Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Ask the Commish!


With the Fall season approaching, I thought I'd take a little time to answer any questions you have about life, the upcoming seasons, the She-wee, my covert trip into WAKA country, whatever you got.

As always, I'll try to answer as honestly as possible.

Ask away!

22 comments:

Silky Johnson said...

Has Tyrus lost any weight over the past year and a half?

Smooty said...

How do you get that "Dead Hooker Smell" out of the trunk of your vehicle?

Johnny said...

@Silky- If by Tyrus, you mean the big guy than I guess not. Although, I didn't know him previously so I'm not really sure.

@Smooty- Fabuloso. You can get it at Family Dollar. Cleans everything. You can also use it for your kitchen counters.

By the way, Silky is my cousin.

Nate Dawg said...

When do you think we will have access to fields that will accomodate 16 teams. Or do we even want to have 16 teams? If we did have the larger fields with 12 teams we wouldnt need the early time slot, which I know many would appreciate.

E-FLO said...

Why weren't all the teams contacted regarding changing the Tourney date prior to it being changed?

Nate Dawg said...

Because those teams don't matter Eflo...(and yes my team was not contacted either)

Chandler said...

Nate... You and MJ wanted the change. And made it publically known. Do you really need to be contacted?

Florian said...

When will Chandler finally get kicked out of this league. I can't stand that guy!

E-FLO said...

That's bushleague...

Chandler said...

Not really. The tourney had to be moved anyway once the league decided to skip Aug 30th due to the road closures during the RNC.

So it's all a moot point.

JD said...

Will PBC be allowed to have our traditional "Racial Insensitivity" themed games? They were banned by WAKA.

Griff said...

What ended up being the fallout of what went down on tourney day with the Doc Nance management?

I take it since we are back at DeSoto this season we lost our hopes of moving back over there...

Nate Dawg said...

Wow didnt know it was changed for me. Preesh.

Chandler said...

What Nate wants... Nate gets.

And Queen Jess.

Johnny said...

All good questions:

@Nate Dawg- It's my goal to have 16-team league in the next couple of seasons. Obviously, finding a field to accomodate this is key. I hear what you are saying about the time slots and so that will be taken into consideration as well.

@E-Flo- It wasn't my intent to change the date at all and the mistake I made was putting out the original date too soon. However two factors came in to play that I had not considered prior to changing the EOS tourney date from the 3rd to the 10th. One, the potential issues that people will have traveling during RNC. Thought long and hard about this one and decided it was for the best to cancel games, which means the regular season would end on Nov. 8th. Also, a number of people approached me and said that large segments of their teams would not be able to attend the tournament on Nov. 3rd. Obviously, the decision sucks.

@Florian- Yeah, Chandler's on borrowed time.

@JD- So long as white folks are lampooned equally.

@Griff- Nothing and everything. While nothing was said after our tournament. I wouldn't say that I'm comfortable asking to rent the field again. They are likely not an option for us anymore. And that's fine. Quite frankly, they've been horrible to work with. Bathrooms locked up during game times, fences locked when we were supposed to be there. Double booking us with snitching baseball players and the lights were knocked out for all but two weeks of our first season there.

I will say though that going forward we will have to be more careful of our open alcohol consumption. I'm not trying to ruin anybody's fun but I see someone drinking out of a beer can every week, which is nonsense.

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

I'd like to bring my HOT TUB down to Desoto, however, it loses half of it's water on route. Can you arrange it to be air-lifted to the fields weekly so I can bask in Liger victory, while pleasuring my senses in 104 degree paradise? Ty was gracious enough to so this for me in my past WAKA season so I do not see why it can't be done at GOKickball.

Jess said...

That's right, I single-handedly got the tournament moved. YOU'RE WELCOME GATORS

Johnny said...

@Hot Tub Party Todd- Have your people call my people. I'll arrange for pick up.

@Jess- And of course, it's all your fault.

Nate Dawg said...

See Chan, had nothing to do with me. Jess speaks and shit happens.

MJ said...

What's up with YOA's A/C (or lack thereof) ???

MJ said...

(They make a mean hamburger pizza tho w/ specialty toppings)

Nate Dawg said...

What ever happened with looking at a new sponsor bar? So fucking hot last night at YOA.