Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Picks Week 6

Make your picks or prepare for a verbal onslaught typically reserved only for foreplay with Faz and Paul when he fucks up


Congrats to Roger from PBC for a perfect set of Picks! Technically you win drinks from Paul and CJ but more likely you win nothing. Happy Friday!

My bad - Roger did NOT have a perfect set of Picks - shoulda had more confidence in your team!


15 comments:

Nate Dawg said...

I've seen a lot of Growlers fuck up not named Paul...Paul pisses excellence.

Chandler said...

I hear Faz shits disappointment.

Nate Dawg said...

Lately Faz has been on top of his game...went 3-3 last week

Paul said...

I'm going for the DPT triple crown this week, power rankings, picks and there seems to be some drama brewing about me on the shoutbox.

Growlers over TBN

Nate is trying his best to throw me off my game by feeding my ego and while its true he has reffed all the Growlers games this year, no amount of scouting will help TBN win this one

Freeballers over the Ligers

Upset alert. Truth be told I don't think any team is awful this year. Nothing like the Jose and the Moundpounds quitters last season. But then again I don't know if Griff and Ruben will fit this game into their busy schedule

Superbad over PBC

CJ is talking about the Growlers being lucky that we don't play Superbad twice this season? Does that mean Superbad is planning on losing the first round of the playoffs?

Ballics over OAF

Ballics win.....everyone who has to watch this game with these two team's colors loses

rferlopes said...

growl of course.. sitting in a bar thingking that black is beauty..

ligers since they are the lighter shade of our blue..

PBC goes down since its 815 game and we will be drunk..

balics due to al co in the pre fix..

Nate Dawg said...

No time for commentary this week...
TBN
Liggers
PBC
OAF

Supa CJ said...

The Beer Nuts over the Growler

With Nate having been the home plate ref for all the growler's games he has the scouting report locked in. TBN has been having two a days for the past two weeks and staying up late watching game film preparing for this game. (Which is why they lost last week to a team they should have beaten.) Nate is also on the hunt to kill another stereo aka the growler block rocker. This I like. Since the growlers don’t play music while they are on the field (douchey) it should be easy for Nate to kill it as no one will know its not working for a few minutes giving Nate plenty of time to make a clean get away.



Free Ballers over the Ligers.

Like the lightning the Ligers started of the season strong but have hit a run of crap and should fire there new captain too. Pass over the liger board to me Litman if you are canned. Sadly the weather is to cold for liger shorts. I think we all lose here. WTF this winter shit blows. The Free Ballers are playing better each week and if Griff and Rubs have made enough time to show up and stay at this game they should win.


Superbad over PBC

Easter is on the horizon and PBC lays and egg on the field. With Deeks killing the ball this year I will not let him get on base and if he does I will buy him a drink. No one pays up for the pick anyway. Worst! Since we are in the hood I will start a fire in a trash can to stay warm anyone feel free to burn random shit. Aka the growler block rocker.



Ballics over Ballics?

What team is what? Same color no idea how this happened. Oh wait Johnny’s wife is on one of these teams which only proves it’s not what you know but more like who you blow. Look for the Asians to let you know who the Ballics are is the only way to distinguish (this was a big word for me) which team is which.

Nate Dawg said...

I'm going in spikes up into the block rocka

Nate Dawg said...

Changing my pick to Supa...wasnt thinking. Sorry Deeks, please dont murder me.

Jess said...

Growlers v. THEE Beer Nuts
The Growlers are playing with a depleted team this week and Faz and Nate have been furiously strategizing all day for tonight’s match up, hoping for a FGCU-like upset. Unfortunately for them, the Growlers are no San Diego State and like FGCU will do tomorrow night, THEE Beer Nuts meet their demise tonight…even IF they smash the block rocker into smithereens. (no, but seriously please don’t – I love that thing).

