Thursday, April 1, 2010

Picks - Week 5b

Picks are CLOSED!


29 comments:

Geoff said...

Balls
Bullies
Bombs
Beer
Bad
B'jammers
Ballics
- I really want PMU to lose but I have to pick them because I just don't have faith in POTG

Nate Dawg said...

BnD - I cant remember if we have a mercy rule but we might see it put into effect for the first time in many seasons.

Bullies - I dont have much faith in the Bullies but Dolla Wells are just awful...except for that fast fuck.

Y-Bombs - Finally playing to their potential last week they keep it going against the bumpit-daywalkers

THEE Beer Nuts - when in doubt pick against the Ligers...even when they are playing TBN Chan?

Supa - With rumors of the randomness being gone I think that Superbad starts getting geared up for a run in the tourney.

OFF C - Jammers dont seem like the Jammers this year and OC is so hot right now...

Ballics - That one's for you Goreki

PMU - Both first place teams in each conference are playing joke games would be an upset of the year if either lost.

Nate Dawg said...

Found it.
7.07 Any game may be ended at the discretion of the losing team, if losing by 12 or more runs at the end of any inning.
OC almost was there against Mooseknuckles last week...

Chandler said...

When would the losing team ever just quit due to a 12 run deficit? If that ever happened, I think they should get 17 paper forfeits.

YellowBird said...

Didn't we do this once already?


BnD -- When you give up 11 runs to OC, it's pretty obvious that FranknJeans' injury is tormenting the young Mooseknuckle squad. And this week's competition won't let up. Not to mention the horror of how much better looking they allegedly are. Mooseknuckles might need to be Baker Acted to avoid hurting themselves after this one.

Bullies -- Nickel Beers/Dollar Wells/Top Shelf and I seem to have a history. They hate freedom, want me to pay for drinks every week and do not win when I pick them. That said, look for them to have their best effort of the season and try to win since I picked against them. Take the Bullies at your own risk.
Nelson Muntz >> Free Drink Terrorists

YBombs -- I'd like to pick my fellow ginger's squad to win but I really want a free jack & diet. the Ybombs found their rhythm in the late innings last week vs the previously 2nd ranked Ligers, but that may not be really saying much. What a crazy mess the Boobies Conf is. Orange thongs > Bumpits & Daywalkers.

Ligers -- TBN will probably win the Beer Olympics, but look for a focused and intoxicated Ligers squad to win the kickball game. You guys actually lucked out with the lights going out now at 9:30. I now give you a 75% chance you'll get in all 5 innings. Thank Allison when you're done.

SuperRandom -- Team Fab got wet, dirty and violated last week. And that was before they got to the bar. At least they had fun throwing water balloons. This one will probably fun to watch, but Superbad simply has too much talent regardless of who plays where.
Randomization >> Dickazzling & Vijazzling

Jammers -- 3 wins in a row?? Who are these guys? OC looks to stay hot while the Jammers look to get Gomez just baked enough not to screw things up. It's a fine line, trust me.
wet jheri curls >>> Grifter's mouth

Alcoballics -- My this game looked huge on the schedule before the season started. What the hell happened? Championship hangover? Too much Dick Vitale? Too many theme games? Not enough fun? Gorecki-itus? Oh well. Somebody has to win.
Hot Chicks > Pinky Up the Butt

PMU -- I always appreciate Jack's inside info on POTG. He should write a book on it. This is an easy pick. Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground....
No chant >>>>>> Flo's Pants on the ground

Missy said...

Boyz Boyz Boyz!!! The Super- Randomness is alive and well, and is not going anywhere. Love that we make the picks soooo unpredictable!!!

Nate Dawg said...

I always thank Alison when Im done...BOOM!

Jim said...

Balls n Dolls
Playground Bullies
Wakashame
Ligers
Superbad
Toejammers
Shockers
Pick Me Up

SarahB said...

