be looking up at her and it's a magnificent view. Seiler goes out like a champion. A big, sweaty, liquored-up, champion.

Shockers over TJ's......This will be a completely opposite scene than our game with the Ligers. Shockers on a roll.

SuperBad over HoneyBadgers.....How many innings will Frank yell at Neil and their other deaf players? At least they won't be bothered by the music.

Alco's over Jacked Up......Jacked Up received some good legal advice from Guys & Balls and are leaving the league. TJ's will be reffing, to help them reinforce their decision.

Litman said...

growlers
drink
pbc
jammers
supa
ballics

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

Yep, I gotta change to PBC. Man I try to be funny. Try....

Chandler said...

Air the laundry!!!

FRANK said...

Great commentary fuckers... Unfortunately im lame today, but at least im winning.

Growl
YLL
Ligz
Jam
Soop
Alco

Mabancroft said...

TAHM is under the weather so I'll just make my picks so I can owe more beers to the league (fuck you ligers)

Growlers
YLL
Ligers (may as well go double or nothing)
Jammers
Superbad
Ballics

Jess said...

Growlers v. GBD
We haven’t been our usual Growler selves lately. Hoping to revive the Yeagabomb glory days tonight with a W over our Grandparents.

YLL v TBN
The combo of YLL’s hard pitching and fast fucker being out doesn’t bode well for TBN. Hopefully Nate doesn’t lose his cool like he did last week against the Jammers or else he might get his head photo-shopped onto the side of a volcano.

Ligers v. PBC
Is PBC really going to go undefeated? This is insanity.

Jammers v. Shockers
Game of the week. Shockers have a chance if sleeveless blondie really does kick it to the solar system or “into the parking lot” so that someone “is going to have an insurance claim b/c it’s going to smash their window” (another gem from last Thursday). Unfortunately (or fortunately for the people who park across the street) that doesn’t happen and Jammers win a close one.

HBHT v. Superbad
This should be a fun game. Despite their douchey reputation, Superbad was one of the most fun teams we played all season (even though only about 3 dressed up for our Party Rock theme). A good time is had by all but Supa crushes Honey Badgers.

Jacked up v. Ballics
Even though I’m not that interested in fucking the Jacked Up girls, I still wish the Super Soaker game would be on…so the guys can watch…of course. If only there was a way to get horses in on the action too. Wet t-shirts or not, Ballics win this one.

Alison said...

Offline at work. Picks from my phone so no commentary. 

Growlers
You Look Like I Need A Drink
Pitches Be Crazy
ToeJammers
SuperBad
Alcoballics
....water, water everywhere. Just sayin. You're welcome.

Griff said...

Dr. GreenThumb v. TBN -
Even "fun pitching" won't help the scoreboard in this one...YYL pulls out a squeeker.

Ligers v. PBC - **Upset alert** -
Interim Captain Tree-Hugger-Todd (ICTHT), listen up: You can pull the upset without your boyfriend Peter out of town. First of all...you need to activate Tourney Mode. Score a few runs early, and shift yourself to RCF. 
Optimal kicking order for maximum first-inning effectiveness:
1. Quick Silver
2. Party Paige
3. ICTNT (kick it to 2nd base)
4. Souder
5. HIJ Steve
6. Amber
7. Rollo
8. Mrs. Nate Leighton
9. Huffman
10. Danielle
11. Little Rollo

I can't recall who else is on your roster, but it probably doesn't matter...they'll most likely get banished next season. ALL That being said, PBC pulls out a close one. Congrats on the season title.


TJ's v. Shock -
Didn't have much for the TOTT this week, but here's an abridged version:
Toejammers                                                          Shockers                  
Team Strength:                                                      Team Strength:
Not one, but TWO Supermen                                    Not one, but (at least) TWO super hot chicks
Highest scoring offense (71 RF) in the league             2nd highest scoring offsense (64 RF)  in the league

Team Weakness:                                                    Team Weakness:
Haven't beaten a top-tier opponent yet                      31 of their 64 runs came against 2 teams: GB & D,  and HBHT
Held scoreless against Superbad                              Tied Thee Beernuts

Revenge Factor: Shockers spanked us in our 1st game last season as we were learning the names of all our Free Agents.

I'm picking yellow...or white..whatever our color is. Duh.


HBST v. SB -
Supa has a chance for another season title (ironically, with the help of the 1 team to beat them). My how far we've come...I remember just 8 short weeks ago everyone had written off SB after a 1-1-1 start while losing to the Ligers and tieing Team Grimmace in consecutive weeks. Look at you now...behind illegal pitching and peer-pressured non-forfeits, you have the #1 defense, and Frank wins the season picks for a second consecutive year. Congrats to doo-doo brown!

Jerked Off v. 'Ballics -
Heading to YOA early if this winds up being a regular kickball game. Although I wouldn't be surprised if the 'ballics sport some sort of bedazzled "Wet T-Shirt Runner Up" shirts tonight. Ballics go to therapy and get the W tonight.

Griff said...

**WITH your boyfriend out of town