Read me if you want to live

The tp at the Gorecki residence wasn’t a Halloween prank. It was a tp terminator sent back in time to destroy the ding dong. Because not only does paper beat rock, it beats ding dong. What we did not account for was the propeller. The propeller created a ticker tape parade out of the tp-600. We lost that battle but the war is far from over.

If you are reading this, you are the kb resistance. We have been at war long before you were a kickball league, before MacDinton’s was your sponsor bar and before you couldn’t park east of Howard. The devil’s hands have been busy. Some variables have changed but what remains is SkyNet. As I write this, the future is changing but SkyNet remains. What little information we have we send back in time in hopes that the war in future is leveraged our way or that the war never starts. The Ding Dong is the life source for SkyNet. The propeller powers SkyNet when it goes online and becomes self aware. The Ding Dong is the key to past, present and the future.

Attacks on the resistance leaders must not go uncheck either. The abduction of the Liger Visor must not stand. SkyNet is using the visor as bait to bring back the Ding Dong. Chandler needs and uses the visor to watch scrambled porn. He keeps it below his eyes for protection. Those teeth alone cannot protect those eyes. If he cannot protect his face, he wont be tossing one securely in his home when SkyNet becomes self aware. He will be out visor shopping and playing golf when the machines attack, thus eliminating a key future member of the kb resistance. This cannot be allowed to happen. Secure the visor and return it along with a bottle of lotion.

The JN-800 tried to take out future resistance leader Ruben. First with its primary weapon, sexual advances but somehow this failed. In the future, the history we have, he never turned any female down, an incalculable statistic. After that failed, the JN-800 went to secondary weapons, throwing beers, scratching with lee press on nails and kicking with hooker heels. Ruben escaped with only a scratch. But the JN-800 is a relentless terminator prototype. Careful kb resistance, its tertiary weapons systems are a self destruct sequence. It will try and take down as many people as possible with one fatal sweep. Like its attempts to sue the league for gender bias, luckily that same programming yielding allowing a child to participate in thunderstruck with gatorade. Self imploding will be immanent.

The TY-1000 was sent back to disrupt the course of the kb resistance with bad negotiating and horrible field policy. Not an infantry model the TY-1000 disrupts the moral in hopes of breaking up the contributors, the future resistance. The one upside of the TY-1000 is it has to maintain the league thereby maintaining the creation and existence of the Ding Dong so the TY-1000 can be used for kb resistance purposes as well. We can use their technology against them. Don’t hesitate here or SkyNet wins.

We have seen that Rollo has started his tactical training. His time away now, will only serve you the kb resistance in the future.

Bito you need not worry who I send back in time and the semantics. Just know it is no coincidence that you question it, you are on a team called “your mom” and you are a future leader of the kb resistance. Your anteater squad becomes our elite infantry unit and your recipe for Bito’s Doritos feeds the resistance here in the future.

I must be careful what I tell you and whose role is whose because it could cause you to choose a different path but just know that SkyNet and the machines are relentless and you must continue to fight and stay the course, OR WE ALL DEAD!

This is John Conner and if you are reading this with a ZPT login, you are the kb resistance.