Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Your Answers



A special early morning post from the Commish.

Hey guys! Thank you for all the insightful questions posted via my "Ask the Commish" column. I will do my best to do it justice (sips cup of coffee spiked with Irish Rose).

@Yella- The Beer Jam Belt, one of the most esteemed trophies in local kickball lore, is a hard award to give up. Perhaps in anticipation of losing Nate crack flossed it. Spray Simply Green or Fabuloso and wipe. Maybe a little Fabreeze. It will be as good as new.  

@Smooty- The miracle of life can come in many forms. In many cases, it comes down to bourbon and bad decision making. Just sayin.

@Fat Kid- Going to my mom's house tonight for dinner, so whatever she's making.

@Jess- The reason I love Cookies n' Cream pudding shots so much is because it taste like the smooth, creamy ice cream version that I love with the sharp kick in the face of cake vodka. I plan on eating 20 of them on Saturday, then passing out at Stoney's. Looking forward to new flavors as well   ;  )

@Hot Tub Party Todd (aka Hand Job, aka the league's best calves)- There's no reason to believe you couldn't. I'm fine with it. If it turns out you can't, I'll let you know beforehand.

7 comments:

Jess said...

late submission - who is gonna take home the trophy Saturday?

Johnny said...

It's all about match-ups. More than talent. Your best bet is to be on the side of the bracket with teams that will get hammered throughout the day. It's hard getting up for a 3:00 pm game when you've been hitting hard since 11 am.

Nate Dawg said...

TJ'ers over Supa. Bc Supa is hammered and the Yella's have been crushing water and gatorade all day.

Jess said...

still doesn't answer the question johnny...

JD said...

Once again you've overstepped your authority, Johnny. What gives you the right to name the league's best calves? I would put Justin's calves against Todd's anyday....they're spectacular.

RÜBS said...

why are ya'll talking about dude-calves?

Johnny said...

My position as commish will not allow me to publicly endorse one team over another.

And I'll have to check out Justin's calves for verification on their elite status.