Friday, September 4, 2009

Recaps...

Let's get those recaps going... I'll start...

Practice Makes Mediocre

In a not-so-stunning chain of events, Superbad tamed the Ligers 3-1 on Overgrown Prairie B last night. The 7pm beating was filled with preseason mistakes, made mostly by the good guys in blue. Superbad played the part of kickball bullies, when one of their lovely ladies decided to boot a ball OVER the head of outfielder Joe. Two RBI resulted and the game was pretty much decided. Obviously from their 8 practices this off season, Superbad had plenty of time to review all of the Ligers' tapes from the previous two seasons. And they had to have noticed that Joe always lets balls pass him.

Kinda bullshit if you ask me. The Ligers' don't own a VCR or LaserDisc and thus couldn't watch Superbad's tapes.

Anyway... at least the Ligers shut down The Hen House. And by that I'm referring to the cackling hens: Missy, Michelle and Sydney... who were too mesmorized by Chandler's giant chicklet teeth to get on base. Just sayin'... Take the victories where you can get them.

The Ligers travel to SoulGlo stadium next week to challenge the ToeJammers in what is sure to be an instant classic. In an effort of extra stupidity, the Liger captains have vowed not to shave until they get a win. We're looking at you, BeerNuts (week 3).

"Field B"

4 comments:

YellowBird said...

Nice recap, scruffy. Might be looking like ZZ Top after a while.
The Jammers are actually looking to write off some of our revenues from selling jerseys, hat, Ruben's amateur porn vids and posters of Mike "SportsCenter" Longton posing shirtless. Maybe we could make a donation to the Ligers VCR fund.

FRANK said...

lol, i think that vid, "Rubs one out" is in red box. Nice prairie shot.

SarahB said...

LMAO Frank! and yeah the new grass sux...the field we played on was like that too, but with potholes everywhere

joeparmar said...

I don't get it. Guess the joke went over my head.