Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Picks from Peru!

True I missed Mondays picks, Alison, but no way I would miss two in a row! My body might be on a different continent but my mind is always on Desoto Park! I am however, typing on a weird ass keyboard and I cant figure out how to make apostrophes and it says every word I type is typo BUT I can use upside down exclamation points and question marks so I think its a win win. ¡Lets commence the picks!

Supa v. Jacked Up
Im sure the Shockers routed JU last night but there is hope for them against Supa Random. I saw them play against OC and they looked turrible turrble (cue Charles Barkley).  If JU is an upset pick, Ill take it here.

Shockers v. Beer Nuts
A team who cares a shitload versus a team who shits...a careload? Yall know what I mean...With Faz hangin here with me in Peru, there is no hope for TBN . Who am I kidding, there is no hope regardless - Shockers continue their douchey dominance with a big win over the Ñuts (I just wanted to use that letter).

Ballics v. Ligers
This game could go either way as both teams have the ability to pull wins (or ties) out of their asses and completely shit the bed.  Speaking of ties - thats my pick.  Ill let Chandler decide who I get. 

Jammers v. Growlers
*Sigh* I wish I could say we roll to a W this Thursday, but I wish for a lot of things...like being a millionaire or finding a cure for cancer. Or knowing Smootys real name. But we dont always get what we wish for.  Pour one jager bomb out for me, team!

PBC v. Moundpound
Jose and his crew suck ass...possibly more ass than PBC although thats hard to do. ¡The Pitches I once knew didnt take this losing shit! Snap out of it, PBC, and POUND THAT MOUND for yesterdays no show!

OC v. SoMB
OC lost to TBN? ¡Pathetic! Heres hoping they play like they did against Supa....OC FTW.



7 comments:

Alison said...

I knew you wouldn't let me down. <3

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

You're still in our time zone though..... get with the program.

Smooty said...

Can you take a video of a toilet flushing while you're down there? I want to see if it's true.

J.W. said...

Smooty is right. We all want to see that, and I can't call Australia long distance to find out. I think the apostrophe is shift and them some key on the top right somewhere, not that it helps you now. The accent thing is tricky. It has been a few years since I've visited the motherland, though, so my hispanic (true statement by government standards no matter how white I look) ass doesn't quite remember.

And no denying the pathetic comment unfortunately...

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

They don't have toilets in Peru.

DanPBC said...

You're right! My predecessor has failed miserably at assembling a PBC squad worthy of kickball greatness.

Jess said...

Correction: NOT in the same time zone. ¿Why all the Peru hate, Handjob?