A very sore ankle and seconds thoughts about trading away Phillip Rivers to the Horny Unicorns didn't stop John "Griff" Griffin from knocking in the game winning RBI last night. The reigning jheri curl looking champion, MVP and homerun king from the Red Rockets didn't see any action in the field, but looked to be healthy at the plate. Bad news for the Ligers, who probably won't see last night's game film due to Rollo's excessive "tipping" at gay bars and very costly off-season gender change operation, thus no VCR.
Game Notes
Ruben "Rubs" Kajkowski somehow pitched balls between blades of grass taller than Nate, which is only slightly higher than normal, in route to another shutout. Mike "SportsCenter" Longton made the defensive play of the year in the 4th inning when he tracked down a foul ball and made a diving grab and tumbled over landing on his feet. Sick catch. If Frank had seen it, he might have gotten an erection.
Chris "Hey man..." Gomez showed some nice range running down a fly ball in center field.
Dawson "draft the Steelers D in the 2nd round" Hicks picked up his first win as captain.
Amber made a nice catch in left field.
When Charlie stands next to Nate they kinda look like Penn and Teller.
Many of the Jammers enjoyed watching Katie run to first base.
The Beer Nuts drank tons of beer.
6 comments:
..and by tons of beer we mean half-filled cups during the chug-off...haha
Oh wow - he went there -
So that's how James always wins the chug off!!!!!!
I don't know what was more impressive, our win or our 3 man flip cup team killin' it. Big ups to Hess,Bruce, and Ruben.
Great times, our offense didnt show up like usual. Hope for a better performance next week. We did drink a ton of beer, I woke up still drunk at 8:30 am on Friday...pretty sure I would have gotten a DUI going to work...why do I do this week one every season? haha.
PS James has retired from chugoffs he said Thurs...sad sad day
"When Charlie stands next to Nate they kinda look like Penn and Teller."
IRL. cant wait to get back to kickball
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