Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Picks Week 2

Here ya go. Make me laugh.


Everyone owes CJ a drink, which apparently cannot be a beer.  Also, wtf happened Ligers??!?! I see you're back to your usual ways



12 comments:

Litman said...

Supa
TBN
Growlers
Ligers
4-0 again and won't collect a single drink because no one goes to the bar. I suggest we just start collecting dollars from the losers...errr. Teneille.

Smooty said...

Superbad over Free Ballers
Superbad only lost to the Growlers 4-0 which is really, really good considering how unbelievably awesome the Growlers are. Free Ballers lost to the other new team, which means they are probably the worst of the worst. Superbad wins this one somewhere in the 12-1 range.

THEE Beer Nuts over The Alcoballics
Are THEE Beer Nuts for real? They sure are on some sort of hot streak. Could this be the season that they win it all? Last week was about the 15th time in a row where my Alcoballics pick was wrong. The ballics should be begging me to pick against them every time. So here we go… I’m picking THEE Beer Nuts over the Ballics. Sorry Beer Nuts, bad Smooty Mojo for you…

Growlers over OAOTF
I really don’t like the acronym that is being used so I’m going to start using the first two letters of their name instead of just the first. They shall now be called OVADONTHFI. There… that sounds much better, however even with a new kick-ass name, they still aren’t a good kickball team. The Growlers this season are pretty much the greatest kickball team ever assembled. I did the math it appears that the Growlers are going to win HUGE. I’m guessing something like 26-0.

Ligers over PBC
Ligers are looking like they really want to be the #2 team in the league this season. Will they be the same old Ligers of old and drop a game or two that they have no business losing? Answer: not this week. Ligers win.


As usual, writing good commentary for the picks is pretty tough during the first few weeks because there aren’t really many good stories at this point. I encourage you all to go out and drink a few extra drinks tonight and do some really stupid shit (I’m looking at you Litman). If possible, make sure someone else is there to witness and/or video tape it. Thank you in advance for your cooperation in this matter.

Paul said...

I used up all of my very limited creativity to write the power rankings yesterday and I anticipate similar picks by most. So...

Superbad
Thee Beer Nuts
Growlers
Ligers

Litman said...

You're looking at me? Well I'm not looking at you because you're too scary. And I've been pretty good and low key as of late, so hush. Perhaps it's time to get out of my slump.

Chandler said...

My long awaited picks for this week:


























Hi Jess!

Supa CJ said...

Superbad over Free Ballers
The new team name is great and I hear they are a lot of fun. This should be a fun game and supa wins.
Although with Pink in town it makes Rubin feel like starting a fight with some hot girl’s boyfriend. Rubin beats the shit out of the boyfriend. Both of them get arrested and I consult the hot girl with awesome jello/pudding shots. She then becomes my hot girlfriend. Winning!!

Alcoballics over The Beer Nuts
Alison goes on bitch mode. She bitch slaps the Ballics to shake off the rust from the offseason and get back to winning as this is a close game. This is my upset pick. I’m trying to win some drinks don’t let me down Ballics.


Growlers over Overcoming
The Growlers really suck but I didn’t want them to be douchebags and loss so I let them score a little in the first to feel better. They also didn’t argue at all not very douche like.
The growlers win easy as they are playing at the top of there game. To prove you’re true douchebags you must win by 20.


Ligers over PBC
Ligers are under new management and Litman told the team if we don’t win I will get naked and run all over you. This has inspired the team and they win. Not sure how this works cause who hasn’t seen him naked. The Liger Board is pretty sweet though.

Jess said...

Supa v. Free Ballers
Supa gets her groove back again these free ballin’ newbies.

TBN v. Alcoballics
I really thought Ballics would win last week, but that’s before I knew OMG was making an appearance. Although the E-Flo – Ray Lewis resemblance is uncanny, I’m going to take THEE Beer Nuts in this one.

Growlers v. Overcoming Adversity on the Field (OAF)
We’re all going to be actin’ like complete animals on the field – it’s going to be a zoo of a good time - until OAF is handed their first loss of the season.

Ligers v. PBC
Litman’s Ligers will literally lambaste the lovable losers

Alison said...

SuperBad v. Free Ballers
I'd like to see CJ pitch it left-handed to the new team to give them a fighting chance tonight. Hey CJ! You guys are supposed to be all about fun this season, right?!? But, with this new hot girlfriend that CJ is trying to obtain from Ruben's fight spoils I doubt that will happen. He'll be in full "impress her" mode and Supa wins. But, as a bonus for him, CJ doesn't get thrown into the Bay tonight. ;-) Hi CJ!

THEE Beer Nuts v. Alcoballics
Lumberjack theme tonight! And with this cold front, the plaid and flannel will come in handy. Now, I might be biased....but these could potentially be the two funnest teams ever to exist in the kickball universe. So... no matter the outcome a superb time will be had by both teams. I'm hoping for some more TBN rainbow throws tonight while the Ballics are kicking to combat the balls we may (will) drop. But in the end, I think TBN will take the W tonight. And after the game.....STUMP! Watch your toes...

Growlers v. Overcoming Adversity on the Fields
OAF (I reject that horrible acronym, Smooty) will be like Sisyphus tonight going against the Growlers. It just ain't gonna happen. Try as they might, OAF will be watching that boulder of their dreams come crashing down the hill every time they try to gain some ground. The Growlers have a great squad even though Smoot still does that ghey "growl" every week.

Ligers v. Pitches Be Crazy
Remember when WAKAshame/Kickball Team/PBC used to be good? Most of the league doesn't either. The Ligers will win handily tonight and I reeeeeeeally hope Litman breaks out of his slump, as he's threatening. Or whoever, really. DeekSweat, Lucifer, etc.

Supa CJ said...

I like the idea of pitching lefty. I will have to give that a try. Wonder if I can throw the curve lefty? I think Alison’s comments are the best so far.

By the looks of it I will ether be drunk as hell or one broke som bitch based on the picks. Talking to the bank now for a beer loan, just in case.

FYI I don’t drink beer for those that don’t know

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

Supa
TBN
Growlers
Ligers

what no cutoff at 4 pm??? it shall be abused.

Jess said...

Because this is no longer a Chandlerocracy - it's a JESSOCRACY! As long as you post before games begin Picks will count! That - and also I don't have the ability to disable posts at a certain time haha

Chandler said...

I think you can if it's your own post. When you go to edit look for options on the right. It might let you disable comments.

Maybe not.

Regardless, you're doing a decent job, Queen.