Sunday, October 21, 2012

Ligers call up Uncle Sam; maul Jacked Oops

Ligers rolled to an easy victory Thursday night in a lovely autumn Tampa evening.  The night started off perfect, I just finished cleaning my gun & writing my monthly encouragement letter to my congressional representative when I thought with such nice weather, I should ride my motorcycle in.  Being that the Ligers planned a patriotic theme night, I thought it’d be perfect if I took the POW MIA flag off of the Hog and geared up with two American flags. 
The extra flaggage paid off.  Ligers brought the O.  The D, not so much, but fortunately Junked Up forgot how to run bases and left like 3 runs meandering somewhere between 3rd & home.  Liger base running was a clear difference maker, we were so in command that at one point Chandler was moving sections of Jacked UP with him as he’d cruised safely from base to base.  Litman’s running somewhat compensated for that as he has found himself unable to perpetually squeeze out extra bases (pegged out twice at home).  Souder Kicked a home run, which has become routine practice for him this season.  One thing I happened to notice during the game, Jacked up Girls did not live up to the Reputation that DPT has given them throughout the past year.  Well at least not when put next to our Ligerettes: Ligers are rocking a line-up completely stacked with “1’s”, except for some chick on our team that thought it’d be a great idea to wear a wrestling singlet.  That seriously limped my half-chub.  It was neither sexy nor patriotic.  Every kickball week I look forward to seeing a bunch of drunk girls get all sexy looking and run around giggly at their athletic inabilities.  Not to see Litman flaunting Daisy dukes, and then this Hottie wearing leftover laundry of the Plant High school wrestling Squad.   Other than that, we capped off the evening singing “Proud to be an American”. 

Now go make your picks for this week.

11 comments:

Nate Dawg said...

I cant tell if Todd loves his team or hates them...probably somewhere inbetween?

Chandler said...

He did just call Julie a 0... which is completely ridiculous. She's a 1 all the way.

Alison said...

Todd loves AND hates them. For sure. I think he loves plenty of aspects of the Ligers and kickball, but that some of the people on his team bug the shiz out of him to no end.

He did call Julie a "hottie" later on in the recap, though.

Smithkey said...

What is American about riding a foreign made crotch rocket?

Chandler said...

Those flags were probably made in China too...

Nate Dawg said...

Or Korea

bull said...

I'm sure its all made out of recycled hippie shit

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

Like Romney and all of his supporters.... Chandler read the official transcript.

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

Julie is part of the line-up ..."completely stacked with "1's""....
and "....a Hottie dressed...."
that's Hottie, with a capital "H".

....not that I didn't expect your republican ass wouldn't need some fact-checking, but dude, come on, it's Julie we're talking about here, and both your and my libidos were disappointed in her wearing a Camel-toe inducing singlet.

Chandler said...

Julie is a 1 no matter what she's wearing. Even if it's Litman's singlet.

And who doesn't like a good camel toe? Clearly someone who hates freedom.

Nate Dawg said...

Not really sure how you are helping your cause Todd...Obama is losing supporters...