BnD (but only cuz fanny pack guy is cool)

PGB (Thunder! We won the championship...dont "F" this one up)

Bombs (TBN overcame the bumpits...so can you)

TBN (because we win championships, well some of us anyway lol)


Fab (didnt they beat Superbad or at least tie last season when the super-random wasnt in place? I'm thinking "upset")

Jammers (i hear they like to beat off constantly...old joke by now but still funny)

Ballics (a few of the shockers just got back from a cruise...so maybe that will be their excuse this week for losing)

PMU (I really dont want them to win either..."pick me up"? What does that even mean?! POTG are horrible though and even some of the their own team say that. Cant believe we were their only win!)

Kristen said...

BND
Bullies
Wakashame
TBN
Superbad
Jammers
Shockers
PMU

Smithkey said...

BnD- Despite BnD being the self proclaimed best looking team, this one is going to get ugly. CT20 should just be happy if they manage to score a single run.

PGB- PGB was Thunderstruck last week losing to SB thanks to a bad case of Thunderfingers. As much as I would love to see Rollo flip out at his team for losing back to back weeks, it's not going to happen.

Yeaga- WS is fresh off a win last week which guarantees only one
thing, they will lose this week. Meanwhile Yeaga is riding high off a blowout win against the Ligers scoring as many runs against them in 2 innings as they had previously given up all season.

TBN- TBN will break tradition this season and win both the game and
more importantly the Beer Olympics. The Ligers defense has made up for
it's offense all season by bending but not breaking until last week
when it broke like a New Orleans levy allowing runs to pour in. A win by either team is just an added bonus this week, crushing brew is what really matters.

SB- I have had problems picking SB all season but think even with a
random lineup they surely have to be better then a team that is proud
to wear pink. Don't let me down Frank.

TJ's- What might have been a joke game just a few weeks ago has turned into quite the test for the Jammers. Beating Off Constantly has proved to be quite the challenge as of late but I know if anyone can do it the guys on the Toe Jammers can. Hess will provide his signature lube as the guys in yellow drop a major load and beat Off Constantly.

Shockers- Both teams have been streaking in opposite directions all season with the Ballics losing at the beginning of the season and the Shockers losing as of late. Fresh off a win last week I like the Shockers to start streaking in the right direction this weak and the Ballics girls to streak across the field. Unfortunately I think there is a chance of only one of those things happening.

PMU- Pants on the ground suck.

Rollo said...

Balls
PGB
Yeaga
Beer nuts
Superbad
Toejammers
shockers
Pick me up

That blows and blumpkins division is so hard to make picks in cause of the semi-ok teams. You never know which team is going to actually step up and play. :o/

Duc Duc Goose said...

Jack BLACK
Ron BURGUNDY
ORANGE Crush
ROYAL BLUE Balls
FOREST Gump GREEN
YELLOW Submarine
RED Rum
Rachel GREEN

Maria said...

I'll take Yella's picks, he has a pretty good track record.

Brie said...

What Duc said...

Jack said...

BND v. Mooseknuckle - Blow-the-fuck-out. With each passing week mooseknuckle's d gets looser and looser. Black team will not only be able to go balls deep, but they'll be able to get the balls in there as well. And the Dolls. Pick stands from early March: BND.

PGB v. Dolla Wells - PGB's going to drink the dollar wells like Daniel Day Lewis drinks your milkshake. Then they're going to kill them with a bowling pin like the movie as well. Figuratively of course. PGB wins.

Yeags v. WAKABumpit - Which team represent Jersey more? A team which celebrates their state drink or a team that celebrates their state hairstyle? I'd say tie, but I think the daywalkers cancel it out. That's boston. I hate boston. Yeagabombs win.


TBN v. Ligers - Originally I had Chandler because I was counting on the crack he had picked up in Baltimore to push the Ligers over the edge for the win in the Beer Olympics and the game. However, I'm pretty sure he's run through all that (judging by this week's power rankings at least) and is only left with that nasty case of the clap he got from one of Charm City's lovely working girls. He then spread it through the team using the power of the Chouder, which makes this a good week for TBN to bring out the brooms and sweep the night.

Team Fab v. Superbad - Has Superbad found their groove? If not, Team Fab will find it. Then bedazzle it. Superbad wins.