Ligers v. FreeBallers
This might be a close game but King Chunt is back in the line-up after taking some time off to release the third edition of his “I Chunt and You Can Too” DVD. Either way, Ligers are roller scatin’ after tonight’s game. I wonder how Johnny feels about his own teammates planning other activities after KB that aren’t the bar that supposedly we’re supposed to have X number of people at every week. I would ask him but we’re still waiting on him to respond to the ‘Ask the Commish’ questions. Seriously, what does Johnny have to do all day (and I say all day but I really mean after noon) besides talk about sports occasionally and eat hamburger pizza that he can’t answer questions from a MONTH ago.

PBC v. Superbad
I have to hand it to PBC – they have had the best bar turnout this season thus far. They would even have my crystal pitcher nomination if it weren’t for Deeks’ beer kicking antics from a few games ago. CJ, deciding he’s also had enough of Deeks’ crap, goes no mercy on the Pitches squad and unveils his SUPER side-arm-but-not-really pitch he’s been developing all week, since something he has clearly NOT been doing is studying grammar rules or learning to use proper punctuation.

Overcoming Adversity on the Field (OAF) v. Alcoballics
Wow. Talk about wanting to gouge my eyes out. This game will be a rough one to watch. I bet the OAFers will WISH they were dressed up in theme tonight as that will be the only way to tell themselves apart. Fuckers. #STILLstillbitter. Here’s to hoping good side of the BiPolar Maroon team (wait…) shows up tonight. Ballics win!

JD said...

Growlers d TBN
Pickett was up til 3 last night working on his kickball strategy and then masterbating to it. The mighty midgets stand no chance. Jess should show a little more appreciation to the only team supporting her while she works through the Nelly catalogue.

Ligers d Freeballers
Antipathy by thy name. You play a childrens game, yet are above the antics?

Superbad d PBC
Our group of drunken losers are no match for the beautifully gelled heads of Superbad. Drew is back at third for us so good chance Justin gets murdered on the mound.

Ballics d Overcoming
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Jess said...

Dammit Deeks no one speaks Ogre

Alison said...

Growlers v. THEE Beer Nuts
So much was learned during the TBN game last week. First, OAF shouldn’t be underestimated (rut roh, Ballics). Second, you apparently need to scream each fair/foul safe/out at the top of your lungs with excessive hand gestures or the first base reffing will happen by committee. And third, Angie can apparently take a straight on hit by a Mack truck, fly backwards ten feet, land hard on her back, and probably not be too fazed. It was an incredible sight. This week the danger seems to have subsided for Angie, however, and increased for the black rocker. Nate promises to go cleats up STL style into the Growlers beloved and take out their secret weapon. And while I think it has the potential to be a close game, I’m picking the Growlers to continue their undefeated streak.

Ligers v. Free Ballers
If the Ligers make errors, the Ballers will capitalize. I still think the Ballers aren’t a team to be underestimated, but in this case I see the Ligers coming out on top. Griff and Ruben left their game early last week because they weren’t kicking again??? Crapulence. Get it together, boys.

Pitches Be Crazy v. SuperBad
Deeks has apparently been hanging out a little too much with Duc and the Asians after the “delicious” stomping PBC took last week by the Ballics. Woohoo! Both Drews will be at the game tonight so this bodes well for Supa, and well for someone getting pegged by “friendly” fire for PBC. Deeks almost threw a couple of his own teammates out of the game last week so hopefully they’ll play better this one. Supa lacks the team strength they once had, but they still have CJ’s pitching. Supa with the W this week.

Overcoming Adversity on the Field v. Alcoballics
Brick red versus maroon this week!!! Which team is which? We don’t know either! While Spring may not be in the weather, it will be on the kickball fields tonight. Easter and Passover will represent this week so there should be plenty of bunny ears, Easter candy, and folks bundled up without cute costumes on because it’s so damn cold out. Come for the matzo, stay for the chocolate. OAF looked pretty good on the field last week taking down TBN so they’ll surely give the Ballics a run for their yen. I’ve yet to pick a game correctly this season for my own team so why start this week. Ballics!!!

Alison said...

Roger picked PBC to lose. No perfect picks!!!

Jess said...

Shit you're right. My B