TBN - I swore never to pick TBN again this season, due to their lack of quality wins and overall suckage. But then I realized that "quality wins" is a relative statistic. So beating NKOTB would probably make their season and give Nate an orgasm.
BND - The Flonettes find out who their daddy is. And he plays catcher.
Ballics - WAKAshame's hair has been a hot topic this week. This will have no impact on the game. I just find it funny.
Your Mom - I've only picked the Ligers once this season, to beat TBN. So far this strategy has worked in my favor.
Shockers - Shocker captain Rob is the most fanatical Gator to never attend the university. So I imagine he'll take offense to Team Fab's jorts. I spent 4 years at UF and never saw jorts. Why is this our stereotype?!?
NGtW - I think Ty drinks Dollar Wells at MacD's. Vodka+Cran helps with his UTI's.
Superbad - This will be a close game. Superbad has had more practice and can't possible F this S up.
ToeJammers - It'll be nice to say the Ligers were the only team to beat them in the past two regular seasons.
Well I'm glad I'm not the only one with any commentary this week.
TBN – Thee Beer Nuts crush brew like it’s going out of style. NKOTB gives up so many runs Ty is investigating the possibility of point shaving. The only thing that happens with more frequency than either of those things is Chandler whacking off to gay porn. So I’ll take an intoxicated Beer Nuts team defeating NKOTB who is giving up runs on purpose while Chandler looks on touching himself thinking about Bull plowing Ernie.
BND – If the Circus was still in town, I’d be curious to see how many of the male Balls N Dolls players would be told that they were never getting laid again. Besides, what’s a circus without angry assclowns?
Alcoballics – No Ding Dong. No problem. The Alcoballics have way too many hot girls with enlarged breasts. The Fat Chick at the Party couldn’t possibly keep them all from scoring if she tried. Although I’m sure she will. If anyone sees Chandler’s visor in this game, please let him know.
Ligers – I hate picking the Ligers in successive weeks but Your Mom has lost almost as many games in a row as the Bucs. With that in mind, I see the slide continuing. Your Mom is easily the most disappointing team this season with the Y-Bombs a distant 2nd. Maybe Castro will have more talent at next season’s “tryouts.” Regardless, the Best Whore in the League needs some plastic surgery this off-season.
Shockers – In the clash of the masculine colors, I’ll take purple.
No Fun This Week – ‘Dollar Wells’ are 2 for 1 from 8-9pm on Field B.
Superbad – It’s their time. It’s their regular season title. They’ve earned it. It’s right in front of their faces. Just one more hurdle to jump. You know Corso is going to pick you guys. Don’t Blow it. I’m talking to you, Frank. Don’t choke.
Jammers – Did anybody else realize that the Shockers are the 4th best offense in the league? Guess a better question would be does anybody really care? Quietest 5 win team I’ve ever seen. Must be the no chant thing.
TBN - Also said I would never pick us again but I cant bring myself to pick NKOTB. If we win I will be JIMP'ing.
BND - Flo's Dad is A-hole Catcher? Wow, didnt see that coming. Neither will the Flonettes with the ass beating they will get.
WAKAshame - All the talk about Ding Dong has been a mental distraction to the Ballics, plus their lack of offense fails them in a close loss.
Your Mom - Trap game, Ligers will be looking ahead to Beer Olympics II next week vs TBN.
Shockers - No way Rob allows his team to have a let down vs Team Fab...get a copy of your lineup ready Fab.
Top Shelf - kinda like Quarter Drafts better than Dollar Wells but either one is solid gold to me. And against popular demand Ben gets laid after the game.
Superbad - In another close loss the Yeaga's drop their panties prematurely...
Jammers - Pick me up falls back to earth after being on a high from kicking the shit out of TBN's last week.
TBN - I too swore to never pick these guys again because they always blow their load..er lead in the last inning. But if Grifter's mom makes him a costume for this week, look for NKOTB to rally behind their furry friend to make it close. Not ruling out 'scritching' in this one.
B&D - With Your Mom playing at 7:00 too, looks like Kicktease won't be borrowing Alicia and Laura again. At lease you guys were able to play for fun last week...
WAKAshame - Upset special. Bumpits over boobies this week.."Ding-Dong-gate" takes it's toll on the 'ballics.
Ligers - Souder kicks another HR to right field this week..mark it down..
