Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Picks Week 3

Submissions were lacking last week. I'll continue to be in denial that the blog is dying and chalk it up to me posting them Wednesday afternoon.

So here they are earlier - don't let me down!!


10 comments:

Chandler said...

I'm still undefeated this season at picks. My dominance will continue with this weeks insight:

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Supa CJ said...

I’m not sure I can make informed picks with out a power ranking up date.

Smooty said...

Growlers over Ligers

If the Growlers lose a game this season, this will probably be it. The Ligers might be the best team we play all season. Also, I have to admit, the Growlers didn’t look that good last week only winning 2-0. The Growlers we’re probably off of their “A” game due to that weird animal theme game we played. I’m still wondering how Queen Jess came up with the animal idea. Rumor has it that she gets C-Faz to dress up like “my little pony” during “naughty time” and she was trying to expand this idea over to kickball. This is just a rumor of course, so please keep this on the down-low.

PBC over OVADONTHFI

Pitches are on a crazy win streak right now. They have won one game….. IN A ROW!!!! I think that they keep the lengthy (for them) winning streak alive this week with so much on the line. Congrats are in order to OVADONTHFI for having a total of 3 people dressing up for last week’s the theme game. And of course by dressing up, I mean wearing a hat that somewhat resembles something close to an animal… of sorts… kind of. You know it’s pretty bad when I’m the one making fun of you for not dressing up for theme games. ‘Nuff said!

TBN over SuperBad

This one is tough to pick. The one certain thing about this game is that there will be tons of douchey pitching from short guys. I really think SuperBad is going to win this one, but for some reason I’m just picking TBN. I know… I’m fucking crazy.

Ballic’s over FreeBallers

In case you didn’t notice, the Ballics and TBN also had a weird theme game. Apparently it was a “lumberjack” theme, which was strange, because at first I thought it was an “Axe-wielding lesbian” theme. I’ve never seen so many chicks in flannel. Scary, but yeah, I was kind of turned on. On a more serious note I’m still 0-2 in picking the Ballics games this season (probably like 2-20ish all time). No way the Ballics let me down this week and lose to the FreeBallers. Ballics win.

Jess said...

"The leanest burger in the world, could be the meanest burger in the world. If you cook it that way"


Your sagacity astounds me.

Nate Dawg said...

Growlers
PBC
Ballics
TBN

Supa CJ said...

growlers over ligers jess and her douche growlers screw up litmans awesome board causing them to not know who is playing what and ligers loss again.

overcoming overcomes deeks sweet

supa wins the midgets pitching super bowl.

ballics beat down the free ballers.

sorry so short. getting killed at work.

Litman said...

Picks:
Ligers
Nose
Ass
Bolts

Jess said...

Growlers v. Ligers
This might have been a close game but without Chandler’s superior munting skills, blue doesn’t stand a chance.

PBC v. Overcoming Adversity on the Field (OAF)
Hopefully PBC didn’t come up with a creative theme game that’s never before been done and be really excited about it and then ask OAF to do it with you only to have 3 of their people participate and by participate I mean find that shitty fur hat that you only own to wear at hippie music festivals to try and fit in when you’re really thinking that everyone there is freaks but you’re also secretly jealous, wishing you could quit your job, never shower and just travel from town to town going to festivals, smoking pot and living a carefree lifestyle.

But I digress.

Supa v. THEE Beer Nuts
If this were a year ago I’d say this one is a no brainer. The combo of Frank’s kickball presence and Sandra’s kickball prowess would be too hype for the TBN of old. But apparently we’re in some weird fucking reality where Frank is a dad and THEE Beer Nuts actually win games. But CJ’s douchey pitching is still there and is the constant in this winning equation for Supa.

Ballics v. FreeBallers
I, like Paul, did enjoy the FreeBaller’s post game activities last week. But not in a let-me-stare-creepily-from-the-outside-of-the-circle-at-the-girls-pouring-alcohol-down-others-girls-throats way like some people *cough*paul*cough*. More so in a hell yea these fuckers like to party way. They lose again this week but still rage afterwards.

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

Ligers
PBC
Ballics
TBN

Alison said...

Growlers v. Ligers
After a close win against Supa last week, Jess has the Growlers on two-a-days to ensure a win over the Ligers this week. The Ligers are better than previous seasons and if the game is close you might just see a full-blown case of HHS on the fields. Would it be hilarious? Yes! Let’s all hope for that. Growlers in the end, though.

Pitches Be Crazy v. Overcoming Adversity on the Fields
Tossup game of the week! PBC beat the Ligers last week, but OAF hasn’t been looking too shabby either. Maybe it was the power of the wigs last week. Who knows? I’m picking OAF this week, just because. I’m hoping that PBC’s winning streak is over for that reason. I’d also loooooove to see a Deeks blow-up at whichever teammates he feels contributed to the loss. Amaze-balls.

SuperBad v. THEE Beer Nuts
Fun game of the week! Also a close game this week. TBN is none too happy about their loss to the Ballics last week and as Paul pointed out in his power rankings, there is some sort of weird power thing going on this season where it seems to be anyone’s game. Supa had a baby born to them this week and are celebrating another this weekend. Too much HYPE to focus on the game. Hoping for a TBN upset!

Alcoballics v. Free Ballers
Thanks to some TBN errors last week the Ballics were able to put some extra runs on the board and take the W. I know! Cray! But honestly, the real questions this week are: will the stump still be at the fields? Will E-Flo remember his “man hammer” tonight? Will the Ballics also watch this weird circle of alcohol that the Ballers were demonstrating last week? So much to ponder on. Hopefully the Ballics catch the Ballers busy circle jerking and win another one.