Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Picks - Week 8

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Make them. Make us laugh. Pick an upset:

Ligers
Jose and the No-Shows
Beer Nuts
Jacked Up
SoMB
Pitches be Crazy

13 comments:

Litman said...

Shockers
OC
TBN
Growlers
Ballics
Supa

Nate Dawg said...

Same picks as Litman.

Smooty said...

Shockers over Ligers
This one is going to be a replay of what happened with Mr. Scruffles and the Geese at “festizzle”. The part of Mr. Scruffles will be played by the Shockers, and the Geese will be played by the Ligers. In case any of you don’t understand what I’m saying: The Shockers are going to have their way with the Ligers. Shockers win.

OC over JatMP
OC wins by forfeit. Rumor has it that Jose misses the game because he is buying leopard skin seat covers and a Jesus air freshener for his low-rider El Camino. Off Constantly wins.

ToeJammers over Beer Nuts
No way theToeJammers can lose two in a row, especially when a gaudy belt from the “Gay Batman Collection” is on the line. ToeJammers win.

Growlers over Jacked Up
The only way that the Growlers could lose this one is if Chandler was at 1st base doing some of his “douchey” reffing. He knows that I’ll cock-punch him if that ever happens again. Growlers win.

Ballics over SomB
Every time that I pick the Ballics to win, they lose. So I’m picking them to win this week. Sorry Ballics, you let me (and America) down last week.

PBC over Superbad
Superbad went from Superbad to Superbadass last week. Knowing that they still have “it” after the ass kicking last week, Superbad takes their foot off the gas and PBC takes advantage. PBC with an upset victory.

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

Ligers over Shockers
Tough week for underdog bets, this one’s just as good as the others. Inside information from shocker camp has indicated some key vacancies, however, coming from captain cut-throat Rob, who will even trade himself to win, this might as well be mis-information. On the Liger’s side, Litman’s out. Litman’s been the wild card this season, you don’t know if he’s going to show up after half a bottle of jack and ready to shit the bed, or semi-buzzed and making great diving catches and decent kicks. With less uncertainty, Ligers could add the numbers up just right to win. With me packing the “Happy Hand”, Halloween passing, and the anniversary of ANTI-WAKA day, this is the perfect Trifecta for a Liger win.

OC over JatMP
OC wins by forfeit. It was disappointing to see them go the way every pink team goes, they were young, attractive, they could’ve been the next Jacked Up,.

ToeJammers over Beer Nuts
No way theToeJammers can lose. Rowdies season just ended, so Jamers connection to the team will probably yield a mysterious ringer on the field. (no joke, the KBS side of ToeJs have done this)….. so long as there is no USA Women’s Gymnastics or USA Men’s Figure-Skating signing event going on that night to pull the largely metrosexual team from the field.

Growlers over Jacked Up
Is Matt still in Crutches? He is? OK. Growlers win.

Ballics over SomB
America won last week, Ballics lost. Both sides were getting ugly in a close contest…. With Liger-Ballic rivalry carrying over off the field as well. Victorious Liger-Ballic teams this week will heal all wounds in their weekly Orgy Party on Friday Night in Tragic Mike’s Hot Tub.

Superbad over PBC
Alicia’s been gearing up all season for this. Let the drama begin. Will Sheriff Missy make an appearance?

Paul said...

Ligers over Shockers - I know I'm going against what I said earlier and picking against the Shockers. 1)I need to catch Smooty in the overall rankings 2)A Shocker loss makes the regular season championship interesting.

OC over JaMP - Word around the block is that Jose is mad about their official acronym (believes its should be JOANTHMOPOS, so they quit midway through the season.

Jammers over Beer Nuts - Missed my team's victory over the Jammers last week, but I can only assume their typical two-a-day trainings turned into three-a-days this week.

Growlers over Jack-up - I've bet on enough football to see a "trap game" coming. Won't be shocked if we only eek out a win.

Ballics over SomB - Fart Noise

Superbad over PBC - Should be an easy win for Superbad, but you never know with the SuperFunRandom stuff

trinihic said...

same as Litmans... wow the day has arrived... Hope you guys come back in one piece Brian!!! lol

Litman said...

We're at the port. Good buzzzzzz. Boom

J.W. said...

