Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Picks Week 8

Here they are - make 'em!


16 comments:

laniece osteen said...

You asked for them so here they are:

Growlers v Ligers
I’m calling this game for the Ligers. Kevin will actually be poisoning people from his pesticide sprayer tomorrow night so expect the growlers to drop like flies. Jess is #Stillbitter so she will continue her reign as the queen of pop flies. (Side Note: OAF members own French maid and Naughty nurse costumes and dress up when we know we are getting some. When we dressed up for the Alcoballics its only because we knew we were getting fucked. #Getoveritalready)

Superbad v Thee Beer Nuts
TBN will win since every pitch CJ throws will be a sidearm unless I get the granny pitches I was promised.

Pitches be Crazy v Overcoming Adversity on the Field
Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum-Pitches will win this one. Not only is half our team not going to show up but they have a troll guarding first base and no one wants to cross that bridge!

Alcoballics v Free ballers
Hopefully this game will not be based on drinking games since despite their name, the Alcoballics couldn’t find a beer if it was funneled down their throats. At least that’s what their performance against OAF would suggest.

Josh said...

Excellent job on your first picks! Just make sure to let us know ahead of time if you guys have to forfeit!

Paul said...

Growlers over Ligers

The venue for this game has been moved to the Stoney's Parking Lot which spells trouble for the Ligers since Litman will spend more time exchanging war stories with the bar's colorful regulars and less time captaining the Ligers to victory.

Under/over first hit for the Ligers is set at 1 out in the 4th inning.

Thee Beer Nuts over Superbad

Superbad has tried to position themselves as the undisputed #2 all season long and this is the week that all goes down in flames. TBN wins big, leaving the league with 15 teams with the same record. Playoff spots will be determined by a round robin of Bear Ninja Cowboy, which for those of you who don't know (which should be all of you) it is a better version of Rock Paper Scissor. I'm taking on all challengers tonight.

PBC over OAF

I'm confused, first OAF didn't care about this blog, then they did, then they didn't care about us being assholes, but the Osteen picks seem really angry. OAF needs to learn some consistency from PBC. Take Deeks for example, he will certainly be 1) sweaty 2) loud 3) scaring his teammates 4) angry at me for something I said on the blog.... week in and week out.

Alcoballics over Free Ballers

I'm not sure where the recent hate for the Ballics has come from, but I'm not above blindly jumping on a bandwagon. I'm guessing the did some reading in the off-season, "Kickball: Fuck Drinking and Having Fun, We're Here to Win " - by unknown ToeJammers author.

Hate Hate Hate Hate

Litman said...

Good call on the Liger game Paul. Liger pre game begins at 6 at Stoney's. Liger post game starts promptly after our defeat at Stoney's.

Jess said...

Very nice first picks although I detect a hint of we're-going-to-play-it-off-like-we-don't-care-but-we-sit-awake-night-after-night-writing-hate-lyrics-in-our-diaries-and-stabbing-our-kickball-voodoo-dolls-we-fashioned-from-tufts-of-old-hair-and-belly-button-lint. Maybe eventually you'l get that this whole blog thing is just for giggles and we kick a out of busting each other's balls each week.

PS #i'llnevergetoverityoufucktards

Jess said...

PPS - I'm out this week - have fun without me bitches!!

Nate Dawg said...

Busy day at work...
Growlers over Ligers
TBN over Supa
OAF over PBC
Ballics over Freeballers
See y'all on the fields...

Supa CJ said...

Growlers over ligers.

While Kevin passes around his rap juice he t-bags the block rocker and shorts it out. Johnny hears chandler has organized another none go kickball approved after game outing and chandler gets band from yet another league. The liger forfeit as the rest of the team follows him blindly like a heard of sheep. The douche bag growler go on a rampage cause they didn’t get to play kickball.

Beer nuts over Superbad

Since I’m on a 4 day weekend after I leave work today I start drinking as soon as I get home. On the way to the game the pigs try to pull me over again but this time I say hell no and go all dukes of hazard on there ass. I get in an hour long car chase (which fox 13 shows world wide sup bitches) this causes me to miss the game and the beer nuts take advantage for the win. On Friday Nascar gives me a call wanting me to drive for them as they seen the footage of my epic driving skills. In return I ask them to pay bail and my court fees due to me getting caught for running out of gas.


PBC over Overcoming the team who cares then doesn’t care

Thanks to Deeks and the sidearm gate everyone has to pitch granny style. Deeks kicks the ball to the moon and they win easy. Deeks is still mad cause he didnt have fun.


Ballics over Freeballers

Since Rubs is pitching this game and can’t pitch unless its side arm everything he throws is called a deadball and the ballics win 20 to 0 as time expires in the first inning. Griff gets ejected because the air up there clouds his judgment to make rational thoughts on kickball rules. A little birdie told me I need to meet Anna. Sup Anna.


Fuck all you N**********!! Drinking starts now!

Smooty said...

I'm busy. Grrrrr...

Growlers... Duh!
Superbad...
PBC...
Ballics...

I hate each and every one of you. You all can kiss my ass.

Love,

Smooty

XXXOOO

RÜBS said...

CJ got the girl's name wrong that he is suppose to meet already! LOL! Classic CJ.

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

Growlers...
Superbad...
PBC...
Ballics...

Alison said...

Same as Nate, busy. No time for any decent commentary before the games so here's some super quick stuff...

Growlers v. Ligers
With Feisty Catcher out this week who will do all the yelling??? Hopefully Litman or someone otherwise it could be quite the quiet game. Both are solid squads and it could easily be a close game, but I think the Growlers can pull this off.

SuperBad v. THEE Beer Nuts
Even with Fast Fucker Faz out I think TBN can take down Supa. For his sake, let's hope CJ has a ride home from the bar tonight. For the sake of FB post humor, let's all hope he doesn't. Convicts and police theme game???

Pitches Be Crazy v. Overcoming Adversity on the Field
I see there may be a possible forfeit tonight??? Josh apparently still reads the blog enough to nag OAF, but not enough to make picks. We'll see, but I'd have taken PBC even with OAF's depleted squad. However, hopefully whoever from OAF is in town still comes out to the fields tonight to hang. With Laniece obviously winning commentary of the week I want to see them crushing brews and shit taking to the other teams. Or spectators. Or puppies. Whoever...I don't care. Actually, I'd like to see them shit talking to Deeks. And that I would gladly watch.

Alcoballics v. Free Ballers
The Alcobitches will need to step up tonight! Between a couple injuries, and a very important "meeting" that some of our dudes are having in Vegas this weekend, it's going to be a taco-fest. Hopefully those dudes learn a thing or two and come back knowing how to chug (and maybe with that funnel, as suggested), because yeah....OAF won every single drinking game against us. For shame, Alcoballics. For shame. Free Ballers beat us early in the season and have only been getting better. Prob gonna get that W again tonight too.

Supa CJ said...

i know i would get it wrong. lol i was hammerd when the birdie told me.

Alison said...

Since CJ is already drinking for his long weekend who is taking bets that he'll remember her name after tonight?

Supa CJ said...

I'll take that bet that I still wont remember it after tonight.

Supa CJ said...

I'll take that bet that I still wont remember it after tonight.