Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Picks - THURSDAY

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Thursday's picks can go here. Write down funny things.

Pick at least one of the following upsets:

Beer Nuts
Sit on My Base
JaMP
Jacked Up

34 comments:

Jack from Off Constantly said...

Are we not an upset pick yet?

Chandler said...

almost

Nate Dawg said...

Vegas has OC favored by 0.5

J.W. said...

They really buy into Beardface's vow to become more Beardface-esque and lead our team to victory. Look out Superbad, we're going to talk some shit and yell at refs. Who's reffing our game? They should look out, too.

Nate Dawg said...

A little preview, I am picking OC. Brian is reffing your game, I dodged that one and I am reffing the Shockers v JatMP blowout in that time slot.

Nate Dawg said...

TBN vs. Growlers
We got a shot…I think…hoping some key Growlers *cough* Brian *cough* don’t show up. Plus unlike Gorecki I “Believe in my team!”

SoMB vs. Jammers
Jammers win big. Yawn.

Pounders vs. Shovers
New team shoves their competition to the ground, figuratively and literally.

OC vs. SuperFun
Supa concentrates too hard on having fun and partying. They have their music up so loud that they cannot hear Johnny telling them to start their game causing them to forfeit. Or OC takes advantage of the super-random lineup/fielding positions and wins a close one. I think Supa is the only team in the league that can do a random lineup and consistently win. Props.
PS Joe – Aaron Rodgers told me to tell you “Sup”

Jacked Up vs. Ligers
There is word of a Patriotic “America” theme coming from the Liger camp. Hope that means the song from ‘Team America’ will be playing on a loop. America wins…like usual.

Ballics vs. PBC
It only took them 7 weeks or 4 games to get warmed up but PBC is playing at a high level…well a high enough level to beat the Ballics anyways. Suck it Gorecki. E-Flo I don’t recommend starting SJax this week.

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...


TBN vs. Growlers
Best bet for an underdog this week.
TBN

SoMB vs. Jammers
I got to know Christian a little better this week, apparently, he used to be a complete Hitler in Kickball… then I figured he go hurt and couldn’t back it up anymore…. Which is more than I can say for the ones on the team who did get hurt and continue to mount Blitzkrieg on the field and.
Jammers

Pounders vs. Shovers
Shockers should try and have fun n this game, it’s a freebie…. But from my experience on the team, any attempt will quickly be squashed by a roided 3rd baseman trying to maintain a shut out for better play off standing.
Shovers

OC vs. SuperFun
If Ligers tied…. OC should as well.
OC

Jacked Up vs. Ligers
Ligers gettin’ all patriotic…. Putting their political differences aside for the betterment of the country as a whole and encouraging Jacked Up girls to show up flaunting American Flag Bikinis.
Ligers

Ballics vs. PBC
These 2 teams of been uncharacteristically boring this season….
PBC

Captain said...

Growler def TBN - Having already beaten TBN 5-2 in the make up week next Monday, I know this will be quite competitive. But Growl edges it out. May as well remind all, OC def Growl Week 1, 6-4.

Toe Jam def SoMB - Have fun, SoMB. I expect a double shot of the hooch while I ref your game, Yella.

Shockers def Jose and the Moundpounders - Too bad I keep missing all the fun of these shoving people theme games.

OC def SuperBad - If we don't start winning soon, people won't be able to function; with all the masturbating they would be doing.

Jacked Up def Ligers - I was going to pick the Ligers just so Chan would force the upset against his team this week.

PBC def Alco's - I foresee the PBC in the 6 spot of the Power Rankings after this win. Good job.

BeardFace wins 3 beers.

Paul said...

OC beat Growl week 1 6-4??? Are we making up scores for games that never happened? Is that the new thing?

Smooty said...

Sweet! If we're making shit up, then I actually played that game and kicked 4 home runs and we won 28-0. GO GROWLERS!!!

Nate Dawg said...

Hope that TBN can win the tourney this year like we did in the previous 3 seasons. Back to back to back like Tom Emanski's instructional baseball teams.

Paul said...

Week 2.75 Fragglerock beat the Toejammers 25-0

Litman said...

TBN
JAMMERS
SHOCKERS
OC
LIGERS
PBC

Chandler said...

Growlers - Jess vs. Faz. Jess gets the victory... but then has to sleep in a chair without any Steak N' Shake. Hmm, I should get a Frisco Melt for lunch today.

Jammers - SoMB should seriously just skip this game and go to the bar.

Shockers - Jose and his brother Jos-B get pushed around. Literally, figuratively and metaphorically.

OC - Having Matt P. on your team and telling the league that you don't argue calls is like forming a team with Walt Disney and Henry Ford, and then telling everyone you don't actually hate Jews.

Jacked Up - I'd actually pick my own team if we weren't forced to select an upset. And well... I don't believe in my team.

Pitches - Has E-Flo eaten his new puppy yet? Pitches win since their pop-ups will probably go to Teneille.

Paul said...

Growlers over TBN. I'm happy to be playing in game that most people will use for their upset pick. Growler win = 3 straight weeks of winning picks.