Off Constantly v. TJs - This game looks a lot different than the one set up three weeks ago. Then we were still considered the worst team in the league, and this was thought to be a blowout. Now, someone actually picked us. Hopefully we keep it close, but the Jammers general resentment of Ty propels them to a hate-fueled victory that I won't let spoil my birthday. Nate Dawg, I'm buying you a beer for having the balls to pick the OC.

Shockers v. Ballics - You know how I always pick POTG correctly (and thanks to my tips everyone else does, too)? Well, I NEVER pick the Shockers correctly. I hear the purp might be missing some more good players this week, so I'm going with the Ballics and an inspired Gorecki rhyme drop to celebrate the victory. So everyone else should bet on the Shockers and an inspired Gorecki ball drop. Haha... ball drop.

Also, I noticed YellowBird went with only one ">" when comparing hot chicks to a pinky in the butt. Does that worry anyone else?

IKT v. PMU - The moment everyone's been waiting for. Will IKT snap their losing streak against a now defeated Pick Me Up? YES THEY WILL!... april fools. Of course PMU's going to win.

Buchanan said...

Balls
Bullies
Bombs
Ligers
Bad
Jammers
Ballics
PMU

Griff said...

* Still looking to collect from Maria, Paige, and Kristen for last week, and I still owe Rollo a drink...



BnD - Mike Tyson fighting an infant.

PGB - Mike Tyson fondling an infant.

Yeaga - Mike Tyson eating an infant.

TBN - Mike Tyson getting drunk with an infant.

Supa - Mike Tyson fondling an infant boy.

Soul Glooo - Mike Tyson vs. Holyfield pt II (Ends early).

'Champs - Mike Tyson tickling an infant.

PMU - Mike Tyson fighting a nobody.


- Good luck everybody

Paige said...

BND
Bullies
Bombs
Ligers
SuperBad
Jammers
Shockers
PMU

Since I was on the cruise last week and couldn't pay beers you guys will get yours tonight...watch out for the added Rohypnol or 2!

Rob said...

BND
Bullies
Yeaga
Ligers
SuperRandom
Jammers
Shockers
PMU

M. Gorecki said...

As George Constanza would claim, "I'M BACK BABY!". I haven't given brakdown of games (or rhymes) in awhile and I'm sure you all have been in depression about it. So with out further delay...

BND- Lock of the week. And BND continue their undefeated streak.

PGB- Even though Thunder has more drops than my rhymes, they still get enough run support to win this time.

Yeaga- Bumpits vs thongs will be quite the sight to see, just spare us from the orange spray tan and fist bumps, i beg of you please!

TBN- I'm so flattered that our team was picked to win by you Nate, now I must reward you in return to prevent any hate.

Superbad- rumors of them abandoning their randon lineup as playoffs near, team fab has to suffer a beatdown but all is forgiven with the gift of free beer!

Jammers- Its the Rubs vs Ty showdown game, there better be a controversial call or else this matchup will turnout quite lame.

Ballics- After an 0-2 start we've regrouped and are quite the force, lookout shockers we're sneaking that pinkie finger in with no remorse.

PMU- Sigh I wish the ballics wouldnt have played PMU so early in the season, now we have to settle for 2nd place, unless POTG wins, so some very, VERY strange reason.

Ball/Rhyme Dropping Gorecki- OUT!

FRANK said...

bnd
bull
bombs
nuts
supa
tj
ballics
pmu

SUPA SUPA SUPA

Jack said...

Bravo, Ball/Rhyme Dropping Gorecki. Much better performance.

Florian said...

BnD
Bullies
Yeaga
Ligers (but TBN wins the Olympics)
Superbad
Jammers
Alcoballics
PMU

~Marla~ said...

Balls N Dolls
Bullies
WAKAShame
Ligers
Superbad
Toejammers
Alcoballics
Pick Me Up

THE_Dawson said...

BnD
Bullies
Bombs
Ligers
Superbad
Jammers
Ballics
PMU

Ryan said...

BND
PGB
YB
L
SB
TJ
A
PMU

Griff said...

don't forget to update the pretty spreadsheet this time!

Chandler said...

I swear it was updated last time.