Friday, September 14, 2012

Growlers forget how to play kickball but get bargaining chip

Welp, yesterday sucked. I'm not exactly sure what happened. It was all a blur that ended in a 9-2 routing by the Shockers. We couldn't kick, we certainly couldn't make any defensive plays - it was like it was our first game of kickball. Yikes!

The only redeeming factor of the night is we now have a ransom for our precious trophy.

I originally asked the Sit on My Base pitcher, Anthony, to borrow their Tailgater block rocker purely with good intentions. Robes was out of town and we needed some music to pump us up during the game! The Summer trophy was the farthest thing from our minds until Tony, the ref for our game, asks me (after it was 8-0 through 3 innings) "So you guys are the Summer Champs?" half snidely, half genuinely wondering how it could be possible that this team won last season. Before that, we couldn't have cared less about the trophy. After all, we have a few more at home and were expecting more to come. But after yesterday's performance there are doubts if we will even win a game this season, let alone an entire tournament! So we would like to offer the Blue Barracudas/SitonMyBasers their nice, new Tailgater (as seen below) in return for our Summer Trophy. Suckaaaasssssss





3 comments:

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

sweet, I may not owe any drinks then. Once lazy ass will post the final results, we'll know. Oh, and sorry growlers, shockers are a pretty intense competitive team

YellowBird said...

I had nothing to do with your trophy being stolen, but I did rub my balls on it before it went missing. Not sure if that's really relevant information or not, but there you go.

Smooty said...

Hess, it would probably be a shorter list if you named the things that you "didn't" rub your balls on.