Shockers - Should be dubbed the "My Little Pony Bowl"..Purple on Pink..Purple wins (a close one).
NGTW - Top Shelf, Bottom Shelf, Dollar Wells, Nickel Beer-night, 2-4-1 Ladies night, doesn't matter the special, doesn't mean you'll score that night. TRUST ME. :(
Yeagabombs - another unpopular pick this week, but I remember it was just last season Frank and Superbad ruined the 'Bombs title hopes in the last week of the season...and I'm betting the 'Bombs will will be determined to return the favor. This one is gonna get chippy..sans eye-gouging.
SoulGlo - I suspect a competitive match-up in this one, but I think the good guys in yellow are dumbfounded about that 1 loss to the Ligers this year that costed them their repeat. Look for them to lash out against a team that tied the Ligers.
Whether it be the ass kicking of Yella in FF last week, the Ass Kicking of Griff this coming week, the 32 mock lineups made this week for the Yeagabombs matchup, the three a day combines the past few days, the sleepless nights tossing and turning, contemplating what it would be like to win our first reg season championship, has left me with little time to come up with clever limericks on who will win this week. I am truly sorry Yella.
BeerNuts BnD WakaShame (Upset Bouffant Special) (Ballics blew MANY opportunities last week, lol) Ligz Shocktop (Grimace's lock of the Week) Topshelf (in an upside down cellar....think about it... still dumb) SuperBad ToeJammers
That actually took longer than writing something for each.. oh well, guess I have no life either
TBN- No upset here. NKOTB look to prove that the Bucs arent the worst team in Tampa.
BND- I do not see Flo being able to play all positions while at the same time keep track of both his shoes. I mean he is the star of the circus but come on.
Ballics- Will win this one for the skipper, er...I meant Ding Dong.
Your Mom- With the end of the season drawing near and many players in a contract year, look for them to make a statement before free agency.
Shockers- Team Fab will be a little sluggish this week after a long week at Fantasy Fest.
Dollar Wells- I have nothing for this one except I like Yellas idea and feel NGTW should be referred to as "No Fun This Week" from now on.
Yeagabombs- Superbad barely got by the worst whore in the league last week. Yeaga will play the role of spoiler this week.
ToeJammers- Although they are only a shell of their former selves I do not see them losing to a team without a chant.
BeerNuts- They can't possibly screw this game up can they. Natural Light Man will make sure of that.
Balls & Dolls - In the battle of kick and balls the balls win out.
Alcoballics - Is Ding Dong missing or is he back cause I can't keep it straight. Either way the ballics score just enough to beat WAKAShame
Ligers - ChanChan's visor is back and it will kick a homerun and make a game saving catch in a close one.
Shockers - losing at flip cup and then voleyball last night, they have to win at something right?
Dollar Wells - Too much speed at the top of the lineup. Ty gets dizzy and falls down.
Superbad - Frank tries to screw it up by dropping some balls but Sandra pulls him off the field just in time to get the win.
Jammers - Ruben says something to Marla which causes her to hit him and get throw out of the game. PMU is confused and just walks off the field and forfeits.
Did Ding Dong win me drinks? I went 5-1 with my lone loss being MY VERY OWN TEAM WITH A TWO RUN LEAD AND TWO OUTS IN THE 5th INNING!! Ugh that loss still stings.
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Ok Kevin... this is for you:
TBN - I swore never to pick TBN again this season, due to their lack of quality wins and overall suckage. But then I realized that "quality wins" is a relative statistic. So beating NKOTB would probably make their season and give Nate an orgasm.
BND - The Flonettes find out who their daddy is. And he plays catcher.
Ballics - WAKAshame's hair has been a hot topic this week. This will have no impact on the game. I just find it funny.
Your Mom - I've only picked the Ligers once this season, to beat TBN. So far this strategy has worked in my favor.
Shockers - Shocker captain Rob is the most fanatical Gator to never attend the university. So I imagine he'll take offense to Team Fab's jorts. I spent 4 years at UF and never saw jorts. Why is this our stereotype?!?
NGtW - I think Ty drinks Dollar Wells at MacD's. Vodka+Cran helps with his UTI's.
Superbad - This will be a close game. Superbad has had more practice and can't possible F this S up.
ToeJammers - It'll be nice to say the Ligers were the only team to beat them in the past two regular seasons.
