Thursday, March 11, 2010

Week 5 Picks

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29 comments:

Kristen said...

BND
Bullies
WakaShame
TBN
Superbad
Jammers
Ballics
PMU

SarahB said...

"Best Looking Team"
PGB
Bombs
TBN
SuperBad
Jammers
Ballics
PMU

Buchanan said...

Balls N Dolls
Playground Bullies
Yeagabombs
Ligers
Superbad
ToeJammers
Alcoballics
Pick Me Up

Nate Dawg said...

Balls n Dolls - Mooseknuckles suprised us in week 1 but losing Franknjeans proved to be too much, even if they (somehow) win they will paper foreit b/c they dont know about providing refs for the 8pm game.

Bullies - Quarter Drafts, Penny Pitchers, Dollar Wells...the name doesnt matter. Bullies win big with a strong performance from ROY canidate Chris "Thunder" Moreno.

Yeaga's - Tough pick but I gotta go with my gut here, just cant see the Yeaga's continuing to play as bad as they have been.

Thee Beer Nuts - I am not only picking TBN to win the game but also Beer Olympics. (Double Pick) This game promises plenty of drunken debauchery from 6:30-8:00.

Superbad - Keeping up with the randomness but still enough skill on this team to take down the Pinks. Hopefully Frank bought a bigger radio for this week...

Jammers - RRR-Jammers on a high from Tuesday night keep it going. Grifter starts a new losing streak...

Shockers - Rob finally gets his whole team together after bachelor parties, marathons, spring break, 30th bday parties and whatever excuses his fellow "Two in the pink and one in the stink" Shockers have had to not make it out to the fields.

PMU - Bout as much of a chance of Pants on the Ground upsetting PMU as Flo getting laid...

Geoff said...

Balls
Bullies
Bombs
Beers
Bad
B'jammers
Ballics
Bick me up


Beer buyers beware!

Nate Dawg said...

I like your style Geoff

Brie said...

Balls
Bullies
WAKA
Beer Nuts
Superbad
Jammers
Ballics
PMU

I have not forgotten about those drinks I won last week! I'm on painkillers too so I'm sure they're gonna taste REAL good... ;)

Nate Dawg said...

Whatever you want princess...

Brie said...

It's "Madame President" to you, thanks.
By the way, it might rain tomorrow night so do you mind lending me your WAKA jacket since mine's not in yet? Not like you have any use for it nowadays... ;)

Nate Dawg said...

I'll see what I can do princess lol

THE_Dawson said...

BnD
Bullies
Bombs
Ligers
Superbad
Jammers
Shockers
PMU

Smithkey said...

BnD
PGB
WS
Liiiigers
SB
TJ's
Shockers
PMU

Jim said...

Balls N Dolls
Playground Bullies
Wakashame
Thee Beer Nuts
Superbad
Toejammers
Shockers
Pick Me Up

Jack said...

BND v. Mooseknuckle - I spoke with some BNDers last Thursday and apparently they won with only 5 "Balls" (I guess it would be 10 balls, pending irregularities) on defense. That tells me the dudes are really good, and the Dolls are as well. They're the best team in the league despite what the power rankings said this week, and they'll win this game going away.

PGB v. Dolla Wells - It'll start with a noogie, progress to an atomic wedgie, and end with a Nelson Muntz laugh and point. PGB FTW.

Yeags v. WAKABumpit - Good matchup between a couple of .500 teams. Gotta go with the hot hand and WAKAShame, though. And by hot hand I mean hot fingers, as I assume 'Shame's fingers are still warm after reverse shocking the shockers last week.

TBN v. Ligers - Chandler just took a trip to Baltimore, so after watching season 1 of The Wire, I assume he loaded up on crack/meth/whatever drugs they were selling in the projects, and I assume he brought those back to share with his team. I expect an amped up Ligers squad to win the beer olympics and the game, but later test positive for PEDs.


Team Fab v. Superbad - Team Fab won't have Off Constantly's 3B to give them two runs in this game. Superbad wins. Random score prediction - 1.2689 to 0.7743

Off Constantly v. TJs - It's been a great week to be on Off Constantly. We won a game that only our team and that genius Smithkey believed we would and earned the #1 spot in the power rankings. This week will probably bring a dose of reality to our squad, though. I really want to pick us to win in a three-inning game that Ty calls right after we get a lead, but I doubt we'll actually get a lead. Besides, I think we lost that killer instinct after we earned the lofty perch at #1. We will have wine in a can, though, so we'll be the winners in life.

Shockers v. Ballics - hear that silence? It's the sound of an ineffective shocker, and we've been hearing it the last two weeks. While the Ballics have found their offense, the purple finger fornicators have fallen on their collective faces. I'm going with the Ballics while the Shockers continue to search for their groove.

IKT v. PMU - I've still picked 100% of IKT's games correctly. I shared my secret on how to pick their games in last weeks edition, and I'm sticking to that. PMU wins a close one.

Chandler said...

Jack's commentary... still top quality. And yes, Baltimore gets a little stabby and rapey at night. I wore protection though.

Alison said...

Balls N Dolls
Playground Bullies
WAKAshame
Ligers
SuperBad
ToeJammers
Alcoballics
Pick Me Up

Grifter said...

