PBC v JackedUp recap

For years, we had strict requirements for our pitchers. You either had to be an Asian male or give off strong lesbian vibes. That policy had served us well. Already in consideration for the worst manager of all time, Josh went into panic mode and gave Justin the first start of his career. Despite Barry's tight strike zone, Justin painted the corners and gave up only 1 unearned-run over 7 innings. The only run came after Will brutally attacked me while I was running after a bad throw. On offense, we were agressive on the base paths. It cost us early when Eryca got nailed at third after somehow overrunning the base while going 0.0027 mph. Michelle made up for it, by somehow sliding in ahead of a throw going 0.0041 mph.  Despite Will's cheating ways, God's choosen team prevailed. Kelly Jo shoved me after the game.