Shockers play Fabulous? That's going to look more like an excerpt from Fantasy Fest 2009 instead of a kickball game.
NKOTB
BnD
Ballics
Ligers
Shockers
Top Shelf
Superbad
Jammers
Yep...i'm prob gonna be buying drinks this week
Well I'm glad I'm not the only one with any commentary this week.
TBN – Thee Beer Nuts crush brew like it’s going out of style. NKOTB gives up so many runs Ty is investigating the possibility of point shaving. The only thing that happens with more frequency than either of those things is Chandler whacking off to gay porn. So I’ll take an intoxicated Beer Nuts team defeating NKOTB who is giving up runs on purpose while Chandler looks on touching himself thinking about Bull plowing Ernie.
BND – If the Circus was still in town, I’d be curious to see how many of the male Balls N Dolls players would be told that they were never getting laid again. Besides, what’s a circus without angry assclowns?
Alcoballics – No Ding Dong. No problem. The Alcoballics have way too many hot girls with enlarged breasts. The Fat Chick at the Party couldn’t possibly keep them all from scoring if she tried. Although I’m sure she will. If anyone sees Chandler’s visor in this game, please let him know.
Ligers – I hate picking the Ligers in successive weeks but Your Mom has lost almost as many games in a row as the Bucs. With that in mind, I see the slide continuing. Your Mom is easily the most disappointing team this season with the Y-Bombs a distant 2nd. Maybe Castro will have more talent at next season’s “tryouts.” Regardless, the Best Whore in the League needs some plastic surgery this off-season.
Shockers – In the clash of the masculine colors, I’ll take purple.
No Fun This Week – ‘Dollar Wells’ are 2 for 1 from 8-9pm on Field B.
Superbad – It’s their time. It’s their regular season title. They’ve earned it. It’s right in front of their faces. Just one more hurdle to jump. You know Corso is going to pick you guys. Don’t Blow it. I’m talking to you, Frank. Don’t choke.
Jammers – Did anybody else realize that the Shockers are the 4th best offense in the league? Guess a better question would be does anybody really care? Quietest 5 win team I’ve ever seen. Must be the no chant thing.
TBN - Also said I would never pick us again but I cant bring myself to pick NKOTB. If we win I will be JIMP'ing.
BND - Flo's Dad is A-hole Catcher? Wow, didnt see that coming. Neither will the Flonettes with the ass beating they will get.
WAKAshame - All the talk about Ding Dong has been a mental distraction to the Ballics, plus their lack of offense fails them in a close loss.
Your Mom - Trap game, Ligers will be looking ahead to Beer Olympics II next week vs TBN.
Shockers - No way Rob allows his team to have a let down vs Team Fab...get a copy of your lineup ready Fab.
Top Shelf - kinda like Quarter Drafts better than Dollar Wells but either one is solid gold to me. And against popular demand Ben gets laid after the game.
Superbad - In another close loss the Yeaga's drop their panties prematurely...
Jammers - Pick me up falls back to earth after being on a high from kicking the shit out of TBN's last week.
Nate Dawg... Wouldn't it be J'ing IMP?
Grifter,
No cuz I said so
Thee Beer Nuts
Balls n Dolls
Alcoballics
Ligers
Shockers
Top Shelf
Superbad
ToeJammers
TBN - I too swore to never pick these guys again because they always blow their load..er lead in the last inning. But if Grifter's mom makes him a costume for this week, look for NKOTB to rally behind their furry friend to make it close. Not ruling out 'scritching' in this one.
B&D - With Your Mom playing at 7:00 too, looks like Kicktease won't be borrowing Alicia and Laura again. At lease you guys were able to play for fun last week...
WAKAshame - Upset special. Bumpits over boobies this week.."Ding-Dong-gate" takes it's toll on the 'ballics.
Ligers - Souder kicks another HR to right field this week..mark it down..
Shockers - Should be dubbed the "My Little Pony Bowl"..Purple on Pink..Purple wins (a close one).
NGTW - Top Shelf, Bottom Shelf, Dollar Wells, Nickel Beer-night, 2-4-1 Ladies night, doesn't matter the special, doesn't mean you'll score that night. TRUST ME. :(
Yeagabombs - another unpopular pick this week, but I remember it was just last season Frank and Superbad ruined the 'Bombs title hopes in the last week of the season...and I'm betting the 'Bombs will will be determined to return the favor. This one is gonna get chippy..sans eye-gouging.