Jammers
Shockers
Superbad
Jacked Up
Ballics

Fat Kid said...

mmMmmmm...frisco melt.....

Supa CJ said...

TBN takes the win as Nate Dawgs running coach shows up to give heplful running tips to them. this increases there speed on the field and basebaths. Growlers are shoved down by the sonic boom of speed.

Jammers work on the basics for the win as they prepair for monday night Supa/Rubs theme of randomness. Rubs tries to shove someone down on his face.


Shockers begainners luck continues as they shove Jose down his mound.


Supa beats Off Constantly, im not pitching, in single, what else do i have better to do.

Ligers grease up Reid to improve his resistance to friction on grass and they slide under Jacked Up for the win. Maria shoves everyone as she some how mixed in some hateraide into her jello shots.


Ballics take the win with E-Flo and his puppy power as Josh is still searching for the winning formula. Deeks shoves Josh for not listening to him.

Smooty said...

Growlers
ToeJammers
Shockers
OC
Jacked Up
PBC

FRANK said...

3rd Grade Grammar shoved CJ on through to 4th grade P.E. class

Nate Dawg said...

^^^Hahahaha I was thinking the same thing Frank...but he had some funny ish in there. Move him on up to 5th Grade Art.

Supa CJ said...

true true. i got hooked on chronic instead of hooked on phonics.

Nate Dawg said...

Sounds about right...

JD said...

Growlers d B-nuts
Obnoxious Gator fans v Obnoxious Cardinal fans. Nobody is a winner.

TJ d SOMB
Sockers d Jose

OC d SB
Frank on impending parenthood "I gotta behave and shit."
Beardface d CJ in Creepiest Single Guy contest, but it's close. Winner faces Josh.

JU d Ligers
I have seen Litman's balls on back-to-back weekends. I am making bad life decisions.

PBC d Ballics
We have Justin. That's all we need.

J.W. said...

I'll take Deeks' picks, plus the Rookies of the Year at Shoving, minus Litman's balls.

No commentary today. Sorry, world.

Mabancroft said...

TBN vs. Growlers
SoMB vs. Jammers
Pounders vs. Shockers
OC vs. SB
Jacked Up vs. Ligers
Ballics vs. PBC

Fat Kid said...

i'll take matt's picks

Smithkey said...

Give me CJ's picks

Jess said...

Upset pick sucks ass. No commentary sucks even more ass.


Chandler and Beardface's picks

THE_Dawson said...

Growlers
Jammers
Shockers
Supa
Jacked
Ballics

Chandler said...

Why is it that all the ToeJammers have the exact same picks... and then none of them will show up to the bar anyway?

Alison said...

THEE Beer Nuts v. Growlers
Battle of the catchers!!! In a matchup reminiscent Spy v. Spy Jess and Chris face off behind the plate. Both of these teams know how to drink so this will likely be the most fun game of the evening. Yeager dilutes beer and feisty beats fast. Growlers take the W but I don’t expect a blowout.

Sit On My Base v. ToeJammers
Blowout. SOMB sits on bases in protest to side-arm-ish pitching. Kickball Hitler forces them all off his homefield and over to a camp on the sidelines. Some are never seen again.

Jose and the Moundpounders v. Shockers
The Mounds don’t mind being pounded but they don’t take too kindly to shoving. Wouldn’t mind seeing someone get thrown out of this game. Don’t even care which team they’re from. Tony was close last week so I’m really hoping he pulls that trigger during this game. Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacob!

Off Constantly v. SuperBad
Most bipolar game of the week. Neither team can decide if they want to be fun or dicks. Unfortunately for the refs no one took their anti-insane pills and this game is all over the map--people are yelling, laughing, arguing, and putting down some drinks. Spectators watch the mess unfold but no one wants to get involved so just back away slowly. The actual game could go either way but now that Supa has their Ginger Power back à la Missy I’m going to give them the edge.

Ligers v. Jacked Up
I would normally pick the Ligers here since Bull invented freedom, but I’ll take Jacked Up for my upset pick. I think they have a decent chance of putting enough runs against the Ligers if their errors are in my favor. And while we’re all in favor of America, let’s hope the recycling bins are out this week. I don’t want Eco Todd turning into Todd Kaczynski when someone on the Ligers inevitably shows up as a “patriotic” oil rig, baby seal furrier, or as Al Gore’s carbon credits.

Pitches Be Crazy v. Alcoballics
I really don’t know on this one. If PBC is off their game the Ballics could take it but if they play well and the Ballics have no room for errors then the we are screwed. I guess I’ll go with PBC—I haven’t seen Deeks’ family in a minute (Hi Nate!) but you never know when Lucifer will return. Win-win for me with this pick anyway.


Happy Alaska Day!!!

Chandler said...

No upset picked. You're getting Jacked Up.

Chandler said...

Nevermind. I just read your bolded picks before reading your actual commentary. You're taking JU anyway.

Alison said...

Oops. Yeah, bolded the wrong one. I always meant to take Jacked Up.