Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Newest GorecHate Rankings

UPDATED: Click on this post to view my game recap from last night. Wanna get you all's opinion on what I believe I found the biggest team of douche's ever assembled on one team...

Enjoy. Except for the anonymous shout box person who said I forget to post these and they're not funny. I welcome you to expose your identity as I'm sure you contribute this this blog soooo much.



19 comments:

J.W. said...

Bout damn time. I figured with your old age you were forgetting about me. Why don't you ever give a shout out to the voice to text technology that allows you to post these rankings when otherwise your old, frail body would crumble while trying to type?

M. Gorecki said...

Huh? Speak up Sonny! Whats this voice to text stuff ur talking about? According to Chan I use a Jitterbug phone lol.

You heading to Fl-Ga game? If so lemme know where you're tailgating. I'll come eat some of your food and drink your beer, as long as you leave some for me Fatass!

Go Gators.

J.W. said...

Trying to get up there, but you know the food and beer will be gone by the time I manage my way through traffic after work on Saturday. Wonder if the Muschamp helmet I got at the golf tournament would have gotten more than just my bid at this point in the season?

M. Gorecki said...

Can't gain any more value than your official bid of "Priceless!"

Msg me if you are heading up there!

Nate Dawg said...

JW has more athletic ability in his pinky than you have in your entire body Mike, even if he is a little bit on the bigger side.

I'll say it all day, the Cardinals have won more playoff games than any other team in MLB since 2004. Has won a WS in 2006 and 2011 and played in another in 2004. Am I ok with the Cardinals blowing a 3-1 lead? No of course not but I know they will be back in the playoffs again next year. Something you cannot say about your shitty Brewers.

Who said that your team is only a success if they win a Championship? If that is the only way you are happy then you are going to live a pretty sad life. Cant wait for FSU to beat UF in a month and crush Florida's Nat'l title hopes...not that they will have a shot at getting there anyways because they will get stomped by Alabama in the SEC Championship game.

PS no commentary on how you lost your kickball game for your team last night?

Litman said...

He didn't want to let us all know they had a hula hoop competition at their kickball game in Atlanta out of fear that we would make even more fun of him. I saw the fucking hula hoop picture Goresuckie!
PS. The Vegas death odds has already been brought up by Smithkey...He said there is a 10% chance I don't make it back from our cruise on Nov 1. I hope your stomach churns with guilt if I don't come back and move my fat ass up the power rankings some more.

Chandler said...

Litman... if you die can I have your deer head?

Captain said...

My guess is that Gorecki uses Dragon to help through his arthritic typing problems.

And I will take the blame for that 2 run loss; after going 0-3, with 4 left on base with 0 or 1 out each try.

Side Note: My only Gorecki memory- He was playing 3rd Base and I kicked it to him. By the time his Johnny Damon noodle toss made it passed the pitcher, I was already standing on second.

Capt. BeardFace

Litman said...

Yes

Nate Dawg said...

Beardface - that sounds like Gorecki...

Smithkey said...

Brutal

M. Gorecki said...

What? You guys want my game recap from yesterday? (We play Wed nights Nate not Tues, get with the program)On with the recap!

I didnt earn a virtual (or real) game ball/trophy last night as once again the Sloppy Gators had only 7 ppl show up. Defense was a lil better where after 4 innings the score was 8-0 (Note it was 16-2 last week after 2 innings when we also only had 7 ppl show).

The opposing team is ranked #1 in the standings and after the game I raank them #1 in douchbaggery. In the 5th inning (mind u score is 8-0) one of the guys bunts (douch move #1) and it stops literally 2 feet in front of the plate. Given we have no catcher (douche move #2 since he knew this), I have to run up to it and normally just run back to the mound to freeze the play with him on first. This guy continues to round to 2nd base (douch move #3) so i try and throw him out but the girl on 2nd drops the ball. He then continues to run around her and shes scrambling to get the ball and heads towards third (douch move #4). Our 3rd baseman is also a girl and she unintentionally blocks the plate as she waits for the ball. The guy holds up on 3rd after he had to "0slow down" due to our 3rd baseman and goes "Man if she wasnt blocking the plate I could've made it to home!" Realy dude? You're proud of a 2 foot MUNT kick and taking advantage of a team that has 3 guys and 4 girls playing the field? He of course scores on the next play as someone did a sac fly and the game continues where we lose someteen to 3. Side note we scored all 3 runs in the last inning mostly due to their field errors and they yelled at their players for messing up. This by far has been the biggest team of douchbags I've ever seen assembled to play a game of kickball.
Feel free to give your opinions.
BTW another sidenote, all 7 of our teammates went to the bar after the game. Id rather be on a losing team and have fun with my team than take this game all serious and play on that team.
GorecRant Out.

Smithkey said...

Don't care

Chandler said...

Smithkey - 1
Gorecki - 0
Caring - 0

Nate Dawg said...

Yup when I asked for a recap I didnt care what day you played on or an actual recap. Just wanted to see if you took the actual time out of your day to give us a recap of your team getting analy raped on the fields....again. I would probably HAVE to go to the bar every week too if my team was getting beat that bad. I just picture a bunch of mini-Gorecki's on your team kinda like mini-Ditka's but instead of bringing excellence they drop balls and kick infield pop flys.

Supa CJ said...

if you knew how to pitch you wouldnt have dudes bunting on you, but i would have pegged that dude in the head instead of trying to throw it to a base. just sayin.

Nate Dawg said...

CJ - that is because you are a good kickball player, Mike is not...just sayin'

Litman said...

Why did you share this with us? Put me on the not caring list as well.

DanPBC said...

His attempt to peg the man in the face would have fallen short CJ. You must have forgotten about his old man frame and lack of athletic ability. I will agree that is douchebaggery. I did witness the Growlers intentioanlly walk one of our guys once though. My 1st attempt at making the standings.