SoulGlo - I suspect a competitive match-up in this one, but I think the good guys in yellow are dumbfounded about that 1 loss to the Ligers this year that costed them their repeat. Look for them to lash out against a team that tied the Ligers.
Whether it be the ass kicking of Yella in FF last week, the Ass Kicking of Griff this coming week, the 32 mock lineups made this week for the Yeagabombs matchup, the three a day combines the past few days, the sleepless nights tossing and turning, contemplating what it would be like to win our first reg season championship, has left me with little time to come up with clever limericks on who will win this week. I am truly sorry Yella.
BeerNuts
BnD
WakaShame (Upset Bouffant Special) (Ballics blew MANY opportunities last week, lol)
Ligz
Shocktop (Grimace's lock of the Week)
Topshelf (in an upside down cellar....think about it... still dumb)
SuperBad
ToeJammers
That actually took longer than writing something for each.. oh well, guess I have no life either
TBN
BnD
Ballics
Ligers
Shockers
NGTW
Superbad
Jammers
TBN
Balls
ALCOBALLICS
Ligers
Shockers
Dollar Wells
Superbad
Jammers
Beer Nuts
Balls N Dolls
Alcoballics
Ligers
Shockers
NGTW
Superbad
Toejammers
This was hard. I really wanted to pick my team, but I guess I'm hoping for the free drink instead...
That's smart, Marla. Gotta make picks with the liver instead of the heart.
TBN
Balls
Alcoballics
Ligers
Shockers
Top Shelf
Superbad
Toejammers
TBN- No upset here. NKOTB look to prove that the Bucs arent the worst team in Tampa.
BND- I do not see Flo being able to play all positions while at the same time keep track of both his shoes. I mean he is the star of the circus but come on.
Ballics- Will win this one for the skipper, er...I meant Ding Dong.
Your Mom- With the end of the season drawing near and many players in a contract year, look for them to make a statement before free agency.
Shockers- Team Fab will be a little sluggish this week after a long week at Fantasy Fest.
Dollar Wells- I have nothing for this one except I like Yellas idea and feel NGTW should be referred to as "No Fun This Week" from now on.
Yeagabombs- Superbad barely got by the worst whore in the league last week. Yeaga will play the role of spoiler this week.
ToeJammers- Although they are only a shell of their former selves I do not see them losing to a team without a chant.
BeerNuts- They can't possibly screw this game up can they. Natural Light Man will make sure of that.
Balls & Dolls - In the battle of kick and balls the balls win out.
Alcoballics - Is Ding Dong missing or is he back cause I can't keep it straight. Either way the ballics score just enough to beat WAKAShame
Ligers - ChanChan's visor is back and it will kick a homerun and make a game saving catch in a close one.
Shockers - losing at flip cup and then voleyball last night, they have to win at something right?
Dollar Wells - Too much speed at the top of the lineup. Ty gets dizzy and falls down.
Superbad - Frank tries to screw it up by dropping some balls but Sandra pulls him off the field just in time to get the win.
Jammers - Ruben says something to Marla which causes her to hit him and get throw out of the game. PMU is confused and just walks off the field and forfeits.
The beer nuts, balls, alco,ligers,shockers,top shelf,superbad,jammers
TBN
BND
Ballics
Ligers
Shockers
Top Shelf
SuperBad
Jammers
TBN
BND
Alcoballics
Ligers
Shockers
$1 Wells
Yegabombs
TJ
NKOTB
Balls N' Dolls
Alcoballics
Ligers
Shockers
NGTW
Superbad
Toejammers
picks are closed
lol, i think someone made pics for me! Ding Dong Perhaps cause we r reunited?!...Again...Or are we??
Never the less, F-it I'll accept these "mystery pics" and will hence collect the free drinks!
yeah Ding Dong called your picks in. since he's permanently on your head for the remainder of the season... he's apparently good at reading your mind.
Did Ding Dong win me drinks? I went 5-1 with my lone loss being MY VERY OWN TEAM WITH A TWO RUN LEAD AND TWO OUTS IN THE 5th INNING!! Ugh that loss still stings.
No, Frank had a perfect bracket
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