Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Picks Week 7

Whether you suck at kickball or have great boobs (or better yet - both!), make your picks!




5 comments:

Smooty said...

First of all, let me apologize to all (both) of my fans for not posting picks last week. I was really busy at work and didn’t have time. I *could* have possibly made time, but according to Chandler's definition, I’m only a “Fueler” and not a “Creator”; and apparently anyone can fuel a thread, but it takes some sort of Mensa to create one. This kind of got me thinking about not posting here anymore, but then I realized one thing: Chandler is a cock, so why worry about what he says?

Superbad over Freeballers
Superbad plays angry after losing to PBC last week. Free Ballers will put up a good fight but come up short. I’m pretty sure I know which girl made the great boobs comment last week… at least I can guess. Well, here is a new quote from Smooty: I’m awesome at kickball AND I have great boobs.

Growlers over OAF
The upstanding gentleman and virtuous young ladies of OAF are going to get decimated by the lowly, gutter-whoring Growlers this week. After a week of punching babies and kicking dogs, we are hoping for another injury to one of our opponents so that we can go kick dirt in their face while they’re down. After that, the Growlers will double the unemployment rate in the US, complete the extinction of Panda Bears worldwide, and singlehandedly make sure any gay marriage proposal doesn’t pass. I still have great boobs.

Ligers over PBC
I do have to give the Ligers props for the skating thing after the game last week. Pretty original… and from the sounds of it, it was pretty fun. Dawn swears that she invited me the week before, but I don’t remember which means either one of two things happened: 1) I drank too much and forgot or 2) Dawn asked me in Spanish because she is Mexican, and I didn’t understand her. You decide.

Alcoballics over TBN
The Ballics are #2 in the power rankings, and as we all know, Paul spends about 12-13 hours a week doing statistical analysis on data collected from the kickball games. So it is with 50% certainty that I can say that the Ballics will win this week. Also, TBN is obviously going to be completely drained from leaving it all on the field from last week. I’ve got nuthin’… Ummmm…. Boobs?

Extra Credit
Tell me how great my boobs are.

P.S. I actually wrote this shit before and was just waiting to cut/paste when Jess made her post. I refuse to change my commentary even though it appears I’m plagiarizing. Great minds do think alike though… or dirty minds…. whatever… Boobs.

Chandler said...

I was born in the Year of the Cock.

Paul said...

It's Mensan

Nate Dawg said...

I will be in St Louis for the game (hoping for a rainout) so use that information as you wish...no time for commentary/dont care.

Superbad over Freeballers (hopefully they dont shit the bed again)
Growlers over OAF
Ligers over PBC
TBN over Ballics

Unknown said...

( . Y . ) the theme of the week.

Only game we can play tonight is a wet t-shirt contest. We all win cause who doesn’t like boobs.
My picks this week are boobs.