While I think tonight's games will be rained out, This Weeks Picks are brought to you by, Tampax, "Helping you relax when Mother Nature attacks your slacks...Tampax,"

BND - Camel Toes snuck by Team Fab last week due to a too many men on the field penalty... They won't have such luck against a focused BND.

PGB - If we can be the Slump Busters, so can PGB.

WakaShame - Continue to ride the airwaves created by the bumpits.

Thee Beer Nuts - I just want to go to Thee Dollhouse with them.

SuperBad - Team Fab is good, but Frank is better. I miss the technicolor dream coat Frank... Bring it BACK!

Toe Jammers - It ain't going to be close.

Shockers - Returning to a full squad tonight helps them put an end to the streak... but they love to put things in peoples butts. Watch out Gorecki, don't Drop the soap around this group.

Pick Me Up - Sleepers, and Flo's Fro slows him down too much to outrun any throws.

YellowBird said...

Love the commentary. Keep 'em coming Bayshore.

BnD -- With only allegedly 10 balls last week, allegedly, BnD kept SuperRandom at bay and pulled it out walk-off fashion. FranknJeans' injury continues to torment the young Mooseknuckle squad and tonight the competition won't let up. Look for more of what we've come to expect from both... Balls >>> Mooseknuckles

Bullies -- Nickel Beers/Dollar Wells/Top Shelf and I seem to have a history. They hate freedom, want me to be poor for the rest of my life and do not win when I pick them. That said, look for them to have their best effort of the season and try to win since I picked against them. Take the Bullies at your own risk tonight.
Nelson > Drink Terrorists

YBombs -- I'd like to pick my fellow ginger's squad to win but I really want a free jack & diet before the season is over. Running out of time. Not that I have tremendous faith in the Bombs anymore. Remember when they used to be really good? Me neither. Still I'm picking them to win. Orange thongs > Bumpits & Daywalkers.

Ligers -- TBN will probably win the Beer Olympics, but look for a focused and intoxicated Ligers squad to be ahead when Ty stops the game in the middle of the 4th inning at 7:54pm. Proving that even starting a game early doesn't guarantee you 5 innings.
PAL's Electric Bill & Ty's Agenda >>>> Good Times Had By All

SuperRandom -- They nearly pulled off the upset last week while team Fab got Mooseknuckled. This one seems easy even if Superbad plays the entire game randomly blindfolding one player on defense. Just don't confuse the randomization as a lack of intensity. You guys should have heard Frank calling for his team to do the 'intentional drop double play douche move' last week. Classic.
Randomization >> Bedazzling

Jammers -- the hangover of Grifter's first victory in over a year should last more than a week while the Jammers look to get Gomez just baked enough not to screw things up. It's a fine line, trust me.
Hair Accessories >>>>>> Pandas

Alcoballics -- Wow, what a big GOTW this is. Elimination thursday as the loser is all but eliminated from winning the Boobies & Beer Conference. Ball/Rhyme Dropping Gorecki returns and is becoming a kickball force. He hasn't dropped a ball (or rhyme) in about 5 weeks now. Look for him to be a factor at catcher.
Hot Chicks > Finger Up the Butt

PMU -- I appreciate's Jack's inside info and think this is an easy pick. Although I won't be as harsh with my commentary as Nate was. Wow. Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground....
No chant >>>>>> Flo's Pants on the ground

Rollo said...

ballsndolls
Bullies
yeaga
Ligers
Superbad
Toejamm
Alco
pick me up

~Marla~ said...

Balls N Dolls
Bullies
WAKAShame
Ligers
Superbad
Toejammers
Shockers
Pick Me Up

Rob said...

Bnd
playground bullies
yeaga
ligers
superbad
jammers
shockers
pmu

full squad in some commentary, whose got inside information that i dont have? we'll have another skeleton crew this week but still cant pick against us.

Griff said...

Well here's to mother nature:

B&D - Pretty vs. Pity...what more can i say?

PGB - Bullies "D" impressed me last week..(despite our base-running blunders)Penny-Spritzers can't find an answer tonight.

BOMBS - They aren't done yet...

Ligers - GOW...'Nuts crush brew and win the olympics, but Ligers win the actual game (isn't that the usual?)

Randoms - Watched Supa give B&D all they could handle last week in a shootout...costumes were excellent.

Soul Glo - no HNiB this week means no "excitment" in this one...soul glo rooolllllsss....

Champs - Sorry Rob, but I think it's officially a "slump" now...'Ballics win

PMU - As I said before,ridin this train for another week...

Paige said...

Bnd
Bullies
yeaga
ligers-game and olympics! :)
superbad
jammers
shockers
pmu

Angie AKA Clam, HJ, ... said...

BALLS N DOLLS
BULLIES
WAKASHAME
LIGERS
SUPERBAD
TOEJAMMERS
BALLICS
PICK ME UP

Florian said...

Not feeling up to the coommentary this week so just some picks.

BnD
Bullies
Wakashame
Ligers (Nuts win the Olympics but not the game)
Random
Jammers
Alcopeople
PMU

Angie AKA Clam, HJ, ... said...

ROB, ARE YOU PAYING THESE PEOPLE TO PICK YOUR TEAM;)

Nate Dawg said...

Rob if you guys lose this week I will not pick u for the rest of the year

FRANK said...

bnd
pgb
jeag
bn
supa
jam
ballic
pmu

Chandler said...

dammit, Frank...