In an environment of financial chaos and uncertainty amongst America's powerhouse corporations, we witnessed a merger today that will surely bring the blogging world to its knees. This oligopoly is about to become a monopoly! And we're Rich Uncle Pennybags!
Ok, that was a little melodramatic. But here's the deal: Donkey Punch Toboggan has "acquired" the URL of BayshoreKB (for now). Actually, Knowlton has graciously decided to forward all traffic from BKB to DPT. So our current address is still the long-winded donkeypunchtoboggan.blogspot.com. We are in the process of securing something shorter for the future (and the front-runner is pretty funny... to me... and Sean... maybe to you...).
Some of you might be reading this and thinking... "what the deuce is he talking about?" That's probably because you logged into BayshoreKB this afternoon and were directed here without ever being aware of a change. Well the good news is you don't need to update your bookmark! However, here's the status update:
- Knowlton has retired from blogging. As of now he's not even set up as a contributor to this site... but will definitely be welcomed back if he chooses.
- In the next couple of days we'll migrate ALL of the old posts from BayshoreKB to DPT. This will be the only blog in which you can find all the dumb shit posted years ago. Score one for history!
- The layout and contributors must all be re-created. They will not be transferred over in the migration. So if you want to contribute you'll have to send myself, Sean or Bull a message on one of the 1,000 electronic mediums we're associated with (email, MySpace, Facebook, your mom's cell phone, etc...).
- If you make a couple of posts, I'll add your picture to the site. A few people will be grandfathered in, of course. But "contributor pics" aren't meant for popularity. Instead, they give a face to those who provide content. It's really for the newbies (aka: n00bs).
- For the time being, all anonymous comments are disabled. This will probably change in the future but for now we ask that you log in to comment. We also ask that everyone stop punching each other... and start punching donkeys.
7 comments:
It would take more than $10K for we to suck on that, $15 maybe?
can we just time-out to talk about how Rollo looks like he just came home from a "night at the roxbury" in his contributor pict??!
i mean im not mad about it, im just sayin...
hmmmmm, I'll allow that kind of talk
*does the night at the roxbury headnod*
40 more people have just been invited, we will add a "contact us" button soon for the people that we missed.
IRL Rollo - i just pictured you walking up to Michelle and doing the
"you? Me? you? me? him? yea? no? me? yea? no? no? oh ok"
hahaha
in Rollo's pic... notice the blow-up mattress in the background... he's ready for you... yes you... Brooke.
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