Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Power Rankings - Week... 9?

That's right. Week 9. Just like we used to have before Tyrus took it away.

17 comments:

FRANK said...

I dont think Cj's pitches are any douchier than the girl from PBC's pitching. If we are going to make a jew rule about pitching, then we need to make a rule about the release point of when you pitch.. Same as the sidearm rule. She was releasing the ball at her waist, making it really bouncy, but as long as it touches/lands ON the plate, then it's legal.. We either need to just do a straight down the line, no speed pitch, or everything, as long as it doesn't cross above the imaginary horizontal line of an overhand pitch.

FRANK said...

people are always going to find a way to pitch douchey no matter how many rules we make up against it

Chandler said...

If the pitch doesn't look "fun", it's a ball.

FRANK said...

i like it.

RÜBS said...

so i had to urb.com "chunt," i think i should offended...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chunt


1. Chunt 304 up, 104 down
(N.) A short version of the word Chuntaro, meaning a Mexican Wetback or being tacky, Mexican-Style.
(V.) pertaining to Chuntaro.
Not to be confused with chunt pronounced chuh- unt, meaning a fat puss.
" Seriously,... Why does your mom got plastic over all of the couches. It's totally chunty, not to mention my balls keep sticking to it."

2. Chunt 150 up, 103 down
A short version for Chuntaro... not meaning Mexican Wetback but to call every LATINO a straight up Paisa.. meaning straight tacky from their country!!!
Damn you speak like a straight up Chunt!!!

3. chunt 10 up, 7 down
A chinese cunt. Preferably the chinese waitresses at china buffets that are rude to people.
That chunt would not give me a fortune cookie but still asked me for a tip!

4. Chunt 39 up, 46 down
Female equivalent of a choad, a virgina wider than it is deep.
Frank: "I was about to go down on a girl the other night when I saw she had a chunt, I got the hell out straight away 'cause it could have taken my whole face."
Bob: "Looks like the job for a choad then"

Chandler said...

Hahahahahahaha. All of them apply? Can't beat it?

JD said...

We've stayed out of this pitching nonsense. When several people watching the game wanted us to complain about CJ pitching sidearm, we told them we didn't care.....still don't

I do have an issue with Frank saying Anne was pitching douchey. This implies intent. All she did was roll the ball relatively slowly and the bouncing ones were called balls. To compare that to CJ's pitching is rediculous.

RÜBS said...

don't worry JD, we will complain enough THIS week to cover your non complaints from last week. WE WILL meet the quota!!!

FRANK said...

I dont think CJ's pitching is rediculous, or douchey, which if I dont think his are douchey, then I dont think Anne's is either. They are both different styles, in an effort for the other team to miss. Cj's arm never once went over the half way point between and underhand and overhand throw, and he really doesnt pitch fast at all, yeah it curves, but again its just another style of pitching, just like Annes..

JD said...

I don't think having a girl roll a slow straight ball is an effort to make the other team miss. Again, I don't care how the other team wants to pitch, but I don't think the drinking kickball would be as much fun if it was a bunch of pitcher duels.

Nate Dawg said...

Frank you are smoking crack to say that the way Anne pitches and the way CJ pitches is the same difficulty!!! Maybe it is because you dont kick against CJ? But I've faced both and its is exponentially harder to kick off of CJ.

FRANK said...

Either way, it's not pitching right down the plate. She pitches it intentionally bouncy so people will pop up. Same thing with CJ. He pitches it curvy so people will strike out. Im just saying, if we're going to make people pitch it a certain way, make it across the board.. Like either you keep it open to everyone to pitch how they want, or everyone has to pitch it straight down the pipe, no bouncing. Im fine with it either way. Just let a brotha know.

E-FLO said...

I think we should just pitch to ourselves...#FUCKTHAT SHIT...

Jared said...

I'm curious as to what would cause a rule to be classified as a "jew rule"?

RÜBS said...

Finally! i was waiting for that. thanks Jared. i was starting to think i was the only one seeing which was making me uncomfortable!

DanPBC said...

We should start placing the ball on a tee allowing for maximum fun and gayness.

Anne rolls the ball down the middle unfortunately we don't play on a smooth playing surface, hence the oh so well planned bounces to force pop ups.

FRANK said...

Sorry, it was meant to say new, but welcome back to the blog Jared the Jew police!