Ligers v Shockers

With the big election coming up and a game against the Shockers this evening, Angry Todd will seek to advance his liberal propaganda by encouraging same sex shocking. While the ladies of each team will enjoy this new (for at least some of them) experience, Angry Todd will become infuriated that God's design of the male anatomy has actually prohibited man on man shocking, and therefore destroyed his hopes and dreams. Infuriated Todd then pops the kickball using his strongest shocking hand and Shockers win by forfeit.

OC v JaMP

I think Jose will show up for this game, which is kind of disappointing because I'm not going to be able to play tonight. Despite my absence, OC will beat JaMP like Sandy beat New Jersey. (too soon?)

Jammers v Beer Nuts

Can't top the gay belt joke. Jammers

Growlers v Jacked up

Growlers are starting to get on a late season roll, and who didn't see that coming? Jacked Up has as much of a chance in this game as they did against the OC.... Oh wait. Still, Growlers win by a lot.

Ballics v SomB

Here's what I don't get: SomB has some good players on their team, but they never seem to be able to come close to winning. Doesn't that have to end at some point? No? Don't I have to pick an upset anyway? Yes? Damn. SomB for my forced upset pick.

Superbad v PBC

Superbad is getting CJ tuned up for the playoffs. PBC spent too much of the season looking for the right speed training regiment for their girls instead of just picking one and going with it. Superbad with the clear advantage in this game.

Check ya later dick holes,

Jack from OC

PS GORECKI'S OLD!

(gotta stay in the top 5...)

JD said...

Shockers d Ligers

OC d Assholes who didn't show up and didn't have the fucking common courtesy to let the other team know before some of them drove from St. Pete to kick a fucking soccer ball around with Todd on a Bucs game night. I’ve got shit to do and take time out of my schedule to play a little kball as a distraction, not to drive to the ghetto to fucking carry Litman and Robin around on my shoulders. Seriously, why is this least bit of courtesy so fucking rare in this society. Have no clue who this fucking team is, but they are simply dicks. In summary, OC over AWDSUADHTFCCTLTOTKBSOTDFSPTKAFSBAWTOABGNIGSTDATTOOMSTPALKAADNTDTTGTFCLARAOMYSSWITLBOCSFRITSHNCWTFTIBTASD.

TJ d TBN
Grrr d JU
SOMB d Ballics
SB d PBC

Chandler said...

Shocks - President Todd knew of a possible Shocker attack for weeks, yet he refused requests for increased security. The Ligers are massacred in an organized strike. Todd then blames the loss on Geoff's Tragic Mike poster.

OCs - Bye week for OC. Even if JaMP shows up.

Jams - Nate is slowed down by Tawny Port. TBN beer-shits the bed.

Growls - Queen Jess didn't waste any time... coming back to the States and immediately leaving Florida (again). No worries. Growlers don't need her to beat JU.

Balls - Two teams that used to dominate the bar... but now they just dominate sucking at kickball. Someone has to win! 'Ballics?

PbCs - Justin rolls out the red carpet, boots the red ball, and owes a bunch of us $20.

Alison said...

Ligers v. Shockers
Debating on this one or the Beer Jam for my upset pick. I’ve seen the Ligers put together some good plays this season but I’m going to pick the Shockers to take this one. Jokes? No. There is nothing funny about playing the Shockers.

Jose and the Moundpounders v. Off Constantly
Beardface is done with his mayoral duty of protecting DI from Hurricane Sandy with the secret reverse hurricane magnet. I don’t care what the weatherman says about the track of that storm…Beardface kept the Island safe once again. The OC celebrates with a victory.

THEE Beer Nuts v. ToeJammers
With more on the line I’m going to pick TBN for the possible upset here. The Jammers have been having a good season but a tie to the Ballics opens the door just slightly for TBN to push through.

Growlers v. Jacked Up
No way the Growlers lose this one. Jacked Up is fun, but with a lot less bikinis on the field this season the Growlers won’t be distracted.

Sit On My Base v. Alcoballics
Alcoballics win this one as long as they don’t get a few runs ahead and then ‘Ballic it away in an error-ridden inning. Predicted bar attendance after a late game: low with a chance of lameness.

Superbad v. Pitches Be Crazy
I don’t see Supa losing this one. Especially now that they’re in pre-tourney mode. With an opponent to play this week Deeks is once again lovable.

THE_Dawson said...

Shockers
OC
Jammers
Growlers
SOMB - Are they an upset pick? I do not see them listed, but JW and JD picked them.
Supa- if SOMB counts as an upset pick- if not you can switch this one to PBC.

Mabancroft said...

Chandlers picks.